And We’re Back.

February 10th, 2011 // 57 Comments

What’s up, everybody?

Posting’s been a tad abbreviated while I’ve been in New York the past few days making sure the lights stay on – Spoiler Alert: They will and, no, my knees don’t hurt. (It’s all about padding.) – but I’m back in my comfortable little hamlet and it’s business as usual now that there’s no need to adhere to such Draconian practices as wearing pants. So enjoy Vanessa Hudgens in Details and a little mood music this morning while I crack open a couple celebrities. Anyone know where I set the penis jokes? Eh, I’ll find them.

- The Superficial

P.S. Looking for more exotic lady hotness? Complex might be able to help.

Photos: Courtesy of Details


  1. crackers and milk

    She looks like a greasy immigrant..

    • Happy Spillmore

      more exotic lady hotness?

      More like exotic shemale homo-ness.

      All those women look like guys with makeup & wigs…and ___________ (insert any 3rd world transmitted disease on the line).

    • Scott

      Nice to see racism alive and well on these posts “greasy immigrant”? Usually you can just leave it to CNN and Fox websites for people like that to comment like that on any article involving foreigners or any religion other than Christianity. If your idea of beauty is just blond hair and blue eyes you are missing out. Stay in your hole and don’t spoil fun websites like this with your stupidity.

      • you must be new here

        Scott you must be new here. You’re on the Superficial. Where the fuck did you THINK you were you dumb fucktard. Perhaps you should take your sensitive, and obviously immigrant ass someplace ELSE.

      • Scott

        Sorry, I started my period this morning and I’m a little exra sensitive..forgive me if I come on here whining like a sore tailed bitch. Waaaaaaa

      • Jimbo

        I take it Scott is a greasy immigrant TOO…

      • 1st Amendment

        @ Scott

        Its called Freedom of Speech Princess. Its expressed here freely. Big Deal. Someone calls someone a name related to their skin color or ethnicity. Everyone does it. Whites, Blacks, Asians, Mexicans, Peruvians, Russian, Middle Eastern etc etc etc.

        Save your preaching for thinskinned&riddledwithwhiteguiltdotcom

        Funny to see you think its Christians. Who is it blowing people up with suicide bombers, beheading, shooting in the head etc? Not christians moron.

        So STFU and either hop back over to morondotorg or get back to your she male masturbation fantasies of brownskinned low rider driving putas.

      • nonminti

        most of Americans are descendents of immigrants,why so insulting? and in this picture she is more wet than greasy :)

      • @nonmiinti

        Most Americans are descendents of immigrants. You are correct. Why so insulting? Its ignorance on there part. People who are uninformed and lack knowledge. Just watch the news or read most sites and blogs and you will see daily. Quite sad really

      • Anon

        I wouldn’t say completely free speech here — one certain word, a slur against gays, I have never managed to get across the censors. Of course, anything misogynistic or left-wing will get you a prime position!

    • Girth Brooks

      She has a butt chin , conversation over .

    • I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the greasiness of their skin but by the content of their swimsuits. Let Freedom Ring! Free at last, Free at last.


      I want to eat her greasy asshole.

  2. Mortimer Duke

    I knew this one was a ho in training when those naked phone cam pics got “leaked”

  3. DKNY

    Her face looks terrible here. And that’s after all the airbrushing.

    She never did it for me.

  4. Dammmmmn! This is a nice start to my morning. This is the best I seen her look. I love a girl all wet and sexy. I would tear this ass up.

  5. NeNe

    I do not see the attraction. She is cute, but to me, that is about it.

  6. No-fault Rough

    Sorry Nessa, you’re going to have to do better than that, for me to cheat on V-day.

  7. alex

    Don’t love her face despite the amazing bod!

    I like the mood music a lot though! Thanks!

  8. MaddyMo

    for some reason i didn’t expect you to know about RJD2, just started off my day feeling classy, nce pick ‘Fish

  9. Glad you are back fish dude. But now find us some celbs showing their tits. And I don’t mean Owen Wilson…

  10. Jimbo

    Glad your back fish dude, but now find us some Celbs showing their tits. And I am not talking about Owen Wilson

  11. Mike Walker

    Hmmmm…. want to touch the hiney.

  12. Melvin

    My lovely nessa! Is she hourly or by the service?

  13. Vanessa Hudgens Details
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    She’s so hot, i love her

  14. Vanessa Hudgens Details
    Zac Efron
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    I’d hit it

    …oh wait lol

  15. shirleytemple

    rjd2… i am now convinced your penis is indeed as sizeable as you claim.

  16. Vanessa Hudgens Details
    Zac Efron
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    I’d hit that

    …oh wait lol

  17. Tawmie

    Great music to start the morning….

  18. jojo

    Every little girl wants to be a whore. Thank Heaven for little girls:)

  19. Body looks great, face is meh.

  20. Vanessa Hudgens Details
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    Ooooooh, extra kudoz for “Ghostwriter”! Nodding away to awesome brasses right now…

  21. Vanessa Hudgens Details
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    I’d hit it.

  22. Vanessa Hudgens Details
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    This girl is beautiful from head to toe. Most of you guys are just trolling. Nobody who has time to comment on sites like this including me, doesn’t have someone of her looks at home. This bitch is hot.

  23. anon

    what the what? maybe about 5 of those 50 hottest dominicans were actually hot. somebody’s got a ghetto booty complex…

    • Mortimer Duke

      Because you said this, I went and checked Complex out. Ummm, them hoes is manly looking. Not hot at all. And Zoe Saldana?? I wish folks would quit riding her clit. She is bony with zero ass. Like Ke$ha with a tan.

  24. aha there’s ma baby. hey fish how about posting *all* the shots lol there are a couple nice ass shots but i can’t access lazygirls from work :-(

  25. malandro baboso

    thanks for posting,

  26. Vanessa Hudgens Details
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    what a goddess on her tummy like that.. she ain’t perfect but she’s perfect enuf to me

  27. James

    When did she buy those boobs? They weren’t there the last time I saw a photo of her. Is she on her “I got new boobs so let’s get some swimsuit shots” tour?

  28. Vanessa Hudgens Details
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    She looks like zac

  29. Fletch

    I give her about 5 years and she will balloon. Can’t you see she’s already pushing maximum density?

  30. Vanessa Hudgens Details
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    Delicious… all I can say.

  31. babooda

    A couple of observations:

    1.) Her hotness quotient went up quite a ways without “Zacfron” hanging onto her as a beard. He was just too pretty for her to compete with him.
    2.) If. she is a “greasy” immigrant, it will make the entry much easier and there will be less abrasion to your dick. Just something to consider before condemning her for being who she is.

  32. ThatBitchFromTheGym

    Did Snooki lose weight?

  33. JoeBlough

    Back from New York? Gave up on finding the post-apocalypse Internet, didja?

  34. Vanessa Hudgens Details
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    I’d bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.

  35. Fish is a pimp ya’ll. A pimp who goes by the guise of ‘gossip blogger’.

  36. barbflatt

    And why isn’t she on the “So Freaking Hot” panel?????

  37. Vanessa Hudgens Details
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    Oh god please she’s not hot at all! She’s just a fat pig that lays around all day trying to look sexy but she’s not! Look at her she got dumped from Zac sheesh!

  38. Vanessa Hudgens Details
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    Oh and even her swimsuit’s ripped hahahaha cuz shes too fat!

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