Me, for posting these pics of Argentinian model Belen Rodriguez instead of Ed Asner on the red carpet which is, literally, what I almost did. (I liked Up. Sue me.)
In the meantime, feel free to make this an Oscars open thread while I join today’s young people on Twitter even though they’re apparently all masturbating on Chat Roulette 24/7. Then again I could always write “James Cameron is a penis” on my penis. I’ll get back to you.
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NG | March 8, 2010 at 9:17 am
She has strange shaped waist… the butt doesn’t look that natural.
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HackSaw | March 8, 2010 at 9:30 am
I’d hit it.
danr | March 8, 2010 at 9:30 am
She is so thin (no ass) her brown eye is winking at me in pics 13 and 14. lokk close :)
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Big'n | March 8, 2010 at 9:48 am
More please.
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Nice Bolt ons !
She seems to have a distressed look on her face .
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abby | March 8, 2010 at 11:07 am
#13 boobs are heavy, they are easier on the neck if you carry them on the sides
SO RIGHT | March 8, 2010 at 11:23 am
Great body, but again — fake breasts.
SO RIGHT | March 8, 2010 at 11:26 am
Great body, but again — fake breasts.
Alli Watermelon | March 8, 2010 at 12:02 pm
Pretty face, pretty skin, sexy body, her ass is NOT flat… but not a huge fan of the boob job or tattoo. Just how long is it going to take plastic surgeons to perfect implants anyway? We can cure diseases with cord blood but we can’t keep implants from looking like ice cream scoops on a marble slab???
Simo | March 8, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Belen Rodriguez: fake tits and maybe, fake ass.. not-attress, not-singer, not-host, but she’s everywhere..
Italians do it better | March 8, 2010 at 12:39 pm
DIOBOIA!!!!
Freebie | March 8, 2010 at 12:44 pm
So tired of fake bolt-on titties. Not hot.
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Great body, but again — fake breasts.
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Why? | March 8, 2010 at 4:26 pm
Why all the hatin’ on the fake tits?
ALL chicks should get fake tits…hell, fake everything as long as it’s a physical improvement. No one wants 30 year old titties.
Richport's Ghost | March 8, 2010 at 6:29 pm
What the fuck is a Belen Rodriguez, and how do I get it to clean my house? Whoops, shit, that was another Mexican… I mean how do I tap that spicy burrito?
RPG, lover of all women, even illegal aliens who will do unthinkable things to avoid being deported
TheOne DownSouth | March 8, 2010 at 7:49 pm
There’s much better looking women here in Argentina.
#5 – Vamos Argentina!
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She has a great… smile.
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