And The Oscar Goes To…

March 7th, 2010 // 77 Comments

Me, for posting these pics of Argentinian model Belen Rodriguez instead of Ed Asner on the red carpet which is, literally, what I almost did. (I liked Up. Sue me.)

In the meantime, feel free to make this an Oscars open thread while I join today’s young people on Twitter even though they’re apparently all masturbating on Chat Roulette 24/7. Then again I could always write “James Cameron is a penis” on my penis. I’ll get back to you.

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  1. first

    up sucks get out

  2. JamesToselandisGay

    This is what all American fat-assed porker women should strive to look like.

  3. Darken

    You. Me. Your ass. Strawberries and whipped cream.

    Clean up promptly though, gonna need a pillow for a restful sleep.

  4. kenny

    almost see nipple in the 1st pic. wow what an amazing body

  5. Gueibor

    Oh God, there comes the flood of “vamos Argentina!” bullshit again…

  6. Yawn

    Another string bean with bolt ons. Sexy.

  7. Your Mom

    Nice fake ass tittays.

  8. googler55

    Two words. Jerkin now.

  9. Sean

    No ass and fake tits. No thanks. Real women have curves that are not from Dow Corning.

  10. Rough--simultaneously in brief & boxers

    I thought I was suffering from a case of deja vu here… Nickie ballz got a better bumper. However…

  11. Ron Berg

    She looks great from the front, not that great from the back though…

  12. Haywood Jablowmie

    #14 is me calling to thank her for my latest wankfest

  13. temp

    i wonder why she ties her bikini top that way..
    it just adds two lines to the back, but i guess it gets rid of that ugly halter tan when you tie the top around your neck.

    haha what am i talking about, nobody else cares about that.

  14. wtf

    She’s a gorgeous woman, but her tits look too fake. Gross.

  15. Vern

    Treat!

  16. OMG!!! I thought there was someone hotter.

  17. I was wrong. There is no one hotter.

  18. Rachelle

    Oh my god. This woman is so beautiful. I am in love!

  19. datroof

    Real nice face and a sexy flat belly.

    Bolt-ons and a flat ass though.

    Kind of a wash really.

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  22. Stupidposter7

    @7 You are a dumbass virgin who has never seen a woman.

  23. alisa

    how the fuck is her ass flat? i think yoy guys are too used to seeing that ugly tranny coco. this girl is beautiful.. ohwell if she has fake tits..still hot

  24. Blech

    Flat ass? I think you guys are confusing this gal with Paris Hilton.

    Rodriguez may not have a table-for-four ass, but she’s still in great shape back there!

    Better than having a tremendous ass that’s just gonna sag in a few years.
    Jus’sayin.

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  26. KLC

    Do *all* women in Argentina have breast implants? Yeesh.

  27. vapid

    How is her ass flat?

    Pic 6.

  28. TheTotalEffect

    Seriously this bitch is a few pitchers of bad margaritas short of being Tara Reid.

    Putting aside her crappy fake tits, she’s got a scrawny, shapeless body.

  29. Matt

    @1….you must be some black-hearted, anti-social tool because UP was a fantastic movie. Pull your head out of your ass.

  30. Effy

    Oh god, Belen Rodriguez!
    I live in Italy, and in 2005 she left Argentina to come live and work as a model here.
    She’s just a whore, as you can see her here : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDbG3xAPTrc&feature=related
    shaking her ass in an awful italian show called “Sarabanda”. She became famous for her attend to the italian version of “Celebrity Survivor!” , where she cheated on her bf with another contestant, on national tv.
    After that she has been on trial for cocaine traffic and prostitution.
    What a great and honest human being!
    Btw she admitted that her boobs,lips and ass are fake.

  31. She’s so adorable! :D
    She’s very much the pretty latin lady!

  32. Darth

    Is this jennifer Lopez the way she was ment to be? Or is this somebody else? I’d give an Oscar to the bikini designer anyway.

  33. mugatu

    Todd??

  34. Rhialto

    The inventer of the thong-bikini >Nobel Prize.

  35. Zang

    Wouldn’t.

  36. Jeff

    wow what a fuckin no ass, minus that huge flaw shes pretty sexy

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  39. Gando

    Luckily for Jessica Alba she’s living on the other side of this planet.She’d probably doesn’t speak a word english as well.

  40. Galtacticus

    Unless you’re latin,the latin world is a pretty much forgotten giant on this side of the planet.Latins love their celebrities!

  41. captain america

    ………………SHE GOT A HARE LIP?

  42. terri

    she has the perfect body!

  43. Nero

    Nice titties and ass.The cooter looks promising!

  44. etc

    She’s got no ass. From the front her body is to die for, but still, no ass. Didn’t bother to look at her face.

  45. Amy

    Link above for her topless pics, pure gold

  46. Oh my gosh!! She is dam hot I must say. She is looking hilarious in that wet bikini and also is hot enough to arouse anybody in this world.

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  49. farles chew

    A few months of bacon cheeseburgers with avacado would help that pointy little @ss.

  50. jlylec

    outside of the cigarette burns on her arm and horrible tats she’s ok…i’d hit it.

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