Andrew Garfield Is Completely Naked Under His ‘Spider-Man’ Costume

April 4th, 2012 // 26 Comments
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“By the way, I’m naked under here.”
“Wait, what-”
“Go, go, Spidey-groin!”

Sorry to inundate you with two posts about Marvel movies today, but it’s Zombie Jesus Week so zombie suck it up. In a new interview with Ellen, Andrew Garfield apparently reveals he’s completely naked under his costume in The Amazing Spider-Man which makes sense considering old lesbians love tales of naked young men’s bodies. In fact, if I had to pick one thing that turns them on the most, it’s probably that. Via Us Weekly:

“It’s just me [under there]. It’s terrifying,” the British star tells Ellen DeGeneres during his Tuesday interview, after the Ellen host asked about his nicker situation — or lack thereof.
And despite him being male, the Social Network star admits that he’s shy about his body just like his female friends.
“One of the first nights we were out in location in downtown L.A. in a parking structure and I knew there were paparazzi taking terrible, unflattering shots of my, you know, everything,” he tells DeGeneres. “Knowing that your keester is being shot from many different angles makes you very uncomfortable.”

DIRECTOR: Alright, Andrew, in this scene Spidey spots a bank- Wait, why can I see your dick?
ANDREW: The guy in wardrobe said I couldn’t wear underwear.
DIRECTOR: Guy in wardrobe? There’s no men working in wardrobe on this movie… Hey! Stop that guy!
JERRY SANDUSKY: Now I’ve seen all of you, Spider-man. ALL OF YOU. MUAHAHAHAHA! *spreads vulture wings, flies off*

(And now that I wrote it out, I don’t see how I can’t guarantee it happened exactly that. It happened exactly like that.)

Photos: Splash News, WENN


  1. Cock n' Balllzzz

    Yum! finally what we want fish!

  2. Spider-Man
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    “I’ve never tossed a spider salad before!”

  3. Spider-Man
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    This sexual position is known as the Reverse Andre The Giant.

  4. Spider-Man
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    Brown-eye surprise!

  5. Spider-Man
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    He pulled the Spiderman mask off his assailant and it turned out to be Jennifer Love Hewitt.

  6. I really don’t want to know where the sticky web shoots from

  7. Dick Hell

    Installing his web-shooter in the crotch didn’t exactly help matters, especially since he has to hold his feet behind his shoulders to fire the damn thing. I hate it when art imitates my life.

  8. Spider-Man
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    Spider balls, spider balls, does whatever spider balls do.

  9. Spider-Man
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    Not as gay as the new Spiderman tap shoes, but damn close.

  10. Spider-Man
    your mom
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    UGH! I can smell your balls….

  11. Spider-Man
    The Royal Penis
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    The smell of my spidey cock will knock you out!

    Take that! Blam! Boom! Bop!

    *gasp* *choke*

  12. what?

    i like the contour job on his suit to make him look more muscular. spider-man is more of a make-up artist and less of a hero.

  13. piebucket

    Ladies? I’m naked under my clothes. I know you were wondering.

  14. dooood

    i wonder if there’s actually any hardcore spiderman porno.
    i mean i know there’s some nasty batman and robin shit.

    that’s right, make your jokes, i’ve watched gay cartoon porn.
    its art damnit!

  15. Spider-Man
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    Remember, villains… don’t neglect the balls.

  16. Spider-Man Ass Butt
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    DAT. ASS.

  17. Spider-Man
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    AWWWF!!! Doctor Oc did a HORRIBLE circumcision!

  18. Spider-Man
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    open you mouth and say !AHHHH!!!

  19. Spider-Man
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    This is one of Travolta’s wet dreams isn’t it?

  20. Spider-Man
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    [Director] CUT!!! Dammit!! We have to shoot the scene again, it’s not called “Spider-Man: No Cum Dodging” for no reason!

  21. Spider-Man
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    Seth Green finally gets to live out his fantasy of bangin’ Spider-Man.

  22. Spider-Man
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    Spiderman… Spiderman…
    friendly neighbourhood Spiderman…
    catches thieves with his thighs
    Grabs their skull
    and fucks their eyes
    Look out!
    Here comes the Spiderman!

  23. Spider-Man
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    there is! XD i think the one outside is his stunt double. :D

  24. steph

    I hate wat u people r sayin about spidey. leave the guy alone. I for 1 think he is super HOT!!! he is really cool. don’t make fun of Andrew Garfield (spider-man)

  25. Spider-Man
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    Spiderman went in for the belt. Stayed for the sweaty man-on-man action.

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