Lindsay Lohan really couldn’t have fucked this thing up any harder if she tried. Apparently the judge’s husband runs a travel company which completely blew Lindsay’s stolen passport excuse out of the water the second it came out of her coke hole. Via TMZ:
Judge Marsha’s husband, Jack Revel, owned Revel Travel, based in Bev Hills. Revel sold the company (though he’s still affiliated with it) and is now President of TravCom, which works with travel agencies.
So when the judge told Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, that LiLo could have gotten a temporary passport in time to make a flight to the U.S., it’s because she knows what she’s talking about.
At this point, the only way this could get any better is if it turns out the judge’s brother is Eyjafjallajökull the Icelandic volcano. “Bitch, please. Stopping flights is sooo last month. Why do you only call me when you want something?”