Andy Dick pulled a Kramer over the weekend when he hopped onstage at L.A.’s Improv comedy club and started dropping n-bombs. He was heckling comedian Ian Bagg when he allegedly got out of his seat, jumped onstage, and began joking with Bagg. As he was exiting the stage he suddenly grabbed the mic and shouted at the crowd, “You’re all a bunch of niggers!”
The stunned crowd gasped and stared at each other. Bagg tried to play it cool and move on with his set, but the laughs weren’t there.
Sadly this is still the least embarrassing thing Andy Dick has done in his entire life. The guy can’t go three months without groping Pamela Anderson’s breasts or licking somebody’s face or getting beat up. They should teach a course on how not to live your life and the entire lesson would be watching a documentary on Andy Dick.
combustion8 | December 5, 2006 at 12:22 pm
I woulda laughed.
imakemistakes | December 5, 2006 at 12:24 pm
woulda laughed too.
GG 4.33 | December 5, 2006 at 12:24 pm
Andy Dick is quickly becoming the next Courtney Love, in terms of drug intake, general obnoxiousness, and absolutely no talent.
enfilade | December 5, 2006 at 12:25 pm
Andy Dick Sucks.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
NipsyHustle | December 5, 2006 at 12:26 pm
he must really be a no talent hack if this is his best way to make press
GG 4.33 | December 5, 2006 at 12:26 pm
Oh, and sexual perversity too. He’ll be having sex with multiple dogs next, all of them black.
NipsyHustle | December 5, 2006 at 12:26 pm
# 4
andy sucks dicks is what you meant right?
siren823 | December 5, 2006 at 12:28 pm
Andy Dick is mentally ill, most likely bi-polar. He needs to sit down with Robert Downey Jr. to discuss treatment options. Robert finally stopped self medicating and got on some real psych meds. Now, he doesn’t go into strangers homes and sleep in their beds.
Andy, stop using the coc and get some help. David Strickland’s death was almost 8 years ago. Get your life right or you will end up like him.
GG 4.33 | December 5, 2006 at 12:28 pm
The fact that Andy Dick is even taken seriously as a “performer” in this country is mind boggling in itself. It’s just unbelievable. He does keep the tabloids gainfully employed, however….
VeryLiberating.com | December 5, 2006 at 12:29 pm
What a dipshit.
http://www.veryliberating.com
NipsyHustle | December 5, 2006 at 12:29 pm
i’m sure he’ll turn this around to be some study of society by saying
“I simply wanted to learn if race mattered so I called a room full of people from all races blacks”. The fact that these people took offense tells me that THEY are the bigots who have a problem with being called black. The audience should do some soul searching to figure out why they are racists. I don’t think it is an insult to call someone Nigger cause you’re just calling them black and black people have been cool since ’01″.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | December 5, 2006 at 12:33 pm
Actually he was saying “bigger! bigger!” because everyone in the audience has a bigger penis than him.
assfacecocknocker | December 5, 2006 at 12:45 pm
maybe the crowd was full of african americans and he is racist!!
i like shit
noonespecial8888 | December 5, 2006 at 12:46 pm
HAS BEEN!
Jenster | December 5, 2006 at 12:46 pm
washed up hack. How bad is your career (or lack of) when you have to copy another washed up hack?
PapaHotNuts | December 5, 2006 at 12:47 pm
We’re all niggers on the inside. Well, not all of us, just the black people.
Yenstah | December 5, 2006 at 12:48 pm
Andy Dick’s still alive?????
ph7 | December 5, 2006 at 12:49 pm
///Actually he was saying “bigger! bigger!” because everyone in the audience has a bigger penis than him.///
Guess we’ll have to take your word for it.
There's a Surprise Inside | December 5, 2006 at 12:58 pm
Nineteenth comment!
laikiska | December 5, 2006 at 1:00 pm
is he the one on the left or the right? ….actually, wtf do I care anyway. Obviously whoever he is or wants to be, he is a looooooooooooser.
CelebSlam.com | December 5, 2006 at 1:01 pm
Andy Dick has been this for years
http://www.celebslam.com
Missallanpoe | December 5, 2006 at 1:06 pm
To tell you the truth..the only time he was funny was when he did the documentary for the aristocrates. He was fuckin hilarious…no other times though. This time..actually..I would of laughed though. We already know why he said it.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | December 5, 2006 at 1:07 pm
18 – You COULD take my word for it because I’m a huge slut who’ll suck off just about anybody for a rock, so I guess you could say I’m a nigger on the inside too.
jrzmommy | December 5, 2006 at 1:10 pm
well, his last name IS Dick…..
SoupaSarah | December 5, 2006 at 1:14 pm
I’m in England… so, who the hell is this dufus and why am I supposed to care about him being offensive??
Missallanpoe | December 5, 2006 at 1:16 pm
Sarah, then why are you posting? GTFO of here.
bigponie | December 5, 2006 at 1:17 pm
he gives dick a bad name…he should be called Andy Pussy.
