Andrew Breitbart & Anthony Weiner Were Going To Do A CNN Show Together. Come Again?
If this thing wasn’t going to be called “CrossStream,” we’re truly lost as a nation.
Just so a certain segment of The Superficial’s audience believes this, here’s a report from FOX Nation: The Network Jesus Would Watch that says Andrew Breitbart and Anthony Weiner, the Democratic congressman he brought down by accurately reporting he was sending dick photos to pretty much the entire country, were in early talks to do a debate style show for CNN:
Andrew Breitbart, the conservative firebrand and new media pioneer who died suddenly today at just 43, had told friends he was poised to take his jihad against the Left deeper into the mainstream media with a regular show on CNN.
Last weekend, Breitbart told friends he was in early talks with CNN about a Crossfire-style show in which he would argue from the Right alongside former US House representative Anthony Weiner taking him on from the Left.
And this is exactly why cable news punditry is bullshit theater. If you think Andrew Breitbart or Anthony Weiner are actually stalwart champions of the left or right, they both were eager and willing to sell out those ideals for a payday because, trust me, this show would’ve had absolutely nothing to do with advancing political discussion in America and everything to do with cashing in on partisan politics. And, granted, while I lean toward the left on almost everything, I said this the other day during a discussion on Facebook about my true feelings on the state of American politics:
You have one party who wants to fuck us all in the ass for the betterment of corporate interests, but with a reach-around every now and then. While the other party wants to fuck us all in the ass for the betterment of corporate interests and then punch us in the mouth afterward because Jesus hates fags. [Which leaves you with] Ron Paul who wants America to basically become a fiefdom paradise for rich white people because states rights has never gone horribly for anyone of color and/or with a vagina.
And now that I’ve painted a bleak, hopeless landscape of the future, I should probably go get these pictures of Katy Perry’s tits up that I’m sitting on. (Not literally, of course, because reality is a cold whore.) They might not be the breasts America wants right now, but they’re the breasts America needs.
Adding… I took the liberty of adding photos of porn star Ginger Lee (below), an alleged victim of Andrew Weiner’s cock pic bonanza, holding a press conference with Gloria Allred back in June, who should probably send me her e-mail address so I can, uh, get her thoughts on this matter. Yes, that’s it. Her thoughts…