Andy Dick is Still a Hilarious Fall-Down Drunk

By: Photo Boy / May 3, 2011

Posted by Photo Boy

Now there’s the face of a guy on the verge of another public humiliation. “What’s this now, there’s a law against putting your dick in the breadbasket? Aww, ha ha, now I know you guys are just messing with me!” Despite appearing actually happy to have been arrested again, something tells me that Andy Dick might not have it entirely together. Popeater reports:

On an episode of Marc Maron’s WTF Podcast that aired just last week, Dick said he was about to embark on a long stretch without boozing: “There’s been times when I haven’t drank for three years in a row … Right now, I know I’m in a very long stretch of complete abstinence and sobriety.

He added:

I cannot tell you that I’m not gonna drink again,” Dick said on the WTF Podcast (taped at an earlier, unclear time, although it was likely early 2011). “But I’ll tell you what, I don’t prefer it right now.

Apparently “right now” literally means that exact second, because for all I know his “long stretch of sobriety” could have included this and this. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t go around drunkenly peeing everywhere or grabbing strangers’ dongs, but I’m also not shortsighted enough to publicly declare it out of the realm of possibility.

Photo: Splash News

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