Andy Dick does stuff at the Comedy Central roast of William Shatner

August 15th, 2006 // 41 Comments


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Comments (41)

  1. RenoScarab | August 15, 2006 at 2:16 pm

    What a….Dick? What has he done lately besides be annoying?

    kinkajou

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  2. RenoScarab | August 15, 2006 at 2:17 pm

    What is worse, what HE would catch from Pam Anderson, or what SHE would catch from him?

    http://angry-ferret.blogspot.com/

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  3. wordnugz | August 15, 2006 at 2:17 pm

    my hero

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  4. RichPort | August 15, 2006 at 2:19 pm

    I licked Pamela Anderson’s face once… but my tongue kept getting stuck to the centerfold page.

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  5. Chaumbrai | August 15, 2006 at 2:20 pm

    I thought it was Sulu’s job to lick A Dick?

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  6. I Will Eat Your Children | August 15, 2006 at 2:22 pm

    Why are people who publicly urinate always persecuted? If Andy Dick wants to take a whizz in front of a reporter then I say more power to him.
    God Bless America!

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  7. UNWASHEDMASSES | August 15, 2006 at 2:26 pm

    Anybody seen the vid of this guy dropping trou and fingerbanging his own asshole on Hollywood Blvd? Other than Newsradio, has this guy done anything but be a fey Jerry Lewis?

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  8. Cleosneedle | August 15, 2006 at 2:27 pm

    Ok when making the guest list..who the hell thought that Andy Dick must be there? What has he done is the past 5 years?

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  9. Tanor | August 15, 2006 at 2:32 pm

    Can you imagine the make-up/cosmetic chemicals in his body from licking these women’s faces?

    http://www.BadBreakups.net

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  10. Rimmer | August 15, 2006 at 2:36 pm

    Licking a Charlie’s Angel and Princess Leia … Marcia Cross must be dying to get on that show.

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  11. Sarah-Jean | August 15, 2006 at 2:40 pm

    Andy Dick is a dick. He’s isn’t funny… and he’s arrogant and a chauvinistic pig.

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  12. MultipleSpaceys | August 15, 2006 at 2:41 pm

    Dick licked so many perservatives from Faucett’s face – he’ll never decompose.

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  13. jrzmommy | August 15, 2006 at 2:50 pm

    How can an overly-annoying 98-pound weakling be so popular? He’s gotta have the good drugs. That’s all there is to it. Because I don’t know of anyone in their right mind who would wanna fuck this guy. It’s gotta be the drugs.

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  14. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | August 15, 2006 at 2:52 pm

    How do you get away with it? By being a big fat homo. Please see exhibit A: Isaac Mizrahi grabbing the mammaries of Scarlett Johansen at the Oscars.
    Homo = free titty feel.

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  15. RichPort | August 15, 2006 at 3:11 pm

    #14 – Thank goodness that doesn’t work the other way around. I’ve copped so many free titty feels that I should be dressing Chiquita Banana by now…

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  16. ValeWolf | August 15, 2006 at 3:11 pm

    This is the only thing he can do to not be forgotten. I mean what was the last thing he did professionally other than sell cocaine?

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  17. Benny | August 15, 2006 at 3:31 pm

    Andy Dick should be executed with Saddam and that chinese fag from star trek.

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  18. CelebSlam.com | August 15, 2006 at 3:42 pm

    That’s the closest his tongue has been to a woman in years.

    http://www.celebslam.com

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  19. Queen LaQueefah | August 15, 2006 at 3:56 pm

    I saw Andy Dick at an Erykah Badu show in Austin (I know, weird) and he was arrested like 10 minutes later for being belligerent. Ha!

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  20. Spindoc | August 15, 2006 at 3:56 pm

    I can’t believe people still invite this douchebag to events.

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  21. ImSuicidal | August 15, 2006 at 4:07 pm

    Names, I want names of the people responsible for this!!!

