Angelina Jolie Shows Off Engagement Ring, Is Dying
Here’s Angelina Jolie in Hollywood yesterday flashing the now-world-famous Fuck You Jennifer Aniston Diamond, handcrafted by her majesty’s must-trusted jeweler Robocop. Although, in her defense, it’s kind of hard not to flaunt something that’s goddamn thicker than you are. So, seriously, Angie, we all know why you gathered up those kids, so you might as well suck the lifeforce out of them and get back to looking as hot as you did in Mr. & Mrs. Smith or even better, that one movie where your topless tits hacked computers with a bunch of hackers. You know which one I’m talking about. Titters, that’s it.