Andrea Calle in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – 4.29.14

Photo Boy / April 29, 2014

Posted by Photo Boy

Here’s Andrea Calle, whose bio says she has something to do with MMA, so I’m kind of confused as to why she’s not pretending to work out. I’m also starting to realize that posting shots of a model walking around Miami Beach in her bikini is equivalent to me posting pics of yellow cabs driving around Manhattan or pics of John Travolta (like the one embedded below – I CAN’T STOP MYSELF, I’M SICK!!) looking like a ventriloquist’s gay vampire doll, but how else would you guys fantasize about turning these women down for perceived facial flaws and a modicum of body fat? Glad we’re all on the same page here.

John Travolta Gay Vampire Ventriloquist Doll
I went to counseling, yes, but all the inkblots look like Prince Charles to me. It’s over for me, I’m ruined.

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