Andy Dick pulled a Kramer over the weekend when he hopped onstage at L.A.’s Improv comedy club and started dropping n-bombs. He was heckling comedian Ian Bagg when he allegedly got out of his seat, jumped onstage, and began joking with Bagg. As he was exiting the stage he suddenly grabbed the mic and shouted at the crowd, “You’re all a bunch of niggers!”
The stunned crowd gasped and stared at each other. Bagg tried to play it cool and move on with his set, but the laughs weren’t there.
Sadly this is still the least embarrassing thing Andy Dick has done in his entire life. The guy can’t go three months without groping Pamela Anderson’s breasts or licking somebody’s face or getting beat up. They should teach a course on how not to live your life and the entire lesson would be watching a documentary on Andy Dick.
LOL #149 thanks for bringing us back on topic. I am not Brittish or American but I don’t slag either as I am too busy having a life! Both countries have faults and either can hardly slag off the other, so just grow the fuck up! I live in a country that can be at times very anti-Brittish but although I wouldn’t personally waste my time contributing to it, I can hardly blame them either. Britain seems to have somehow forgotten their past and are hypocritically criticising another’s present.
You know what offends me more than the n-word?
People (both “comedians” and the idiots who support them) who think that saying a rude word is the more hilarious, clever thing possible.
Andy could have used ANY rude or racist word and I’d be equally offended by his belief that he is a clever, funny guy whom I should pay to see perform. The fact of the matter is, he’s trying to be funny in a lazy way – he can’t be bothered to write good material, so why not say a rude word that is also a hot topic right now and coast on the shock wave?
My boyfriend is from Australia and is very pleased to good-naturedly rub my face in the fact that the most successful comedians over here seem to be the ones that Just. Aren’t. Funny. It seems like if you get on stage and drop a bunch of F-bombs and N-bombs and Your-Momma-Is-A-Cunt bombs, then you’re “funny”. And that’s just stupid.
103- What was the point of that?
I would of laughed. Get over yourselves.
Sarah, et.al…. You know who IS deserving of your bullshit and who really IS trying to force their warped, fucked-up sense of values and culture on the world and who truly does HATE all other societies? Fanatical Muslim terrorists! Why don’t you direct your fucking bullshit toward them. Your hatred toward Americans is bizarre. I’m sure you thought it was terrific when they flew jets into buildings full of innocent people, right? That’s completely acceptable, I suppose. I suppose a dictator like Saddam Hussein and his psychotic, sadistic gang of fucking scumbags torturing and gassing their own countrymen is completely acceptable. Terrorists kidnapping journalists, nuns, and workers and beheading them is a good thing, right? Fuck you.
Fuck all of you who don’t have the intelligence to realize that I was being trolled last night. As long as I have been posting here, I never post after 5:00 pm, (because I pick up kids from school, go to the gym, help with homework, cook dinner, etc.)and I always try and to have at least a little wit. Stupid shit like posts on #16, 103, 110 aren’t mine so fuck off.
**@140 I don’t care what color you are, it doesn’t change the fact that you can go fuck yourself. Plus, you called me “chump” so I’ll assume you are Mr. T. Do you also pity the fool that calls you a nigger? Fuck off.
#156-bahahaha @ Mr. T part!!!
#66,
Hopefully your “UNI” cleans out some of your idiocy. America doesn’t “Insist on inflicting our culture everywhere”
What happens is…..people seek out and buy what they want. If TV stations in Britain are funning Friends against Little Britain, and Little Britain wins, then they will pay more for Little Britain and run it. If Friends gets higher ratings, guess what, you’ll see more stations running it. Same with movies CD’s etc… An example on this side of the Atlantic, Oasis had large hits over here, Robbie Williams didn’t, was Britain “Inflicting” Oasis on us? No, people chose to buy what they wanted to buy. If you don’t like what America has to offer than you don’t have to buy or watch any of it.
Now, you are too stupid to be my little Yorkshire Pudding anymore, I’m afriad your new nickname is “Spotted Dick”
Andy Dick is one of the great unrecognized talents of our time. He’s just a little ahead of the curve. He will be remembered some day in the future as one of the people who smoothed the jagged rusty edges off of that word.
I woulda laughed, then called Jesse Jackson to apologize, then laughed because Jesse Jackson actually took my call, then apologized again, to myself, for being an obvious racist for laughing at a word.
PunjabPete U ARE THE BIGGEST INARTICULATE WANKER EVER!! U AMERICANS HAVE SUCH AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX….PunjabPete u can’t even express yourself without swearing! u cock! if u read the stories properly which are on this site u would see that a lot of the source is derived from British tabloids such as The Sun or The Mirror. …Normally i read the stories on this site and its real funny but i am so shocked how racist America is. U poor souls, and u think u know what liberation is…ha u guys are so uncivilsed, u think its ok to call people niggers, yeah England has done awful things but 1)there are many different races in Britain, and Blacks are not called niggers on a regualr basis, (only morons like yourself who don’t realise right from wrong would do such a thing and find it funny). 2) we can aploigise and hold our hands up.
