“And yet still as beautiful as a baby’s ass dipped in silver. *kisses fingers* C’est magnifique!”
According to CNN’s Steve Bursk’s Twitter – Welcome to the state of journalism, says the man blogging about tits. – Anderson Cooper was reportedly attacked by a mob in Egypt while covering the protests yesterday morning:
Anderson said he was punched 10 times in the head as pro-Mubarak mob surrounded him and his crew trying to cover demonstration
Cut to today, where Anderson found time to chat with CNN’s American Morning and either described the scene or his most recent date. I’m waiting for Wolf Blitzer to tweet back to me. Via Popeater:
“They at first started going for the cameras; they didn’t want any pictures taken,” Cooper said. “The crowd kept growing, kept throwing punches, kicks … suddenly a young man would look at you and punch you in the face.”
Wow. A homosexual man wasn’t given a warm reception in the Middle East? What strange and unusual times we live in…
Okay, that wasn’t a fair statement. Especially considering I just described a major American political party’s wet dream. “Aww, what? No fair. They get to punch them in the face whenever they want? Why can’t we do that? Our God’s way cooler than their God. Just listen to this P.O.D. CD and tell me I’m wrong. I dare ya.
*cocks gun*
That ain’t a request.”
Photos: Getty
As he should be. We should punch him in the head 10 time here in the US
fuck yes!!!!!!! ’bout time we had some beautiful sausage on here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And yet Christiane Amanpour was standing right next to him, and got NOTHING! What do you want to bet she hired those thugs?
Boy, if any two people deserved a big time beat down, they would certainly be in the running. It’s too bad we can’t send most U.S. journalists to Cairo, all wearing “I love gay Jews” t-shirts. It is a bit harder to arrogantly and pathologically lie when you are missing a few teeth.
lol middle east smackdown!
anderson likes the pooper
I love ya, but it’s “C’est.”
PA produces quarterbacks not foreign language pedants
C’est vrai!
Such a sexy silver fox. Too bad he loves the cock.
Rampant typos. Remove hand from penis before posting.
Good evening, Clarisse. Wouldn’t it be remove penis from hand?
So sad for us women, all the good looking guys are gay :(
No all
opps not all
that’s cos men aren’t supposed to be good looking, women are
Derrr Derr Derrrrr… dumbass!
Well men are usually better looking then women…and without even trying… all natural baby!!
@Arianna Maybe in the US lol
Nope tonyboy I have been all over the world and men are WAYYY better looking.
Anyway what do you look like Tonyboy? You sound cute, I like the name. ;)
Who determined it was 10 punches not 9 or 11 Burt Sugar?
They know it was ten because Arabs invented the zero.
egyptians, not arabs. they also gave us geometry, chemistry, astronomy,.. and their hyroglyphs are the basis of every phonetic alphabet on earth.
The concept and usage of zero as a number originated in India. The Babylonians used a similar concept earlier but only as a positional element.
Have y’wall pwayed PUNCHOUT! ‘cuz man no body can keep count of all dem punches.
More material for Kathy Griffin next News Years Eve.
I wonder if we’ll see a reenactment?
He actually counted how many times he was hit????
Yes, in between cuming in his pants between each punch. ONE! Oooh! TWO!!!! Weee! FWEE! OOOH! FOWAH! WEEE! Etc.
Fucking hilarious @ Uncle
Just wait ’til his mama Gloria Vanderbilt goes over there and starts whupping some Egyptian butt. You don’t tug on Superman’s cape and you don’t mess around with the fashion designer’s cub.
Silly Egyptians!
Anderson Cooper. He sees what you did there.
Dirka, Dirka Jihad!!
Too bad he wasn’t protected by his bad-boy buzz cut
Anderson’s contract clearly states ” All punches shall be donkey in nature and immediately follow a left handed reach around.”
Why did he get punched in the head? Was he using too much teeth?
isn’t that gay bashing? a hate crime?? will there be a “celebrity” telethon/concert for him?? so many unanswered questions…..
he still made out better than that david kato did last week in uganda
This had to be confusing for Anderson. He is only used to getting punched in the asshole…
i think you mean where he’s used to feeling fists..
nvm u beat me to it below lol.. nicely played
I’m still trying to get over how a muslim would do be violent. I’ve never seen that happen before. They’re so peaceful normally.
“Joey, have you ever been in a… in a Turkish prison?”
I love you for the reference.
F-Yes.
did they knock any sense into him?
“One political party’s wet dream…” Yep. I know that’s right. (shakes head in disgust).
Was the guy swinging a chair? and was he wearing a tight suit and a red bowtie?
He got 10 punches or was it 10 inches?
10 donkey punches and he’s complaining???? He hasn’t had that much action since he was host of The Mole and everyone realized “The Mole” was on his left ass cheek!!!!
OMG HE IS SO PRETTTTTTY
But next time remember to bronze the neck too
That’s what happened you suck the mic instead of talking in it
Is anyone surprised that Anderson Copper takes a fisting well?
80 million Egyptians, and they could only get 10 measly punches in? Slackers.
Egypt is in Africa, not in the “Middle East” which is anyhow only a geopolitical description
…Punch like an Egyptian…
Lol
Well done, Egypt!!!!
An American get beat up and everyone laughs. Hm. I guess it serves him right trying to broadcast from the shithole region. Maybe when he reCOOPERates he can come home and do live feeds from a zoo’s lion cage. Might be safer.
Exactly.
Guess he didn’t realize most Muslims really hate homos. Too bad he wasn’t in Iran, they hang phags there.
An American was attacked. Tired of the BS, time for an airstrike.
EGYPT IS IN AFRICA.
not the middle east.
asshats.
The last time I looked Egypt was a part of the Middle East
No, erin is correct. Egypt is in Africa.
not suprising. i mean have you seen any of the footage from the protests? its like a head-punching festival over there right now – and its fuckin SOLD OUT BABY!
That’s not cool! I’m not saying its the culprit but you have to ease off on the well coiffed, well manicured, extra tight polo shirts, and poses Anderson. Those guys are not as tolerant as down town Manhattan…
It’s a nice face with fab blue eyes, but I would never call him a hottie.
Much danger for any journalist, American, or obviously gay person over there right now. The mob is loose.
That’s what happens when you send a queer bitch into a Muslim war zone to do a mans job.
Actually, it was the finale of 10 “strawberry shortcakes”.
let’s hope some army-truck or something ran over his ears.
……….SO HE IS DEAD NOW?
Maybe they thought he was Lawrence of Arabia.
Seems to be that only ignorant women and other homos think this self-absorbed wannabe-taken-seriously drama queen, is some kind of cute – *real* mean peg this ass-clown for what he really is, obnoxious.
Wait. What? Anderson Cooper is gay?
It’s a change from being punched in his colon on a daily basis.
Wow I am shocked, not one person mentioned/blamed tea baggers or Sarah Palin. What the fuck is wrong with you people. You are all off your game today and I am disappointed! Besides Islam sucks, and Cooper is making all this up for ratings.
Hey, Coop! Keebler called, it’s time for you to get back in the tree!!
Oh, Anderson. I genuinely lol’d. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NueYOqq1srM