Anderson Cooper Was Gay This Whole Time?!

July 2nd, 2012 // 63 Comments
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A lot of you are going to have a hard time swallowing this one, but apparently Anderson Cooper has been gay this whole time. “But he hid it so well!” I know, I know. You’re not the only one who sat around making oil paintings of a silver haired knight satisfying the pleasure mounds of maidens of old. So here’s the great deceiver admitting his secret, and his rationale for doing so, to Andrew Sullivan:

The fact is, I’m gay, always have been, always will be, and I couldn’t be any more happy, comfortable with myself, and proud.
I have always been very open and honest about this part of my life with my friends, my family, and my colleagues. In a perfect world, I don’t think it’s anyone else’s business, but I do think there is value in standing up and being counted. I’m not an activist, but I am a human being and I don’t give that up by being a journalist.

I can’t help but wonder what made Andersoon Cooper choose today of all days to come out of the closet. If only there was some sort of clue to point me in the right direction. Eh, I’m sure he has his reasons. On that note, if you’re curious as to why this post is loaded with shirtless pics of Shemar Moore at the beach, there’s a very simple explanation for that: Space Jesus. (Suck it, Ridley Scott.)

Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Your move, Jamie Fox.

  2. Frank Burns

    So . . . this means he’s gonna start dating Katie Holmes?

  3. BigOkie

    I’ve got no problem with people being gay… just leaves more pussy for the rest of us!

  4. And in other news: water is wet, the sky is blue, and the Cubs still suck.

  5. USDA Prime McBeef

    That picture captured the exact moment that Anderson was permanently and completely turned off by the thought of women.

  6. Shemar Moore Shirtless Swimwuit Miami
    undercover
    Commented on this photo:

    OK. I did my gun flexing pose, my point at the camera pose, my confused pose and the “why you guys gotta bust in on my beach day” pose. What am I missing?

  7. SkyGod2.0

    AndTom, CruiseCoop, CooCru?

  8. suck it

    I thought he was already out of the closet?

  9. Danielle

    Oh no! Not Andy! but women love him! Next you are gonna tell me Mario Lopez is gay. I have nothing left to live for. :(

  10. duder

    You see, his hair is actually black.

  11. Bane

    Let’s just put this one in the Duh File……

  12. He has made it clear that from now one he’s to be known as, “Anderson Pooper.”

  13. And in other news: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead!

  14. Taylor Swifts Tampon String

    I always figured that he had taken more balls to the face than Johnny Bench

  15. Well, if he wasn’t before. . .

  16. El Jefe

    The biggest shock of the world…ever. not

    Your move Cruise and Travolta.

  17. He wants to let everyone know he loves men’s sweaty junk in his face.

  18. Wonder what’s holding up Chris Matthews…

  19. He should change the name of the show to “Rim Job 360″

  20. KungFu Panda

    There was a time when reading wasn’t just for fags. And neither was writing. People wrote books and movies. Movies with stories, that made you care about whose ass it was and why it was farting. And I believe that time can come again!

  21. Only CNN people are gay, Ted turner must be projecting since he married “hanoi”jane. yea ted , i’d be gay too having to live with a commie like that evil rotten cow.

    • Go read what you wrote out loud. Now read it again. Now look up at the title of the article. Now ask yourself, “Why should I be allowed to continue having access to the internet?”

  22. Really, I don’t give a poop.

    • Max

      ..then it’s time you get the fuck out of here and stop blabbering your nonsense.. 3, 2, 1, GO! (I bet you’ll be farting all the way out)

  23. Baron Wilhelm Otto

    Dibs!!!

  24. Archie Leach

    So the scientolgists let one get away?

  25. BLS21

    andersen cooper is gay—your kidding,,i am absolutely shocked,shocked i tell ya–i can’t believe it AC IS GAY-NO

  26. Anonymous

    Dammit…I just lost a bet with Captain Obvious that Cooper was straight.

    They told me never to bet against the guy.

  27. Emmanue

    C’mon don’t fool around he was the only person who thought that nobody knew he was gay

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    BrandiLye
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not quite sure who to thank……but thanks!

  29. Shemar Moore Shirtless Swimwuit Miami
    BrandiLye
    Commented on this photo:

    We don’t have the joy of laying eyes on these creatures where I live…

  30. anonym

    I think we all knew for quite some time that Anderson is gay.

    On another note, why do black guys seem to get muscle so easily? There’s no way fried chicken would let you look like that.

  31. Shemar Moore Shirtless Swimwuit Miami
    GHG
    Commented on this photo:

    DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

  32. Congrats on coming out AC. It’s cool to be gay. You know who else is gay? Everyone at Fox News.

  33. BSname

    Jesus Christ, Slow news day or what?

  34. eeell

    Of course he’s gay, he’s hot

  35. metal_gear

    … and this is news, HOW?

    Who cares? Let the man be happy…

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    Angie
    Commented on this photo:

    mmmm

  37. Shemar Moore Shirtless Swimwuit Miami
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    I fantasized a whole lot about you, Shemar, when I was a teen and you were on the Young and the Restless. Thanks a whole fucking lot for ruining those memories with your MEGA DOUCHE pose. You just stole a part of me. Shame on you, asshole.

  38. Shemar Moore Shirtless Swimwuit Miami
    David
    Commented on this photo:

    Shemar, you are an incredible piece of sculpted chocolate glory. I want you to fuck my mouth and my boipussy.

  39. Shemar Moore Shirtless Swimwuit Miami
    David
    Commented on this photo:

    Shemar, I could suck on your tits all night long. You have the most beautiful tits in Hollywood!

  40. Shemar Moore Shirtless Swimwuit Miami
    David
    Commented on this photo:

    Shemar, I’ve got a hole or two for those fingers to penetrate!

  41. Shemar Moore Shirtless Swimwuit Miami
    David
    Commented on this photo:

    Shemar, you are the most perfectly beautiful, sexy man to come out of Hollywood in the last century…I love every inch of your body!

  42. Shemar Moore Shirtless Swimwuit Miami
    David
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, Shemar, I am on the other end of that cell…just wanting to know when we can suck and fuck!

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