And The Porn Star’s a Hooker After All

October 28th, 2010 // 90 Comments
Porn Star Hooker Capri Anderson Charlie Sheen

Just as I finished posting porn star Capri Anderson‘s attempt to get Charlie Sheen thrown in jail for allegedly locking her in the bathroom of a New York hotel, RadarOnline has discovered, surprise! She was working as a hooker to the tune of $12,000 which Charlie never paid and she neglected to tell the cops about along with all the blow they were doing:

“Charlie had never met Christina [Capri's real name.] until that night. He ordered her from a ‘service,’” a source connected to the situation told RadarOnline.com.
“Christina was supposed to be paid $12,000. And by the time the crazy night was over, she never got paid because Charlie flipped out. She was furious and now she’s doing everything she can to make money off that night.”

Apparently things went south when Charlie wanted to stick his Two and Half Men in without coughing up the cash first:

“She told Charlie, ‘I’m not doing anything until I get my money first,’” the source said. “And then after they did more cocaine Charlie wanted to have sex and she demanded money. He couldn’t find his wallet and flipped out.
“He thought she stole it, but his assistant, who was down the hall had it.”

Except this source is claiming it was his wallet, when we’re now hearing it was his watch, but at this point, does it really matter? Bottom Line: Charlie Sheen did a bunch of drugs with a hooker who he or may not have paid – but will now that she’s contacted his lawyers – and we can all go back to assuming this is pretty much every night with him. Are there still some hanging legal questions regarding his probation? Probably, but the guy makes more money than God so, again, does it really matter? He’ll just buy his own country and populate it entirely with hookers. He’s been looking for an excuse.

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  1. Make up your mind ffs!!!! is she or isn’t she? Loser men who want to pay to fuck her want to know!!!! I’m not one of them, I’m lobbying on behalf of them.

    FIRST

  2. So, let me see, an ANONYMOUS SOURCE said …

    Would it surprise me if she was a prostitu … errrr excuse me … call girl??? No. Does it surprise me that Charlie Sheen would PAY for a prosti … errrrr excuse me … call girl? No. Does it surprise ANYONE that he flipped out on her after they snorted about 12, 000 dollars worth of coke? No. Doing all this while the ex-wife is in the room next door babysitting the kids? PRICELESS!!!!

    • Maybe you’re not aware, but his ex-wife is a psychotic, angry, money-whoring bitch. Doing all that next door to her is probably more satisfying than the sex.

    • McFeely, oh I’m aware. Hence why I think Sheen, despite some other opinions, is the COOLEST 50 year old on the planet!!! Talk about slapping the psychotic, angry, money grubbing whoring bitch in the face!!! lol

      • Charlie Sheen is my fucking hero.

      • Randal(l)

        Hooker = sex with stranger for money
        Pornstar = sex with stranger for money on film

        Dante, I have to disagree with you. Charlie Sheen is not the coolest 50 year old on the planet. he is the coolest person on the planet (no modifiers needed)

        coke, whores, millions upon millions of dollars, untouchable by the law, beloved by all (who aren’t repressed puritans). damned If that doesn’t sound like Jesus’ resume.

  3. fester

    Damn, that’s a shame! Being a porn star is SO much classier than being a whore.

    • Richard McBeef

      it’s the same goddamn thing. you’re getting paid to fuck.

      • fester

        I once watched a mini-doc about high priced escorts. A millionaire race car driver who admitted using such services said in reality you don’t pay them for sex (in other words, if you’re rich they’d do it anyway), that what you’re paying them to do is leave afterwards… unlike a golddigger wife or girlfriend.

  4. She IS a hooker? Then def she tried to steal his watch. Please post coordinates when that island’s populated

  5. So…he had $12,000 in his WALLET?

    I’m not disputing that Charlie Sheen can roll to that level, but even if they’re $100 bills, that’s 120 bills in the wallet, that ain’t gonna fit well.

    • Cock Dr

      Maybe she had one of those credit card swipers. It could also double as a bludgeoning device for when the Sheen monster breaks down the bathroom door.

  6. Sitting on that wallet would make him look like a weeble wobble.

    • The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

      This coming from a guy who’d like to sit on Charlie’s penis.

    • Peanutty

      LOL! I don’t think she looks 12 G’s cute, but what do I know? My wallet at least fits in my pocket!

    • Perhaps the payment was to be in cocaine. Or future favors in the porn industry. Bend over baby, I can make you a STAR!
      It kinda worked. She probably sold several thousand DVDs today. The SW should get a cut for the excellent promotion.

    • **Sigh** Only, once again you fail to amuse. who hurt you in your life so badly that you must come online and dish insults to people you haven’t even met? you should seek counselling to deal with your self-esteem issues. Trying to make yourself look important, smart, or attractive at the detriment of others is bad enough, but to do so behind a computer keyboard with lame and sometimes unrelated attempts at humor and sarcasm? PRICELESS!!!

