Me, for posting these pics of Argentinian model Belen Rodriguez instead of Ed Asner on the red carpet which is, literally, what I almost did. (I liked Up. Sue me.)
In the meantime, feel free to make this an Oscars open thread while I join today’s young people on Twitter even though they’re apparently all masturbating on Chat Roulette 24/7. Then again I could always write “James Cameron is a penis” on my penis. I’ll get back to you.