Andy Dick arrested for sexually assaulting a minor

July 16th, 2008 // 104 Comments

Andy Dick has finally grabbed the wrong pair of breasts. His drunken asshole antics got him arrested today after Andy walked out of a bar and pulled down a 17-year-old girl’s top and bra, according to the AP:

Police were called to the Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta at about 1:13 a.m. to investigate a report of “an intoxicated male” urinating outside the bar and causing a disturbance, according to a police statement.
When they arrived, a 17-year-old girl told police that she was outside when Dick left the bar, walked up, “grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts,” the statement said.
Dick was identified by the teenager and a witness, police said. Marijuana and the drug Xanax were found his pants pockets during a search and he appeared “extremely intoxicated,” police said.

I’d say “extremely intoxicated” is an understatement. Judging by the mug shot above, Andy Dick probably thinks he’s on the planet sanctuary moon of Endor. Now where’s that Ewok he tried to fondle? And what is this strange tree he’s inside of with this bald, tattooed gentleman who wants to snuggle?*

*Please, join me in prayer that this man is the “shiv you in the abdomen” type. Amen.

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  1. Andy Dick is a disgusting loser for what he did to that girl, and no, she wasn’t asking for it. He needs to quit doing the Xanax.

  2. B

    Also, BW3 is about as much a bar as Friday’s is. The HAVE a bar area, and they serve alcohol and show sports games. But it’s a pretty family-friendly chain.

    Not saying that it’s appropriate behavior for a bar, but this isn’t even a bar, it’s more of a family joint. Not a place where you’d expect to find too many extremely drunken idiots, just a few mildly drunken sportsfans.

  3. THE ONE WHO KNOWS

    Now that Jimmy Kimble dumped that slut Silverman he and Andy Dick can start dating again and Andy can suck all the dick he wants. The village is safe once again. All rejoice !!

  4. Crazy Old Bitch

    #52 it’s not appropriate behavior for any where. Unless of course, you happen to be Tom Cruise. He can have a man out of his pants, 90% of the way to climax before the man even has his first sip of beer.

  5. So where’s the pictures of the chick’s rack? I mean, didn’t the cops need it for evidence?

    What? A year too soon for that joke?

  6. Matthew

    proves once again andy dick is a moron of all morons he is the bob of our day

  7. ana

    What a asshole.

  8. pinky_nip

    To all you douchebags that are whinning about this “poor 17 year old”: 20 bucks says the bitch will be in the new Girls Gone Wild by next time this year.

  9. syn

    My God that’s a good looking man.

  10. marley the martian

    he totally looks like sideshow bob.

  11. tp

    Andy Dick=Robert DeNiro

  12. Laur

    this is news?

    im surprised this hasnt happened already.

  13. Jammy!

    Batman! Look out!

  14. catstar

    I actually think he looks cute in this picture….

  15. Tyler J

    @ #3

    LET’S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE! HAHAHAHA!

  16. SS

    Nothing wrong with him that a couple of bullets in the back of the head couldn’t cure.

  17. Ssrn53

    Look at that smile. He should have been the Joker in the new Batman movie.

  18. That is totally Ed Norton

    Who didn’t see this coming?

  19. Mike Hawk

    What is a seventeen year old girl doing standing outside a bar at 1:13 in the morning?

  20. you don’t just suddenly get blindsighted by someone pulling down your shirt and bra. sure, he’s a total nut job, but there’s more to the story. investigate!

  21. you pimply-faced losers

    It says he grabbed her outside the bar, you pimply faced morons. She could have been walking by the bar at the time, you retards. Besides, what does it have to do with him tearing her shirt and bra off? Does it make it okay if she was 21? You pimply faced losers.

  22. Kate

    Buffalo Wild Wings HAS a bar, and also has a restaurant side. Although it was late, the teen had every right to be there. Dick did not.

  23. Jim Jones

    @1 & 16:
    It says quite clearly that she was outside the establishment when the incident happened, but even if that were not the case, I don’t think underage drinking is deserving of molestation from anyone, let alone an asshole like this. That kind of reasoning is similar to those idiots that claim a woman deserves to get raped because of what she wears.

  24. nola

    It says “Grill and Bar” you focking idiots. That means it is a restaurant as well as a bar. I’ve been there and seen plenty of families with kids there at the tables. A regular bar would not serve burgers, ribs, sandwiches, salads and desserts. Take a look at the company’s website if your mommy won’t take you there you focking idiots.