All SoupaSarah did was ask a bloody question and u guys start abusing her, ur out of order. Your comments are a small example of American’s dillusional superiority…and as for jrzmommy, karma is gonna deal with ur ass…in ur next lifetime u will be the an african with the blackest skin ever…i don’t hate americans, i have american relatives but God help u!…So whilst u guys continue dropping the n-word why don’t keep ur shitty big macs, and keep getting fat on them….:-) …I’m with u Sarah.
161–first of all….what the fuck is up with the “u” instead of “you” and second of all, douchebag-come-lately, I never once uttered the N-word so you’re an irrelevant fucking douchebag. Karma ain’t gonna do dick to me. Fuck you.
And by the way you simp, Sarah started her bullshit a while back….you don’t got a dog in this fight, bitch, so shut the fuck up. You just made yourself look like such a fucking moron. Try reading everything on all posts before you shoot your gash off.
prettyenglishgirl? hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
That’s what’s called an oxymoron, no? I love my British friends, but let’s face it, the English invented the inferiority complex.
Jrz, she was saving all the “yo”s for us niggas… as a representative of that lineage, I appreciate that p.e.g. (no way I can lie to myself and call you prettyengl…. hahahahaha). I would be honored to have Jrz return to Earth as a purple-skinned Black person, then we can watch p.e.g. and “soup or sarah” cross the street when they see her coming.
Rich, I do believe she means to say she hopes I turn into someone as black as the ace of spades?
Andy Dick is my hero.
But he’s also a loser.
Ah, well. Can’t win ‘em all.
Ah… settle, peeps.
The Brits are slagging the Americans like the Americans slagged the Brits not that long ago when they reigned supreme-o. Human nature.
But grease up yer engines, kiddies & break out the fun bag o’ Asian jokes ‘n riddles. India and China are on the cusp of world dominance!
FuglyBritishBitch – I didn’t use the N word a single time in any of my posts. Are you fucking high? Why don’t you actually read instead of just making shit up. Oh, and by the way, I love how you use the word ‘cock’ right after criticizing me for profanity. Hypocrit. Oh, and if you had actually read any of my posts you would know that I am quite articulate. Certainly more so than an ignorant moron such as yourself. It is YOU not U…
As for the SoupaSarah history, she did not ‘just ask a question’. She started an anit-America rant in another thread and it was carried here. Go read teh posts so you actually know WTF you are talking about.
Dipshit troll…
As to the Inferiority Complex comment, I could not possibly laugh any harder… A Brit telling an American they have an inferiority complex… You pommeys truly are a funny bunch….
Hilarious. This can be like the new inside joke between comedians. The new “Aristocrats.”
This is exactly what comedy needs…so perfect!
What do you call the act? “The N-words!” Class!
The Aristocrats! (so hilarious)
161 – are the english so fucking lazy that they can’t type out the word “you” or “you are”???? lazy crotchrot.
I’m just glad that after all this pointless bitching I can slide my hands behind my head, put my feet up on my desk and enjoy Australia in the summertime. Ahhh…
Oops, bugger, the boss is here…
*reverting to look of dishevelled, subservient drone*
P.S. The Aristocrats wasn’t that funny, save for Mr Izzard and Rich Jeni. The rest of it was exactly the same lowest-possible-grade crap my friends and I spout when we’re trashed on the weekend.
Oh, and #161 – great idea on how to deal with jrzmommy. Just one little incidental detail: no such thing as karma. Apart from that though, it’s an awesomely bullet-proof plan, and no doubt jrzmommy is in some serious trouble at a later, unspecified date.
TRANSLATION:
Way to leave it up to some ethereal, non-existent revenge tactic do your dirty work for you, ya lazy twat.
I shall now snort contemptuously.
who is this
jrz, I was SO ready yesterday to let this die. Me and Soupy Sarah were in the minority then and I didn’t know she had started this on another thread whice is why I put my hands up and apologised.
That apology still stands for everyone, including you, but c’mon. You know that London lost lives on July 6. You know that terrorism is a serious problem in Britain too. Even in a tiny town like mine there are posters everywhere pleading us to call the police about suspicious garages etc “the other option is to let them do the unthinkable”.
I admit that it not on such a.. awful (for want of a better word cos awful does not sum it up) stance as 9/11, but to think that american “haters” in Britain were pleased on 9/11 is wrong. We were sent home from school, people were scared out their minds, they evacuated places such as Canary Warf in London, in fear it would be the next target. We mourned too. It angered us too. We prayed for the captue of Bin Laden and we still do. Because it seems he has been forgotton.
When we were attacked we lost lives. It is true to say not as many deaths as America, but one death is one death too many. Please don’t draw me into a “fanatical muslim” because Ihave issues with your govenment. I am not stupid, I have more issues with my government. I will never directly offend a person JUST for their nationality. I hope in twenty years time when our children are learning about this in history class, they can come to us and ask questions, and that we’ll have answers.
OK I just think it’s funny! Obviously it was a Kramer reference and considering it was a mixed race room it’s even funnier. He’s taking the piss out of another comedian and not afraid to do so. Everone takes everything too seriously these days and everthing has to be PC not allowing us to laugh at ourselves.
yeah probably was high! on the good English life! …gotta admit that i didn’t read the previous thread but u guys get so worked up, why? anyway all this is pointless so ta ta i’m going to drink my English tea
yeah, but if he was actually doing it to be funny it’s way different than what KKKramer did