Me, for posting these pics of Argentinian model Belen Rodriguez instead of Ed Asner on the red carpet which is, literally, what I almost did. (I liked Up. Sue me.)
In the meantime, feel free to make this an Oscars open thread while I join today’s young people on Twitter even though they’re apparently all masturbating on Chat Roulette 24/7. Then again I could always write “James Cameron is a penis” on my penis. I’ll get back to you.
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up sucks get out
This is what all American fat-assed porker women should strive to look like.
You. Me. Your ass. Strawberries and whipped cream.
Clean up promptly though, gonna need a pillow for a restful sleep.
almost see nipple in the 1st pic. wow what an amazing body
Oh God, there comes the flood of “vamos Argentina!” bullshit again…
Another string bean with bolt ons. Sexy.
Nice fake ass tittays.
Two words. Jerkin now.
No ass and fake tits. No thanks. Real women have curves that are not from Dow Corning.
I thought I was suffering from a case of deja vu here… Nickie ballz got a better bumper. However…
She looks great from the front, not that great from the back though…
#14 is me calling to thank her for my latest wankfest
i wonder why she ties her bikini top that way..
it just adds two lines to the back, but i guess it gets rid of that ugly halter tan when you tie the top around your neck.
haha what am i talking about, nobody else cares about that.
She’s a gorgeous woman, but her tits look too fake. Gross.
Treat!
OMG!!! I thought there was someone hotter.
I was wrong. There is no one hotter.
Oh my god. This woman is so beautiful. I am in love!
Real nice face and a sexy flat belly.
Bolt-ons and a flat ass though.
Kind of a wash really.
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@7 You are a dumbass virgin who has never seen a woman.
how the fuck is her ass flat? i think yoy guys are too used to seeing that ugly tranny coco. this girl is beautiful.. ohwell if she has fake tits..still hot
Flat ass? I think you guys are confusing this gal with Paris Hilton.
Rodriguez may not have a table-for-four ass, but she’s still in great shape back there!
Better than having a tremendous ass that’s just gonna sag in a few years.
Jus’sayin.
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Do *all* women in Argentina have breast implants? Yeesh.
How is her ass flat?
Pic 6.
Seriously this bitch is a few pitchers of bad margaritas short of being Tara Reid.
Putting aside her crappy fake tits, she’s got a scrawny, shapeless body.
@1….you must be some black-hearted, anti-social tool because UP was a fantastic movie. Pull your head out of your ass.
Oh god, Belen Rodriguez!
I live in Italy, and in 2005 she left Argentina to come live and work as a model here.
She’s just a whore, as you can see her here : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDbG3xAPTrc&feature=related
shaking her ass in an awful italian show called “Sarabanda”. She became famous for her attend to the italian version of “Celebrity Survivor!” , where she cheated on her bf with another contestant, on national tv.
After that she has been on trial for cocaine traffic and prostitution.
What a great and honest human being!
Btw she admitted that her boobs,lips and ass are fake.
She’s so adorable! :D
She’s very much the pretty latin lady!
Is this jennifer Lopez the way she was ment to be? Or is this somebody else? I’d give an Oscar to the bikini designer anyway.
Todd??
The inventer of the thong-bikini >Nobel Prize.
Wouldn’t.
wow what a fuckin no ass, minus that huge flaw shes pretty sexy
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Luckily for Jessica Alba she’s living on the other side of this planet.She’d probably doesn’t speak a word english as well.
Unless you’re latin,the latin world is a pretty much forgotten giant on this side of the planet.Latins love their celebrities!
………………SHE GOT A HARE LIP?
she has the perfect body!
Nice titties and ass.The cooter looks promising!
She’s got no ass. From the front her body is to die for, but still, no ass. Didn’t bother to look at her face.
Link above for her topless pics, pure gold
Oh my gosh!! She is dam hot I must say. She is looking hilarious in that wet bikini and also is hot enough to arouse anybody in this world.
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A few months of bacon cheeseburgers with avacado would help that pointy little @ss.
outside of the cigarette burns on her arm and horrible tats she’s ok…i’d hit it.