  25. you pizza faced losers

    @73 the only way most of the pizza faced losers on this board can have relations with a woman is by molesting or raping them

  26. Disgusting freak. Poor girl – I’d have ran the minute I saw that thing.

  27. Angus Parvo

    He looks like a younger, very much more depraved Dustin Hoffman.

  28. hannibalking

    “If your 17 year old daughter was walking past a restautant/bar and some drunk staggered out and pulled off her clothes, that would be your reaction?”

    I know exactly what my reaction would be… “How the hell did I end up with a 17 year old daughter.

  29. cureholder

    All those people around Andy Dick who ODed or committed suicide, and he cannot learn by example? Please, someone, make him go away!

  30. If there’s fluff on the muff, she’s old enough.

  31. jo

    He was arrested at 1:13, people. He didn’t grab her at 1am. Out in Murrieta, it usually takes a while for the popo to arrive. It could have happened before midnight. He was reported after he was seen peeing outside.
    Besides, she’s a teenager, it’s summer, and BW3 is probably where she was hanging out with her friends– drinking or not. And even if she was drinking, if a 21 year old was there who had just one drink, she wouldn’t be asking for it either.

  32. lexi

    WOAH thats weird i live there… what a psycho

  33. budwhiet

    I just feel a little strange that someone is keeping saying some celebrities and rich men joined the famous affairs site !!!***SugarDaddyconnect . c o m.. Did you notice that? absolutely a rumor!

  34. I support Andy Dick. I’m sure she deserved it. 17 year old girls have no business being.

    Alive. And clothed. At all.

    If they’re moving, get to shooting.

  35. WhatName

    Andy Dick is my hero.

  36. Jocco

    Ed Norton in jail again?

  37. Rich

    I just moved out here to Murrieta (I’m on Murrieta Hot Springs road within walking distance of that BW3s) and never thought there’d be any celebrities (er… and whatever Andy Dick is) out here.

    Just a quick note for the cats questioning an underage girl outside BW3s – Murrieta is a real, real, real quiet town with no nightlife at all, so if you want to hang out somewhere there’s the movie theater, BW3s, friend’s places, or drive the 60+ miles to San Diego or LA. I have no friends out here so I’ve seen pretty much every new movie in the 3 weeks I’ve been here. I feel like I’m in detox.

    And I’ve been in that BW3s once (it was 4:00PM Pacific Time) to see some baseball game), and the bar in there only has 8-10 freaking seats that were all taken, and I don’t like drinking where I’m outnumbered by people having dinner (let alone while standing), so I ran back out. It’s not much of a bar.

  38. Lamby

    I’m not saying she deserved it, I’m saying that Dick probably didn’t think an underage girl would be outside some p.o.s. bar. Excuse me, bar AND grill. The grill part is very important.

  39. Mr Pink

    That place is cramped, small, and filled with the douchebags of the Inland Empire. I went there for a birthday party 2 weeks ago, and finally found out where all the bros go to hang out now that they’re out of school and knocked up their girlfriends.

    Andy Dick ate at the local California Pizza Kitchen earlier as well, but he was sober.

  40. Mr Pink

    That place is too cramped and filled with the douchebags of the Inland Empire. I went there for a birthday party 2 weeks ago, and finally found out where all the bros go to hang out now that they’re out of school and knocked up their girlfriends.

    Andy Dick ate at the local California Pizza Kitchen earlier as well, but he was sober.

  41. jim

    I met him once when he was sober. He was a decent, kind, charitable, funny human being. Seriously.

    He needs to lay off the sauce and everything else. And whatever it is that’s driving him to the sauce and worse.

  42. @jim

    Thinking the same thing. You captured it!

  43. vagina chin

    when is this walking STD going to OD and die?

  44. Don’t believe it! Andy Dick is a stand up kind of devil.

  45. I’ll say it again, if there’s fluff on the muff, she’s old enough, or at least that’s what we read in the Talmud.

    And if she’s not Jewish, then her flesh is no different than the flesh of cattle, and any age is A-OK!!!

  46. Try next time FAGGOTS!!
    I think they always say: YEAH…………………………………..PUSH IT!!!!

  47. blp

    That’s what happens when you’re called A Dick. You’ll inevitably turn into one.

  48. flyingskeleton

    Hey, i live in Murrieta. that bar is a half a mile from my house. wow

  49. Drunkman

    Lol he looks like Cletus Kassidy

  50. jenster

    … a 17 year old at a bar at 1:13 in the morning…really? and if that’s not the
    face of evil I don’t know what is. he looks like Side Show Bob now.

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