And We’re Back.

What’s up, everybody?

Posting’s been a tad abbreviated while I’ve been in New York the past few days making sure the lights stay on – Spoiler Alert: They will and, no, my knees don’t hurt. (It’s all about padding.) – but I’m back in my comfortable little hamlet and it’s business as usual now that there’s no need to adhere to such Draconian practices as wearing pants. So enjoy Vanessa Hudgens in Details and a little mood music this morning while I crack open a couple celebrities. Anyone know where I set the penis jokes? Eh, I’ll find them.

- The Superficial

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Photos: Courtesy of Details