Andrew Breitbart & Anthony Weiner Were Going To Do A CNN Show Together. Come Again?

March 2nd, 2012 // 98 Comments
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If this thing wasn’t going to be called “CrossStream,” we’re truly lost as a nation.

Just so a certain segment of The Superficial’s audience believes this, here’s a report from FOX Nation: The Network Jesus Would Watch that says Andrew Breitbart and Anthony Weiner, the Democratic congressman he brought down by accurately reporting he was sending dick photos to pretty much the entire country, were in early talks to do a debate style show for CNN:

Andrew Breitbart, the conservative firebrand and new media pioneer who died suddenly today at just 43, had told friends he was poised to take his jihad against the Left deeper into the mainstream media with a regular show on CNN.
Last weekend, Breitbart told friends he was in early talks with CNN about a Crossfire-style show in which he would argue from the Right alongside former US House representative Anthony Weiner taking him on from the Left.

And this is exactly why cable news punditry is bullshit theater. If you think Andrew Breitbart or Anthony Weiner are actually stalwart champions of the left or right, they both were eager and willing to sell out those ideals for a payday because, trust me, this show would’ve had absolutely nothing to do with advancing political discussion in America and everything to do with cashing in on partisan politics. And, granted, while I lean toward the left on almost everything, I said this the other day during a discussion on Facebook about my true feelings on the state of American politics:

You have one party who wants to fuck us all in the ass for the betterment of corporate interests, but with a reach-around every now and then. While the other party wants to fuck us all in the ass for the betterment of corporate interests and then punch us in the mouth afterward because Jesus hates fags. [Which leaves you with] Ron Paul who wants America to basically become a fiefdom paradise for rich white people because states rights has never gone horribly for anyone of color and/or with a vagina.

And now that I’ve painted a bleak, hopeless landscape of the future, I should probably go get these pictures of Katy Perry’s tits up that I’m sitting on. (Not literally, of course, because reality is a cold whore.) They might not be the breasts America wants right now, but they’re the breasts America needs.

Adding… I took the liberty of adding photos of porn star Ginger Lee (below), an alleged victim of Andrew Weiner’s cock pic bonanza, holding a press conference with Gloria Allred back in June, who should probably send me her e-mail address so I can, uh, get her thoughts on this matter. Yes, that’s it. Her thoughts…

Photos: Getty

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  1. Smapdi

    I thought this site was “the superficial” not “the political”. If you are going to use the site as your personal soapbox then please label it as such. Its astonishing that you think we wall want to hear your political perspectives.

    • Gee, welcome to the real world where, surprisingly, lots of things you disapprove of and think should be run exactly the way you think they should be, don’t conform to your orders. Worse than that, they turn out to be liked by many people who have the temerity to not think exactly like you.

      • Man

        justifiable- politics is not why most of us visit this site. You’re just being an asshole when you yourself don’t come here for political rhetoric. But, that’s the disease of Liberalism, it makes you defend those that are offensive

      • Schmidtler

        then justifiable, please explain the Cameron bashing over his simply stating his views on the gays? oh wait, I guess you meant that only the people that don’t agree with you should shut up?
        If I saw you revving up a motorcycle at the top of a ramp overlooking the edge of the Grand Canyon, and I knew you were not an accomplished cyclist, I’d feel obligated to ask you are you sure this is what you want to do, try and jump the canyon – same with fish – he’s utterly incompetent at making political commentary, we’re just trying to get him to back away from his core incompetencies before he hurts himself.

    • Oh come on. Anthony Weiner’s wiener is funny stuff.

      THE WINERFICIAL

    • whiskeyafternoon

      yes, you’re not deserving of a cockpunch at all. at all.

    • Davey Jones

      But this is exactly the point that Fish is making. These guys have nothing to do with politics (anymore). The moment Wiener resigned, he became just another celeb caught in a sexting controversy. Same goes with FoxNews and MSNBC, Hannity and Maher; they’re just bad 24-hour reality tv. None of what Fish posts is politics, that’s over on CSPAN. This is political theater, and thus falls under the realm of the Superficial. Minus the bikinis.

    • Oprah

      “If you are going to use the site as your personal soapbox then please label it as such.”

      Oh no, another person injured by exposure to a political opinion. Such tender, easily hurt, always aggrieved people. White folks have become as whiny as any minority group.