      • The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

        Dante you lame douche – what’s up with the “PRICELESS!!!” tagline on every post?! Is that your new “What’s happening?” or “WhatyoutalkinboutWillis?!”

        God Dante – you get lamer and more pathetic with every post. Is this what passes for edgy in Canada?

      • Anonymouse

        “Only, once again you fail to amuse. who hurt you in your life so badly that you must come online and dish insults to people you haven’t even met?”

        Oh please. I wonder how many times you’ve done that yourself on these forums, Dante. Do as I say and not as I do, is that it?

        Practice what you preach.

  7. RoboZombie

    I just hope Lindsay is taking notes. Get the money FIRST honey.

  8. Rough skills & power tools

    I” want my money” What is she complaining about? Shes a celebrity hooker now, think of the possibilities (dancing with the stars). You know a stiffed hooker had a different meaning not too long ago…

  9. ___

    This broad isn’t even that hot. He could get a hotter chick in the sack and do it for free. But that takes a little effort so this dude must be pretty lazy.

  10. Bill O'Really

    WHO…AND WHY…IN THE HELL would someone pay $12,000 for a piece of ass? I get it…because he can and he has the $$$ to do it, but why?…especially some pittsburgh steel mill working trailer park looking skank like her.

    She could have easily been had for 1/10th that, a few xanax and a wal-mart gift card.

    • Chupacabra

      yea, how much was ashley dupree per … uh, appointment? She looked alot better than this mousy haired trash.

    • kindasketchy

      Because he’s paying the girl to: (1) fuck; (2) keep her mouth shut afterwards; and, (3) not get pregnant or if she does get pregnant (because I can guarantee that at $12K, he’s not wearing a condom), to ignore that he could be the dad.

      So while he could undoubtedly get some free trailer trash piece of ass, he only gets the sex, not the protection. Because if Ms. “Free Piece of Ass” does get pregnant, he’ll be spending $12K a week for the next 18+ years on child support payments. So yeah, it does work out better for him.

      Which is why he’s a douche for not coughing up the $12K as soon as possible and/or making it right with her-especially since she lied to the cops for him.

  11. JustSomeGirl

    Some of these escorts get paid 12 grand to have sex with someone? Seriously? And here I always put escorts down little did I know they made that kind of cash. 12 grand? Wow. I guess I picked the wrong career. lol

    • Facebook me

      I guess reaping that kinda cash buys you a lot of pride and superficial self-respect.

    • WTF Report

      Wake up, no escort gets to take home the whole whack because no escort can operate alone like that. Half goes to their “agent” or agency, aka pimp, who booked them with this nightmare in the first place. And part of that cut goes to someone in the hotel to make sure everyone looks the other way. She’s supremely dumb because this is the reason every hooker memoir I’ve ever heard of always emphasizes to be sure and get the money up front first.

      • Peaches

        Not true. I know her agent and can tell you that he gets a seperate amount of money paid to him for the referral. Nothing gets taken out of what her client has agreed to pay her. If he wants people to turn the other cheek in the hotel he would have to pay that seperately too.

  12. JD

    Porn star, hooker, whatever. Semantics. She’s paid to fuck.

  13. xokdmr

    “Are their still some hanging legal questions regarding his probation? ”

    sweet Jesus check for grammatical errors!
    this is NOT the first time I’ve noticed this… you’re slipping Fish
    and I for one will have none of it.

    I’m used to seeing it on pathetic teenage girl facebook status’ and occasionally in the notes of my professors, but when the writer of the superficial starts misusing his “their” “there” and “they’re”s, among other things, I have an issue.

  14. juck

    She will have a reality show within the year.

  15. Amber

    I’m just surprised that you used “their” when you meant “there”

  16. Heyzeus Hosay

    This is precious…..the comments are better than the posts, which is not the norm here. Not as witty maybe, but precious none the less.

    And $12Gs?! No….I’m thinkin’ Charlie can’t get it up unless he’s droppin’ cash. It’s a fetish thing me thinks.

    And who the fuck is this ‘source’? Where the hell were they hiding? Or, maybe, the ‘source’ is Miss Capri.

    I’m startin’ to think that maybe SW is on Miss Capri’s payroll. This is the best advertising a workin’ girl could ask for.

    God, too much ‘thinking’….back to something interesting please SW

  17. Facebook me

    Note to Miss Capri: In the state of New York prositution is illegal. Good luck getting your money from Charlie, cause it ain’t happening.

    Another whore looking to be *famous*

  18. Mr. OBvious

    This story doesn’t add up either. $12000 in $100 bills makes your wallet very thick. Maybe that’s why he needed the assistant to hold the wallet. The more realistic answer is that she wanted $1,200 (which is only twelve $100 bills). She ain’t cheap but I rather have Dupre over her.

  19. The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

    As a public service announcement you can see this gal’s ‘work’ on any number of FREE porn sites.

    I’ve seen her work and I’m sorry to report it is pedestrian at best. Utterly forgettable but then again so is most porn **yawn** these days.

