“And yet still as beautiful as a baby’s ass dipped in silver. *kisses fingers* C’est magnifique!”
According to CNN’s Steve Bursk’s Twitter – Welcome to the state of journalism, says the man blogging about tits. – Anderson Cooper was reportedly attacked by a mob in Egypt while covering the protests yesterday morning:
Anderson said he was punched 10 times in the head as pro-Mubarak mob surrounded him and his crew trying to cover demonstration
Cut to today, where Anderson found time to chat with CNN’s American Morning and either described the scene or his most recent date. I’m waiting for Wolf Blitzer to tweet back to me. Via Popeater:
“They at first started going for the cameras; they didn’t want any pictures taken,” Cooper said. “The crowd kept growing, kept throwing punches, kicks … suddenly a young man would look at you and punch you in the face.”
Wow. A homosexual man wasn’t given a warm reception in the Middle East? What strange and unusual times we live in…
Okay, that wasn’t a fair statement. Especially considering I just described a major American political party’s wet dream. “Aww, what? No fair. They get to punch them in the face whenever they want? Why can’t we do that? Our God’s way cooler than their God. Just listen to this P.O.D. CD and tell me I’m wrong. I dare ya.
That ain’t a request.”