    • Man, if Liberals (which I’m not, I’m a moderate) actually were forced to defend everything offensive then you and Rush Limbaugh would have a permanant cleanup team following you around as though you were a herd of incontinent elephants. You actually have no idea what I come to the Superficial for, but it’s par for the course that you think you speak for everyone and somehow know just what everyone’s real interests are – or worse, what they should be. So is that the “disease of Conservatism” or is it just your own particular brand of arrogance?

      • Mama Pinkus

        it’s the disease of Conservatism

      • BE

        All right – it HAS to be said:

        I personally don’t see a difference between the liberal OR the conservative hypocrisy in being glad someone died an early death and wishing horrible things on a young family REGARDLESS of the dead persons political actions.

        Whether you’re evolution or Christian – it’s hateful. Along with the fingerpointing about the hypocrisy. If anyone wonders why the vast majority of voters are now hunkering in the middle ground it’s because both sides have gotten so extreme and self-righteous to the point of being unbearable. Disease? Really? Is THAT what you call the inability to tolerate anyone who doesn’t agree with you? And, yes, the “left” is pretty self-righteous too and has NO leg to stand on over that. The left lost their ability to crow about being the “better” when they cost each and every taxpayer money by childishly removing the W’s off of all the keyboards because you were sore losers…basically, the layup to the political gridlock we’ve got now.

        You know what we, as moderates, would LIKE to see? Party leaders tackling the PROBLEMS instead of each other. Like adults instead of loud mouthed children on a very big playground. Too much to hope for, I guess.

        There, I’m officially off of my soapbox.

        As for Fish – it’s HIS site and he CAN say what HE wants. When any of you get your act together enough to create, finance and run such a site, then hop to YOUR opinion also. It’s called FREEDOM OF SPEECH for those of you that skipped that day in American Government. And, while I care not at all about Fish’s comment, I will defend his right to say it.

        Personally, I think Fish had put the joke is on us because one word generated FOUR HUNDRED AND FORTY comments about this person’s death.

        Fish made a splash on the net – and I strongly suspect just got more backers from that post. If Fish were dull, no one would pay attention. Gotta give him props for that.

    • Hypocrites Much?

      “Disease of Liberalism.”

      You people are such hypocrites on the right. All about Jesus and forcing Christianity down our throats while you make anonymous comments on a soft-porn site.

      I’m sure there’s other sites you can go to that will show more of what you like: complete female degradation and priests with boys.

    • If you don’t like the political stuff, why not just skip the political posts? When you see that the first words of the latest post are “Andrew Breitbart & Anthony Weiner,” you know that you’re not going to see tits and/or ass, or the latest antics of movie stars/reality show “celebrities.” No one’s forcing you to read every last little thing here.

      • TomFrank, since you actually DO know what you’re going to see with Anthony Weiner, I figure they really showed up for the cock. All this bitching just reads like frustration and disappointment to me.

      • Schmidtler

        I was actually hoping for some revealing pics of Breitbart’s ass. If you have any, please pm me.

    • GreedOppressionPiety

      We love it, more of it please!!

  2. Rico Jones

    I am so happy that this guy is dead.

  3. States Rights were an issue during the Civil War; Slavery existed during the Civil War; application of States Rights must thusly bring back human enslavement. Using this sort of half-logic, just about anything can be made to seem true.

    At least you were right about the potential TV show being an unwatchable ideological trainwreck.

    • Man

      oh shut up.

    • Right, msc…because “States Rights” WASN’T the rallying cry of the segregationists and it WASN’T the name of Strom Thurmond’s breakaway third-party in 1948—the party that then-Majority Leader Trent Lott (R-MS) said in 2002 that he wished would have won. And it ISN’T the unironic rallying cry of the Tea Party today.

      Oh, except it was, it was, and it is.

      • TomFrank, don’t forget Reagan and Prop 14. He became Governor by supporting the notion that CA should have the right to deny housing to anyone if it felt like it, no matter what Federal guidelines on discrimination said. States’ rights is alive and well, so apparently msc’s Baptist school skipped the entire 20th century when it came to history and he’s just ignored everything else that occured since graduation.

      • I think the Baptists stop teaching American history past the 1920s because they don’t want to admit that Prohibition failed.

        (Uh-oh, there goes TomFrank being “intolerant towards Christians” again!)

    • You made Jesus cry, TomFrank, I hope you’re happy now.

      • BE

        Oh Tom Frank – there you go generalizing by pinning full responsibility on Christians when it was the whole lot of Progressives supporting Prohibition in BOTH parties. It was the first attempt (nicknamed the Noble Experiment) at government regulating social behavior which is the very heart of the Democratic Party.

