Me, for posting these pics of Argentinian model Belen Rodriguez instead of Ed Asner on the red carpet which is, literally, what I almost did. (I liked Up. Sue me.)
In the meantime, feel free to make this an Oscars open thread while I join today’s young people on Twitter even though they’re apparently all masturbating on Chat Roulette 24/7. Then again I could always write “James Cameron is a penis” on my penis. I’ll get back to you.
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Photos: Splash News
first | March 7, 2010 at 6:29 pm
up sucks get out
JamesToselandisGay | March 7, 2010 at 6:30 pm
This is what all American fat-assed porker women should strive to look like.
Darken | March 7, 2010 at 6:36 pm
You. Me. Your ass. Strawberries and whipped cream.
Clean up promptly though, gonna need a pillow for a restful sleep.
kenny | March 7, 2010 at 6:49 pm
almost see nipple in the 1st pic. wow what an amazing body
Gueibor | March 7, 2010 at 6:53 pm
Oh God, there comes the flood of “vamos Argentina!” bullshit again…
Yawn | March 7, 2010 at 6:53 pm
Another string bean with bolt ons. Sexy.
Your Mom | March 7, 2010 at 6:53 pm
Nice fake ass tittays.
googler55 | March 7, 2010 at 7:00 pm
Two words. Jerkin now.
Sean | March 7, 2010 at 7:03 pm
No ass and fake tits. No thanks. Real women have curves that are not from Dow Corning.
Rough--simultaneously in brief & boxers | March 7, 2010 at 7:10 pm
I thought I was suffering from a case of deja vu here… Nickie ballz got a better bumper. However…
Ron Berg | March 7, 2010 at 7:12 pm
She looks great from the front, not that great from the back though…
Haywood Jablowmie | March 7, 2010 at 7:28 pm
#14 is me calling to thank her for my latest wankfest
temp | March 7, 2010 at 7:45 pm
i wonder why she ties her bikini top that way..
it just adds two lines to the back, but i guess it gets rid of that ugly halter tan when you tie the top around your neck.
haha what am i talking about, nobody else cares about that.
wtf | March 7, 2010 at 8:26 pm
She’s a gorgeous woman, but her tits look too fake. Gross.
Vern | March 7, 2010 at 8:30 pm
Treat!
BobC | March 7, 2010 at 8:49 pm
OMG!!! I thought there was someone hotter.
BobC | March 7, 2010 at 8:51 pm
I was wrong. There is no one hotter.
Rachelle | March 7, 2010 at 9:14 pm
Oh my god. This woman is so beautiful. I am in love!
datroof | March 7, 2010 at 9:21 pm
Real nice face and a sexy flat belly.
Bolt-ons and a flat ass though.
Kind of a wash really.
www.zhooola.com/ belen_rodriguez.html | March 7, 2010 at 9:25 pm
watch her top less pics
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www.zhooola.com/belen_rodriguez.html | March 7, 2010 at 9:28 pm
watch her top less pic
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Stupidposter7 | March 7, 2010 at 9:45 pm
@7 You are a dumbass virgin who has never seen a woman.
alisa | March 7, 2010 at 10:06 pm
how the fuck is her ass flat? i think yoy guys are too used to seeing that ugly tranny coco. this girl is beautiful.. ohwell if she has fake tits..still hot
Blech | March 7, 2010 at 10:32 pm
Flat ass? I think you guys are confusing this gal with Paris Hilton.
Rodriguez may not have a table-for-four ass, but she’s still in great shape back there!
Better than having a tremendous ass that’s just gonna sag in a few years.
Jus’sayin.
Get all in $1 only | March 7, 2010 at 11:12 pm
Flight ticket $1
hotel Room $1
rental car $1
KLC | March 7, 2010 at 11:37 pm
Do *all* women in Argentina have breast implants? Yeesh.
vapid | March 7, 2010 at 11:37 pm
How is her ass flat?
Pic 6.
TheTotalEffect | March 7, 2010 at 11:45 pm
Seriously this bitch is a few pitchers of bad margaritas short of being Tara Reid.
Putting aside her crappy fake tits, she’s got a scrawny, shapeless body.
Matt | March 8, 2010 at 12:21 am
@1….you must be some black-hearted, anti-social tool because UP was a fantastic movie. Pull your head out of your ass.
Effy | March 8, 2010 at 12:37 am
Oh god, Belen Rodriguez!
I live in Italy, and in 2005 she left Argentina to come live and work as a model here.
She’s just a whore, as you can see her here : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDbG3xAPTrc&feature=related
shaking her ass in an awful italian show called “Sarabanda”. She became famous for her attend to the italian version of “Celebrity Survivor!” , where she cheated on her bf with another contestant, on national tv.
After that she has been on trial for cocaine traffic and prostitution.
What a great and honest human being!
Btw she admitted that her boobs,lips and ass are fake.
link building services | March 8, 2010 at 2:15 am
She’s so adorable! :D
She’s very much the pretty latin lady!
Darth | March 8, 2010 at 2:55 am
Is this jennifer Lopez the way she was ment to be? Or is this somebody else? I’d give an Oscar to the bikini designer anyway.
mugatu | March 8, 2010 at 3:01 am
Todd??
Rhialto | March 8, 2010 at 3:01 am
The inventer of the thong-bikini >Nobel Prize.
Zang | March 8, 2010 at 3:44 am
Wouldn’t.
Jeff | March 8, 2010 at 3:53 am
wow what a fuckin no ass, minus that huge flaw shes pretty sexy
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Gando | March 8, 2010 at 5:04 am
Luckily for Jessica Alba she’s living on the other side of this planet.She’d probably doesn’t speak a word english as well.
Galtacticus | March 8, 2010 at 5:23 am
Unless you’re latin,the latin world is a pretty much forgotten giant on this side of the planet.Latins love their celebrities!
captain america | March 8, 2010 at 5:28 am
………………SHE GOT A HARE LIP?
terri | March 8, 2010 at 5:33 am
she has the perfect body!
Nero | March 8, 2010 at 5:47 am
Nice titties and ass.The cooter looks promising!
etc | March 8, 2010 at 6:13 am
She’s got no ass. From the front her body is to die for, but still, no ass. Didn’t bother to look at her face.
Amy | March 8, 2010 at 7:07 am
Link above for her topless pics, pure gold
dsi xl | March 8, 2010 at 7:30 am
Oh my gosh!! She is dam hot I must say. She is looking hilarious in that wet bikini and also is hot enough to arouse anybody in this world.
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farles chew | March 8, 2010 at 8:55 am
A few months of bacon cheeseburgers with avacado would help that pointy little @ss.
jlylec | March 8, 2010 at 9:13 am
outside of the cigarette burns on her arm and horrible tats she’s ok…i’d hit it.