Andrea Calle in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – 4.29.14

April 29th, 2014 // 16 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

Here’s Andrea Calle, whose bio says she has something to do with MMA, so I’m kind of confused as to why she’s not pretending to work out. I’m also starting to realize that posting shots of a model walking around Miami Beach in her bikini is equivalent to me posting pics of yellow cabs driving around Manhattan or pics of John Travolta (like the one embedded below – I CAN’T STOP MYSELF, I’M SICK!!) looking like a ventriloquist’s gay vampire doll, but how else would you guys fantasize about turning these women down for perceived facial flaws and a modicum of body fat? Glad we’re all on the same page here.

John Travolta Gay Vampire Ventriloquist Doll
I went to counseling, yes, but all the inkblots look like Prince Charles to me. It’s over for me, I’m ruined.

Photo: Splash News

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  1. yourmom

    I see bad storms headed for the deep south, so hoping Fish is safe and somewhat sound… also, since god decides every year to dick-punch wherever he vacations, might I suggest Florida for next year? Texas?

  2. I would build a living house on top of that thing and call it home for the next 5 years.

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    Cock Dr
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    Her butt appears to be enjoying the taste of those American colors.

  4. Andrea Calle Butt Bikini
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    Not bad at all.

  5. Andrea Calle Butt Bikini
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    Great way to sell the sexy expression. Did she just find a tick on her neck or something?

  6. The Most Interesting

    No Star Wars?!

    I guess Fish doesn’t get reception in that little box on the bottom of the bayou.

  7. Johnny Barbells

    …yes …more like this please.

  8. one soul

    What a piece of shit website. Just pathetic. Of course, it’s to be expected from those who run all the lovely sites below. What was I thinking?

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    Pillsy
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    My best side is my Columbian side is my backside

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    bernard
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    ok, you have my attention

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    Marketing Mike
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    Butt Cheek Implant crease line.
    Nice…

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    Marketing Mike
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    She’s built like a brick shit house.
    She also looks pissed off in every picture.
    Kind of a dog face, with a very nice body…

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    Marketing Mike
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    Butt implants look great, until you see that crease.
    It’s all the rage in South America and Cuba…

  14. Andrea Calle Butt Bikini
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    Those are Colombian colors…And I think they’re enjoying the taste of that ass

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