        Is it no wonder that the major social programs we have now, were initiated by JFK, the son of a notorious rum runner and Progressive? And don’t ignore that most women pushed for the Volsted Act because spousal abuse was pretty much associated with alcohol abuse back then.

        In fact, Volsted would NEVER have passed without support on both sides. So if you’re going to cite history, try and cite the balanced view of it. Bearing in mind, that political parties were not the same then and Volsted was actually the democratic brainstorm for social reform.

        And before you claim Lyndon Johnson is responsible for Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid – LJB pushed those programs through on the weight of JFK’s assassination as they were already in the hopper from JFK’s administration.

        NO I wasn’t there, I’m just a history buff. So you SHOULD be saying – Oh those nasty Progressives – not Christians. Christ drank wine you know…and the Bible even says it’s good for you in moderation.

    • I’ll certainly pray for you both.

      And go fuck yourself, first guy.

    • Just what, exactly, am I so “willing to piss away” by pointing out that you have no clue that states’ rights and various abuses under its name didn’t die with the Civil War? YOU might want to check out that same document since you seem to be abysmally ignorant about the existence of the 10th Amendment. Aside from that, I have no idea what the hell you’re on about.

      You know, I bet you hear that a lot.

  4. Dan

    “And this is exactly why cable news punditry is bullshit theater.”

    - this.

    Hannity, Rush, Maher, and Moore are just all out to make a buck by catering to different ideological (read market) segments. More power to them… sometimes they are funny.

    • Donovan

      Maher is a comedian, and he doesn’t try to report. The others play themselves off as actual news reporters and educated commentators.

  5. Ginger Lee Anthony Weiner Gloria Allred
    nobody
    Commented on this photo:

    What is she on? Her pupils are ridiculously over-dilated. Also, that mouth looks a little small for Big Tony.

  6. Ed G.

    “You have one party who wants to fuck us all in the ass for the betterment of corporate interests, but with a reach-around every now and then. While the other party wants to fuck us all in the ass for the betterment of corporate interests and then punch us in the mouth afterward because Jesus hates fags. ”

    Awesome. And please don’t hesitate to speak more towards your political perspectives. After all, if the Supreme Court has specified that corporations are people, then even Smapdi should realize that people are actually people and have a right to free speech.

    Smapdi is an ass and Fish and Photoboy are very cool.

  7. Cock Dr

    It’s Friday & I think I’d just rather look at bouncy boobs and bare-chested himbos. Got any?

    • rican

      I agree (that post sounded more like coming from theprofound.com), how about some Coco ass pics, or twats we can magnify with your super powerful, always amazing zoom feature?

  8. Snooki's Taint

    Show me the TITS

  9. axl

    Shut the fuck up with your terribly misinformed political opinions. It blows my mind that you think anyone could possibly give a shit about what someone who comments on boobs for living has to say about politics.

    • Hey Hick Fuck You!

      One could also come to the conclusion that those that come to such sites to stare at “boobs” have zero credibility in the political opinion department.

      • Alexandra

        So if the president were to happen on this web site and stare at some boobs he has zero political credibility compared to someone who writes about boobs for a living? Wow, you’re a moron.

      • axl

        Touche. Either way, Ron Paul is awesome.

    • Mama Pinkus

      hilarious how conservatives are always screaming about FREEDOM unless says something they don’t like – and by the way, Ron Paul is massive dickwad – his moments of clarity do not make up for his overall assholery

  10. JC

    I eagerly await (more) wails of outraged butthurt over the fact that Fish posted several sentences that are somewhat, sort of political on his own blog. Yesss, my pretties….unleash your butthurt for the amusement of all….

    • Jill

      and keep coming back to the website to see if anyone responded toy your butthurt, so you can respond to them. And so on, and so on…

  11. GeneralEmergency

    I am getting very tired of your leftist political bullshit, Fish. -ONLY- an idiot would deliberately antagonize a profitable part of his audience. Put a sock in it you dipshit libtard twit.

    • Ed G.

      Just asking, but did a “profitable” person such as yourself send Fish a check for services rendered, or are you just reading his page for free?

      That’s what I thought.

      • GeneralEmergency

        I read the -advertising- just like you.

        And was that the best your little hamster-wheel mind could dig up and fling at me?

        Puh-thetic.

      • Ed G.

        You actually read the advertising? Wow! Not only do you not have the courage of your convictions to use your real name, but you are admitting that you are a sheep being led to slaughter. (The Lord is my shepherd, I am a sheep?)

      • Hey Hick Fuck You!

        You read the advertising? Gawd, you probably also shop on HSN. L-O-S-E-R.

