Good Morning, Andressa Urach, And Other News

June 16th, 2014 // 25 Comments

- The Fall of The Beyonce Empire [Lainey Gossip]

- Lindsay Lohan‘s dad put ANOTHER baby in Jon Gosselin‘s sloppy seconds. [Dlisted]

- Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE]

- Farrah Abraham wants a better life for her daughter? GIVE HER TO WOLVES. [Fishwrapper]

- A Message For Floyd Mayweather [The Frisky]

- Minka Kelly in short shorts, anyone? [Popoholic]

- Sexiest 2014 World Cup Wives And Girlfriends (WAGs) [Starpulse]

- Miley Cyrus must be going somewhere fancy. [tooFab]

- Kim Kardashian is Photoshopping her crotch now. [IDLYITW]

- Alessandra Ambrosio is still one helluva MILF. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Oh, yeah, that totally looks like Kirsten Dunst. [Celebslam]

- Cailin Russo is topless. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. Greg

    If you didn’t know, her tattoo says ‘Insert General Tso here’

  2. How anyone could destroy a body like that with such an ugly tattoo is incomprehensible to me.

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    Cock Dr
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    At least the water kinda covers up that rancid tattoo in this shot.

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    cc
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    She’s actually quite unappealing…in a lot of ways. The tattoo is the clincher though. It’s fuckin’ hideous.

  5. Michael

    A shame that Minka Kelly (who’s legs look good these days; the exercising toned her cankles down) isn’t doing much any more, but we’ve got Miley Cyrus shoved in our faces.

  6. Wally's Beaver

    She’s 26? Maybe her tattoo is 26 years old but this one’s at least 36.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Yes!

  8. Wrong side of your body dumb ass.

  9. Frunken

    Misread as Andressa Urlacher. Though now that I’ve seen the pictures I think I was right the first time.

  10. Praise the Lords

    All I can think of is Rorschach test.

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    Cher X
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    I’m a girl who usually gives credit where credit is due on the bikini bods on this site. But this chick is all sorts of gross.

  12. Coco T-Rex

    Ugly ass ink. The only way to distract us from it is to wander around with her tits out. I see she got the memo. She needs to do that all the time.

  13. Frank Burns

    R.I.P. Rik Mayall. ‘The Young Ones’ was a hilarious show (the ‘university challenge’ game show episode was particularly funny).

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    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    man face

  15. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    On behalf of Frederick Buddha, my brother Grigori, and many, many other people who post here, I wish to say something regarding this photo:

    AUUUUGGHHH! MY EYES!! MY EYES!!!

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    Gotta love that horizontal tan line

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    IdDoThat
    Commented on this photo:

    Splotchly… yuck…

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    IdDoThat
    Commented on this photo:

    It DOES make me wanna nurse!

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    Yes shock ,they built a wall like “Pacific Rim”!

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    I don’t even like it but yeah, anal.

  21. zcfreak

    ‘Scuse me miss, your tramp stamp is on backwards…

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    Mieme
    Commented on this photo:

    Je donnerais un coup de tête la baisent jusqu’à ce que nous ne puissions pas arrêter l’orgasme!!

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