BriBri | December 5, 2006 at 1:17 pm
What a sad, sad, completely irrelevant individual.
PontiacFlanagan | December 5, 2006 at 1:24 pm
That’s pretty funny. He’s good about 50 percent of the time. I like cynical bastards. Anyone who doesn’t understand the humor behind this is one of two things:
1. Living in a cave.
2. An uptight twat with shit for brains.
It’s not a word I use out of respect for others who have made a big deal out of it, but I don’t understand how it’s ok for every rapper/hip-hop…um…guy?…and black actor to use, but it’s off limits to anyone else. That’s the sort of thing that creates division. If there’s no stygma behind the word then it can’t be stygmatized. Is that word any worse than calling somebody a stupid, no-good son-of-a-whore? Andy Dick is funny and this incident was funny.
PontiacFlanagan | December 5, 2006 at 1:26 pm
Stygma? I meant “stigma”. Oops.
buzz_clik | December 5, 2006 at 1:31 pm
#14 – The term HAS BEEN would suggest that he, at some stage, was an EVER WAS.
jrzmommy | December 5, 2006 at 1:32 pm
Sarah–seriously, are you a fucking masochist? While the internet is global, this site happens to originate from the United States, so chances are most of the stories will be about American celebutards. If it were a British-based site then your statement would be in line, but it’s not and you look like the asshole who came to the party and, as my buddy Ferret would say, pissed on all the coats. ……Jesus, and they say the fucking Brits are so well-mannered…..
calicojack | December 5, 2006 at 1:33 pm
haha ASS CHIN
kate | December 5, 2006 at 1:42 pm
I’ve always thought the guy had a few too many screws loose, to be honest. I liked him on Newsradio though. But in real life he’s a whack job.
kitty_kat | December 5, 2006 at 1:43 pm
#23- ?
And who is this guy? I’ve never even heard of him.
Mojo | December 5, 2006 at 1:44 pm
He can be funny but can also be one colossal douche.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com
LilRach | December 5, 2006 at 1:45 pm
Ha ha – crack up
i think he’s a funny dude in a weird, random kinda way.
(for those of you that are getting all pissy about what he said – i think he was just joking – you know about the whole kramer thing – duh)
PunjabPete | December 5, 2006 at 1:47 pm
SoupaSarah is back and contributing gems again I see…
Seriously Sarah, you are getting some good ones today… This one is still my favorite…
“To be fair us British ARE more intelligent than you Americans. ”
Nothing says dumb British git like using improper English to declare yourself the superior nationality.
Perhaps that statement should say “To be fair WE British are more IRONIC than you Americans…” That much would be oh so true today…
Oh, you IRONIC pomey slag…
buzz_clik | December 5, 2006 at 1:48 pm
#37 – Oh, and it’s so cute the way you’ve embroidered ‘Captain Obvious’ on your cape, too!
SoupaSarah | December 5, 2006 at 1:48 pm
Well you can’t really judge my language against your butchered version of english…
What is this anyway? Are people not allowed to dislike America??
jrzmommy | December 5, 2006 at 1:51 pm
Sarah–you can dislike Americans all you want but you don’t have to start your fucking shit everywhere you go. Are you this much of a fuckhead all the time?
buzz_clik | December 5, 2006 at 1:52 pm
#40 – Sure, you’re allowed to dislike America (with written permission from me, of course). The same way that you’re allowed to dislike people who dislike your dislike of America. Ain’t freedom grand?
go robby go | December 5, 2006 at 1:52 pm
I wouldve laughed at that too. That to me is good comedy.
Not good comedy is hearing a Kramer joke everytime theres a commercial for seinfeld on tbs.
SoupaSarah | December 5, 2006 at 1:54 pm
bloody hell, all I did was ask who this Andy Dick bloke is!!!
bollocks to ya :P
ch474 | December 5, 2006 at 1:57 pm
What’s the big deal. Everyone should grope Pam Anderson’s breasts at least once in their life … Brett Michaels, Tommy Lee, Hugh Hefner, David Hasselhof, Kid Rock, Andy Dick, Ok – who’s next in line?
buzz_clik | December 5, 2006 at 1:57 pm
Oh, and as aside: I’m not from the UK. I live in Australia and I know who this twat is. Actually, I’m so aware of his work that not even shoving a hot soldering iron into my ear with do enough to erase the memory.
LilRach | December 5, 2006 at 1:59 pm
Don’t worry Sarah – Brits are all good in my book!
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | December 5, 2006 at 2:00 pm
SoupaSarah, is it true that British people eat Arab babies and the fog, over generations, has mutated their genitals so their vaginas resemble Rowan Atkinson? Please take a look in your “bloomers” and get back to me.
HolisticWisdomcom | December 5, 2006 at 2:00 pm
Andy Dick has never been funny to me, he just seems like a walking disaster.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
buzz_clik | December 5, 2006 at 2:00 pm
‘will do’, even. Not ‘with do’.
Fuck, I hate me.