      • Haha, holy shit

        You read the advertising?? Seriously? Do you also buy porno rags for the articles?

  12. celylj

    go fuck yourself…this was one of the best posts in a while. it’s astonishing that you don’t have your own website what with all your opinions you have time to post in comments.

  13. cc

    Weiner was a dick too.

  14. Ginger Lee Anthony Weiner Gloria Allred
    AteIsEnough
    Commented on this photo:

    “Seeing you asked the question, this is about as wide I’d have to open my suck-hole to accommodate Mr. Weiner”.

  15. Deacon Jones

    I like how this Ginger Lee is acting like a poor, innocent victim.

    But she’s a porn star and there’s about a thousand pictures of her online with cocks the size of my leg rammed down her throat, lol

    • Schmidtler

      wow, I started reading the comments to see if anybody else besides me would notice that – how the hell does this pron star and her whore lawyer have the brass balls to claim she was offended at being sent a phone pic of a dong?

  16. Schlitz

    Jesus. The moronic Left has gone completely off its rocker. See you in November, folks.

    - xoxo teabagging rightwing nutcase :)

  17. Man

    Hey FISH, take your political opinions elsewhere. This is not why I come to this site. And tooting your own horn by showing what a wonderful facebook comment you made on the state of political affairs in the U.S. is arrogant at best. Thanks but no thanks.

    • Hey Hick Fuck You!

      Wow. It is so simple. If you don’t like it, don’t read it. Just scroll up or down to the tits. Jesus, you’re such a putz.

    • Haha, holy shit

      No one gives a shit why you come to this site. If you hate what he puts up here, don’t come here. There are a million other sites that cover the same shit, and I’m sure they’d be happy to have your whiny ass. Or maybe not. No one likes a whiner.

  18. Ginger Lee Anthony Weiner Gloria Allred
    God is Black
    Commented on this photo:

    For fuck sake ppl, do you know who Ginger Lee is? She is a very good Southern Gal porn star!No anal yet but is smokin!

  19. God is Black

    For fuck sake ppl, do you know who Ginger Lee is? She is a very good Southern Gal porn star! No anal yet but is smokin! So WTF? She sucks big Weiner’s and gets fucked by then for a living. A picture of a politician’s weiner is the least of her problems…..This is not political as I would asap send a pic of my weiner if she asked!

  20. forrest

    …….WHO IS BLOWJOBBING WHOM?

  21. El Jefe

    That was a great post Fish and you summed it up perfectly.

    I will also like to add that even though what Weiner did was disgusting, he did not actually physically cheat on his wife and he did also have the decency to resign unlike Republicans like Senator David Vitter who solicited prostitutes and Governor Mark Sanford who cheated on his wife and disappeared from his job for several days so he could fly overseas to see his mistress. By the way the same Senator Vitter is now trying to legislate what women can and can’t do with their own bodies.

    By the way, I thought the conservatives on this site said they were no longer coming back here anymore? I guess that was a lie like everything else that comes out of their mouths.

    • Edge6241

      You do realize that:
      A) If a woman/man dated you, and talked to others on the side, that’s still cheating right?

      B) There are more than just 1,000 or so conservatives who frequent this site.

      • El Jefe

        Reading is fundamental.

        I said PHYSICALLY cheat. In plain-speak he did not stick his dick in another woman or get a blow job or hand job from another woman.

        In addition, how did you determine the exact number of conservatives that come to this site, I would like to know this? Are you an employee of this site or of Buzzmedia with access to site statistics and even if you were how would you still determine the number of conservatives?

      • Edge6241

        I physically counted the list of those individuals who said they were no longer coming to this site. I got tired after about 823 and just rounded up.

        And, although you may be right that it is mental cheating, the act of moving lips and producing audible sounds, or taking photos of one’s self and submitting it to someone, is still a physical act. Cheating in the mind is just having lustful thoughts, at least that’s how some psychologists have described it. Physical cheating is any type of cheating that manifests into actions.

    • Schmidtler

      Bill Clinton fucked a woman that was not his wife in the white house, he refused to admit it, he lied about it when asked, he refused to resign over it, and was impeached because of his lying about the whole affair. Also, you must have missed the part of the story involving Weiner, since you seem to be under the impression it was only attacking a conservative.

  22. Edge6241

    You know a lot about cashing in for monetary gain, Mr. Superficial. Just saying.

    http://reporter.blogs.com/thresq/2009/09/buzz-website-purchase.html

  23. pretty vacant

    im suprised they werent going to be starring together in a e! channel reality show.

