Russian model and America’s Most Smartest Model contestant Andre Birleanu wants to wash his hands of VH1. He claims the network has damaged his reputation after they advised him not to respond to allegations that he molested two women at a nightclub in New York. Andre was arrested for the incident on October 25 and is now talking to the press. Page Six reports:
“VH1 has not allowed me to comment to the press or to clear my name. They tell me not to say anything, but then they don’t stand up for me.
“I had a great career before the show, and now I am losing a lot because of VH1. I made them money and they destroyed me.”
However, it also seems VH1 is distancing itself from Andre. This might be considered a spoiler, or not, so you’ve been warned:
Birleanu is also upset that VH1 asked him not to come to a wrap party for the show tomorrow in Los Angeles in light of his arrest. “It is a party for me, and they told me I can not come,” he said.
A VH1 spokesperson responded, “That’s funny. We thought the party was for Sunday’s season finale – not him.”
They should make Andre fight Rocky Balboa. I don’t know what that has to do with anything, but my knowledge of Russian culture starts and ends with Rocky IV. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, I’m embarrassed for you. Maybe you should pick up a history book and learn a little bit about this country of ours. It’s called America. And Rocky didn’t fight Ivan Drago, thus ending the Cold War, just so you could grow up ignorant. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go spar an American flag inside a meat locker because I’m a motherfucking patriot.





























He is really handsome and sexy in the picture.He seems to have a personal account at millionaire&celebrity dating club http://www.seekingsugar.com with his pictures and blog. He is so popular there. I hope I were him, thus I can date those hot girls there…LO
Who the hell is this ass-dumpling?
He’s a poser.
And if only his abs could fuck me in the ass.
hes very handsome, american men cant compare
Now, I have been to this guy’s website and, while I still think he’s really hot, the truth is that, without a good photographer (and, I suppose, a little photoshopping) his head is freakishly huge. Now he’s out of work, he could join celebrity deathmatch, I suppose…
He’s an arrogant piece of Russian shit-head. The only way this show distroyed his non-existent career was airing his true jack-ass self.
I hope this annoying and flamingly gay commie gets hits by a bus.
Or maybe Putin will kill him with plutonium.
Finally! Some eye candy for the girls, I was growing tired of Britney’s cootch.
I’d hit that.
Putin got a nose job?
Putin his kok in yo azz.
He’s ugly. I can’t really understand why so many beauty girls at pubspa.com support him and set a forum for him.
I figured this guy would escape the gay accusations since he’s bald and looks like his head was beaten beyond recognition with an “ugly stick”.
Wouldn’t all you ladies rather have a real man, with an estrogen bloated beer gut sagging down over his equipment?
@15 Isn’t that dude in the picture (your mom)Pete Burns, the guy who sings “You Spin Me Right Round Like A Record Baby”?
Check out this sexy young lady. If you want to look this hot, it’s gonna cost ya:
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/65054/Michaela_Romanini.html
@25 If people couldn’t understand the obvious humour of the title to begin with, it’s probably impossible to explain. Unless they’re just complaining because it’s a show making fun of a stereotypical models intelligence. That doesn’t seem any worse than what the other networks are presenting as entertainment, to me.
daaaaaaaaaamn! I need to get up to NY more often! I wanna get molested by Andre!!! :’((((( All this hullaballoo is so silly?? he’s just milking his 15 minutes… btw, if Andre ever reads this, milenkhy, we have some lovely clubs in DC – just come down bublichka……
btw, #16/ “Eat my shorts” the title is designed to make fun of people who *are* aren’t so bright- namely, in theory, the models themselves… so it’s sort of an ironic show. Have you seen the show’s title graphic? If you see that then you’ll realize… all that said, it was still a ridiculous premise…. and I’ve never made it thru more than 5 minutes of it. I just hung around long enough to see the Andre dude yell at everybody he was competing with & he was hot in a dirty slavic sorta way…
he’s awesome! i ? andre!
andre is a handsome man yes but still there no need to touch other people!
but i agree he did play fair and square on the show and he should have one …..but the show was deff racist against the soviets.
andre is a handsome man yes but still there no need to touch other people!
but i agree he did play fair and square on the show and he should have one …..but the show was deff racist against the soviets.
Andre is so hot right now, Andre!
andre fuck the HATERS there just makin you more famous!
LOOK AT HIS BOD!!! love his body but hate his shitty attitude.
hes like a muscular hobbit…
too short…
short limbs…
look @ how short his arms are…
plus that ugly face…
hes just muscular and tight…
that doesnt make u beautiful or a model…