Andy Dick has finally grabbed the wrong pair of breasts. His drunken asshole antics got him arrested today after Andy walked out of a bar and pulled down a 17-year-old girl’s top and bra, according to the AP:
Police were called to the Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta at about 1:13 a.m. to investigate a report of “an intoxicated male” urinating outside the bar and causing a disturbance, according to a police statement.
When they arrived, a 17-year-old girl told police that she was outside when Dick left the bar, walked up, “grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts,” the statement said.
Dick was identified by the teenager and a witness, police said. Marijuana and the drug Xanax were found his pants pockets during a search and he appeared “extremely intoxicated,” police said.
I’d say “extremely intoxicated” is an understatement. Judging by the mug shot above, Andy Dick probably thinks he’s on the planet sanctuary moon of Endor. Now where’s that Ewok he tried to fondle? And what is this strange tree he’s inside of with this bald, tattooed gentleman who wants to snuggle?*
*Please, join me in prayer that this man is the “shiv you in the abdomen” type. Amen.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | July 16, 2008 at 2:26 pm
What’s a 17 year old doing drinking at a bar? Bitch asked for it…
Miss Kitty | July 16, 2008 at 2:26 pm
If that isn’t the mugshot of a fruitcake then I just don’t know what is…
Jim | July 16, 2008 at 2:31 pm
WHY SO SERIOUS
Mo | July 16, 2008 at 2:32 pm
1) She was at the wings place. Read your shit.
As for the rest of it? Andy Dick is consistently higher than a fucking kite. This isn’t a mugshot, that was taken at his mom’s house.
matt` | July 16, 2008 at 2:32 pm
come on! who hasnt gone on a xanex/weed/booze/pederast fueled rampage and grabbed on an underage girl… it happens… we cant arrest all of them
just look at the pic… he has no fucking clue where he is
p0nk | July 16, 2008 at 2:33 pm
what a dick
/nice vagina chin
Otto | July 16, 2008 at 2:34 pm
I like minors and all, but they are usually all hairy and dirty from all that coal dust. Not sure Id find anything sexually arousing about that. Andy Dick is just wierd.
kenny | July 16, 2008 at 2:34 pm
hope this stupid dickhead goes to the slammer and gets fucked by some big guys. Oh wait, he’ll fucking love that.
matt | July 16, 2008 at 2:35 pm
secondly… heading should read “andy dick arrested for sexually assaulting minor, surprisingliy victim is female”
p0nk | July 16, 2008 at 2:36 pm
fishhead, we can block the pop-ups, the brazillion other ads are only a minor annoyance, but please remove the sound files! xrist
The Book of Dooderonomy | July 16, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Holy Shit – Someone should tell The Superficial to put up Andy Dick’s mugshot and take the one of ROBERT DE NIRO down. Seriously, someone messed up here.
Joe Mama | July 16, 2008 at 2:38 pm
They should lock him up in a room with Peewee Herman and Michael Jackson.
Joe Mama | July 16, 2008 at 2:38 pm
They should lock him up in a room with Peewee Herman and Michael Jackson.
Sportsdvl | July 16, 2008 at 2:40 pm
The only surprising thing is the “victim” was female!!
wattznext | July 16, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I think the funniest part of all this is that it happened outside of a Buffalo Wild Wings.
Lamby | July 16, 2008 at 2:42 pm
#4 The wings place is a bar.
It’s probably a restaurant that turns into a bar after 10pm but unless she had been eating wings for 3 hours, she had no business being there.
Strangel | July 16, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Why does it look like Andy Dick’s chin has camel toe???
quake | July 16, 2008 at 2:44 pm
..at least it was a girl.
Lamby | July 16, 2008 at 2:44 pm
…But that doesn’t make Andy Dick any less of a douche.
mamadough | July 16, 2008 at 2:45 pm
if i was in charge of shit in general, i’d put him in a room with hannibal lector and watch, with a smile on my face, as good ‘ol hannie rips through his back flesh and tears out his kidneys, eating them right in front of him. easily justifiable for the shit we’ve had to endure from him over the years.
for fun, we’d toss dustin diamond in there too.
geek | July 16, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Come on, aren’t any of the Geekologie readers going to point out that the Ewoks lived on a moon of Endor, not the planet?
Crazy Old Bitch | July 16, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Andy Dick once placed a distant 2nd in a gay off contest against Tom Cruise. That feat has never been duplicated before or after word. Generally the runner up is awarded the 5th or 6th position. Tom Cruise runs away with every contest when his favorite event, Creative Multiple Penetration, begins.
christie | July 16, 2008 at 2:48 pm
every day, a new star wars reference brings warm feelings to my heart
muckracker | July 16, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Buffalo Wild Wings isn’t a bar, you idiot.