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  22. GG 4.33 | August 15, 2006 at 4:15 pm

    Andy seems to be auditioning to be the next Courtney Love. She’s reportedly “clean”, so someone needs to step in and be an obnoxious ass. They’d make a great couple, eh?

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  23. GG 4.33 | August 15, 2006 at 4:17 pm

    He was on Minor Accomplishments, an IFC series with Laura Kightlinger. He had a cameo as himself, and he looked terrible (even with the makeup to hide the drug use)…

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  24. PunjabPete | August 15, 2006 at 4:17 pm

    Offered the reporter Cocaine?

    Someone please introduce Andy to Lohan. That should hasten her fall from grace…

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  25. discerningcritic | August 15, 2006 at 4:48 pm

    I love how he’s afraid people will find out he’s doing drugs…you know what Andy? Too late, we already know. Remember when you got busted last year for lighting a joint? We do! And here’s a word of advice, when you want other people to think you’re “normal,” don’t act like yourself.
    http://freshnotes.com/StaticSite/Subjects/10243/index1.html
    article #17

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  26. biatcho | August 15, 2006 at 4:54 pm

    And after licking Farrah Fawcett’s face I bet he fell clumsily over a chair, got back up and then fell again, only to have an anvil fall on his head. It’s hilarious & priceless all at the same time. And never gets old.

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  27. joslibrarian | August 15, 2006 at 4:55 pm

    Andy Dick is my hero. God, I wish my balls were that big.

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  28. Nedra93 | August 15, 2006 at 5:08 pm

    @26 I would hit it with that chick he was with in that picture.

    He kicked ASS in News Radio… then again he was one of the more heterosexual and sane characters on that show.

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  29. HolisticWisdomcom | August 15, 2006 at 7:03 pm

    Yes, licking people like this is not foreplay Andy, you might want to check out our web site for some better sex tips so you know when it is appropriate and when it isn’t.

    The video was quite wild too, I am not sure I ever thought of William Shatner as a rich gooey devil’s food cake.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

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  30. bogdana | August 15, 2006 at 7:54 pm

    I wonder if Patton tasted like bacon grease.

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  31. knowhere | August 15, 2006 at 8:20 pm

    he was an emergency medical hologram on a 4th season episode of voyager. so he’s cool with me. and i’m obviously cool.

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  32. Sir Psycho Sexy | August 15, 2006 at 9:21 pm

    13. “… I don’t know of anyone in their right mind who would wanna fuck this guy …”

    Andy Dick lived with his ex-wife, their son, his ex-wife’s boyfriend, his girlfriend, their two kids, and an occasional male or female lover, in the same house. How?

    Andy is rumored to have an enormous schlong.

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  33. jrzmommy | August 16, 2006 at 9:41 am

    33– I know, I remember that. But please note I said, “their RIGHT mind”, these people obviously are chronically fucked in the head, proof positive if they slept with Andy Dick. :)

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  34. Jules | August 16, 2006 at 11:12 am

    …..ew.

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  35. stevie is a girls name | August 16, 2006 at 11:24 am

    If he licked my face or groped my boobs I would beat the drunken piss out of him and have him arrested. People shouldnt be allowed to do stupid shit like this and get away with it.

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  36. jrzmommy | August 16, 2006 at 11:33 am

    36–Not all people should be arrested for this stuff…it depends on who it is and what they look like — Personally, Fabio Cannavaro has carte blanche to grope me, lick me, whip me, cover me in hot fudge, etc., etc., drunk or sober, in public or private. Andy Dick would get his eyes scratched out of their sockets if he ever approached me — even if he was a blind quadriplegic in a wheel chair hooked up to a ventilator. That’s just the way the world works.

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  37. mdavis2678 | August 16, 2006 at 5:45 pm

    Andy’s phone number! Go say hello

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  38. KelKel | August 22, 2006 at 12:02 am

    That video…William shatner’s face was priceless.He was prolly wondering if he was at a roast or gay free for all

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  39. HollywoodSnark | April 12, 2007 at 1:47 pm

    that’s really gross…

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