  24. lolz

    Wait- HOW did he die? he was 43… I dont want to read a shitton of articles on him, so anyone who knows the cause of death please reply

    • Eddie Baby

      Waiting on the autopsy report.

    • Ed G.

      Because asking a gossip site about the cause of death of an abhorent editor, the answer is “It looks like a heart attack, but no one knows until” an autopsy is done, his father-in-law, actor Orson Bean, told The Times.” http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/03/andrew-breitbart-autopsy-planned-to-determine-cause-of-death.html

      Orson Bean?!?!?! He’s still alive?!? I always liked his work.

    • You know, not for nothing, but you really are the embodiment of what’s wrong with the country. You don’t want to have to go to any effort to learn anything, and because of that you’ll always accept the first thing someone tells you, you’ll never question anything. You just want to be spoonfed with the minimum amount of energy outlay – I’m actually amazed you were able to type in your request without infarcting.

      Breitbart was electrocuted, No, wait, he had a stroke. No, wait, it was a drug overdose that caused a heart attack that made him fall down a flight of stairs and impale himself on an iron stake in a pool of piranhas.

      See you in hell.

    • Fuckity, I thought they did a better job of covering their tracks – how the hell did you find out? Fucking ACORN slackers, no one takes any pride in their work any more.

  25. Ginger Lee Anthony Weiner Gloria Allred
    Truk
    Commented on this photo:

    “SNARK!… Yes they all fit in there”

  26. Satan

    Wow. Andy Breitbart sure likes his new home in my domain. Funny thing. I always thought he was a racist, but you wouldn’t know it from the kind of cock he’s chugging. Another one, Andy? Whoa buddy, take a break. You’ll wear yourself out!

    • Schmidtler

      hey, Satan – since you’re here – what’s new with those Kennedy boys? still up to their old tricks?

  27. If Fish says something political that I don’t agree with, even if it’s not all that funny, it’s still fine with me, because (a.) I can take a joke; (b.) it would be hypocritical of me to enjoy seeing other people’s sacred cows gored and get upset when one of mine takes a hit; (c.) I don’t expect a website that depends directly on the personality of one blogger to match my tastes in every respect, any more than I expect even my best friends to match my tastes in every respect; and (d.) a central element of Fish’s humor is good old-fashioned outrage at bullshit, self-importance and hypocrisy, and it’s not surprising that somebody wired that way would occasionally find politics an irresistable topic, especially, as Davey Jones pointed out above, when politics slops over into political theater.

    If anyone’s going to ridicule me now, I’ll deserve it, because I have followed the bad lead of some of the dyspeptic commenters above in violating the primary norms of this site: “Be concise” and “Try to be funny.”

    • electricgrl

      That about sums up my feelings on this (except written much better than I would be able to).

      • Schmidtler

        wow, that was too many words for me to read, so I’ll just assume it should piss me off, and skip ahead to calling you an asshole for writing it.

  28. Ginger Lee Anthony Weiner Gloria Allred
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, she looks so traumatized. Probably because she had never seen a penis before. She does what for a living, now?

  29. Fuck-Obama

    Stop with all the political BULLSHIT you stupid fucking Liberal JACKASS! If we wanted that carp we would go to Huffington-Puff or Media Make-it-up. Get back to the good shit and keep you stupid, fucking, assine, liberal ideas to yourself you clueless, retarded FUCKWAD!

  30. Fuck-Obama

    Enough with all the political BULLSHIT you stupid fucking Liberal JACKASS!

    If we wanted that carp we would go to Huffington-Puff or Media Make-it-up. Get back to the good shit and keep you stupid, fucking, assine, liberal ideas to yourself you clueless, retarded FUCKWAD!

  31. Biz

    You quoted yourself. Wtf. I feel like I stumbled onto Paltrow’s site.

  32. Rush

    i wouldnt be suprised if we learn that breitbart died of a heart attack while having sex with some woman other than his wife.
    because you know- woman are sluts.
    and sluts can kill good men.
    i bet that slut was paid by the democrats too.
    man i would love to get my hands on that video. :P
    that would be soo hot.
    brb.

  33. They can still star together….in ghost form…right?

  34. Bionic_Crouton

    The show should be called “Drew Weiner”. Thank you and good night!

  35. pretty vacant

    i’d call it ‘Giant AHole And Small Weiner’.

  36. Ginger Lee Anthony Weiner Gloria Allred
    Commented on this photo:

    if you are a pornstar, can you really be a victim of a cock photo? It’s like a boxer being a victim of a picture of a fist.

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