A | July 16, 2008 at 2:52 pm
That’s what he gets for having a last name of “Dick.”
Why the fuck is he smiling in the picture? What a weirdo.
meeps | July 16, 2008 at 2:54 pm
it’s about damn time someone locked that annoying f*ck up…I’m sick of even knowing he exists.
sarah | July 16, 2008 at 2:55 pm
hahahah it DOES look like robert de niro.
andy dick is gross… ewwww. EW. can u imagine trying to eat some buffalo wings, and this thing assaults u? man or woman, thats rough
sarah | July 16, 2008 at 2:55 pm
hahahah it DOES look like robert de niro.
andy dick is gross… ewwww. EW. can u imagine trying to eat some buffalo wings, and this thing assaults u? man or woman, thats rough
Meatspin | July 16, 2008 at 3:00 pm
I could have sworn he was gay…
Jalone | July 16, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Are you sure that’s not Ed Norton?
nipolian | July 16, 2008 at 3:07 pm
He is going to have a hard time in county…….I mean if Jon Lovitz can kick your ass……you are a serious pussy.
Ted from LA | July 16, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Sexually assaulting a girl is not the least bit funny. I hope they lock him up and make him watch videos of his comedy act 24/7. So what if it is cruel and unusual punishment.
M | July 16, 2008 at 3:11 pm
#24 The full name of the place is “Buffalo Wild Wings Grill & Bar”
Use google before you make an ass out of yourself
rough daddy | July 16, 2008 at 3:14 pm
dont gays get a pass from female to do that sort of things?
matt | July 16, 2008 at 3:15 pm
i pray to the youtoooob gods someone that night got this on vid
Nathiest | July 16, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Oh please first he was drunk off his ass so he had no idea what he was doing secondly 17 is hardly minor.
Crazy Old Bitch | July 16, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Betcha didn’t know: Tom Cruise and Andy Dick once engaged in a 69 sex act that started an EF5 level tornado. Hundreds were killed or injured, but the U.S. government recognized the devastating force created, and covered up the incident hoping to keep their new super weapon secret.
shar | July 16, 2008 at 3:20 pm
This idiot should be bagged/tagged. Another waste of air space. He has been crazy messed up for years.
pat | July 16, 2008 at 3:22 pm
“Oh please first he was drunk off his ass so he had no idea what he was doing secondly 17 is hardly minor.”
If your 17 year old daughter was walking past a restautant/bar and some drunk staggered out and pulled off her clothes, that would be your reaction?
Crazy Old Bitch | July 16, 2008 at 3:27 pm
#39 Tom Cruise has forced 5 seventeen year old girls to peg him simultaneously outside of a BW3. That’s a record. Well for BW3. His Red Lobster record will never be duplicated.
Nicole | July 16, 2008 at 3:28 pm
I dont think it looks like him at ALL!!! Is this really true?
Bruce Jenner | July 16, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Geez, what an Andy.
Bruce Jenner | July 16, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Geez, what an Andy.
Mo | July 16, 2008 at 3:36 pm
I don’t care if it’s TOTALLY a bar and not a wing place at ALL.
I hang out at a bar so I deserve to get groped? You are more than welcome to go make passionate love to yourself.
A | July 16, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Crazy Old Bitch – keep those Tom Cruise comments coming. They are cracking me the fuck up!
sharpeidude | July 16, 2008 at 3:38 pm
I was hoping that beatdown he and his friends received in Coronado two years ago by those Navy Seals had cured him of his “dumbshit disease”. I guess the SEALs only treated a symptom.
B | July 16, 2008 at 3:39 pm
In his defense, he didn’t realize the girl was underage…in fact, he probably didn’t even realize it was a girl! I’m sure he thought he was pulling down some guy’s pants. Clearly he was high – a sober Andy Dick wouldn’t go near breasts, underage or not.
caljenna66 | July 16, 2008 at 3:42 pm
@39
My reaction would be ‘what the hell are you doing walking around at 1 a.m. on a Tuesday night?”
If Thy Eye Be Single Jones | July 16, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Do not even joke about Andy Dick being on the sanctuary moon of Endor. If he’s there when I get there, I’ll be royally pissed.
havoc | July 16, 2008 at 3:44 pm
This guy’s needed a bullet behind the ear for a loooong time……
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