    Is her porn work any more or less memorable than just about anything that passes for entertainment these days…? No – bout the same to me. Nothing I’ll remember tomorrow or next week when someone else will invariably take their spot in the celebrity meat grinder.

    The biggest problem facing Ms Capri IS this thing: The Web. With literally so much free shit the industry is dead. Why in the world am I going to buy a subscription to her site when I can go and watch her sucking dick for free and then move on to the next thing….and porn & prostitution is ALWAYS about moving on to the next thing.

    Ms Capri’s problem isn’t Charlie Sheen – it is the state of affairs in the porn industry itself. Jenna got out at the right time: She saw the writing on the wall… I sincerely doubt Ms Capri would be turning tricks if she could snag the occassional porn role and score decent $$$. Supplementing your income with the occasional pole dance? Yes. Turning tricks? No.

    Sorry Capri – you came along two decades too late for a girl with your skillset.

    Maybe she could get Gloria Allred to sue the inventor of the InterWeb: Al Gore.

    • The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

      Seriously Fish and Egotastic?!? I think you guys must both be Amish – dudes are you both congratulating yourselves on a topless picture of Capri with stars?? For chrissakes guys; you must both use Gordon Gekko’s old MOBILE phone thingy!

    • hahahahahahaha. Everyone, please take Only’s advice on her performance as a porn actress. He’s sampled thousands of movies and has an archive of video, magazine and dvd’s that would make Bob Guiccioni blush!!! This is ONE thing I will take his advice on. Goodness knows he’s watched A LOT of porn in his lifetime!!!

    • Lady Blah Blah

      Getting Allred to sue, LOL. I won’t be surprised if there’s an Allred/Capri-ho press conference before the year’s out. Allred the “feminist.”

      • The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

        Lady – two comments? TWO?!

        What’s wrong? Are you and the Einsatzgruppen in between Russian villages…?

    • Peaches

      I know this girl personally and I can tell you the reason she is turning tricks on the side. She will only have sex with men on film that are her boyfriends. If you watch her stuff you will notice that she has only had two guys work with her. Both her boyfriends. She cant count how many women she has been with throughout her career but only works with her boyfriends on film. She did however tell me about her “privates” she did with men which is not uncommon in the industry. I guess its no secret now hun : / She really is a sweet girl, very kind and giving and also very pretty in person. I wish her the best and wish there was a safer way for working girls to make their money. Charlie Sheen is an asshole and Im glad no one was hurt.

      • GravyLeg

        Well Peaches…. That IS one helluva an argument for the integrity Capri you are making… Just so I am sure I understand…

        On FILM she only bangs her boyfriend of which there have only been two…
        Outside of film she cannot count the number of women she has banged…
        She does “privates” which no matter how you cut it is whoring.

        Yeah. I see your point. Not sure of the logic on why YOU say she is doing tricks but any way you cut it she is a hooker… Even if she has a heart of gold…

      • The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

        So in other words a “private” is with a paying John who saw her “film work”?

        Gee…ya learn something new every day.

        Thank you Peaches.

        Do you or Capri have a toll free line?

        Unlike the prissy Dante or the other male fembots here I would have absolutely no problem paying for something a gargoyle like myself likely would never normally come upon in the normal course of events (come upon….get it?! Jesus I’m funny….).

        $12k seems like a small price to pay to share some blow, sex up a hot looking chick who leaves when you want and NEVER expects anything other than her fee. AND: Can probably also scrounge up a girlfriend for a 3-some on a moment’s notice.

        I’m starting to like this girl more and more….

      • Lady Blah Blah

        Gargoyle, HETERO? Sure you don’t mean golem?

      • Ummm Yeeeeaaa. That’s one of the many differences between Only and I. He’ll pay for sex with cash, I won’t. Okay, I don’t have to. That and … I’m straight and he may not be.

  20. Shart

    If you boyz gonna have a pissin contest all day, we need to know who has a bigger penis up in here.

  21. yawn

    i call bullshit on $12g… bitch is just trying to inflate her stock.

  22. LJ

    $12,000 for an escort for a bang? No way!!! Not even in Manhattan!!!

    Also any self-respecting “escort” not looking to jack up her price would have looked for an envelope with the “donation” as soon as she walked in the door (That’s what I’ve heard).

    Sounds like probably her $1,200 over the phone from the service turned into $12,000 from the gold-digger the longer she stayed and higher she got him, and then when he found his wallet missing he assumed the teasing bitch had stolen it and went psycho.

    She should be arrested for solicitation or at the very least ignored.

  23. guy rossi

    She’s not hot . She looks like one of Tigers girls

  24. best and most truthful post in a long time. And this site is one if not the most truthful of places.

  25. John

    She is trying to make money off of this! Kinda reminds of of idiots who call the police when someone steals there pot.

    Well I am going to have a virtual sheen day. I am downloading 2 gigs of capri and just started doing an 8ball. I have hid my wallet and watch somehwere where I will forget. I would call a hooker but I don’t want to share my blow and I like my blow up doll. Oh and my wallet has 4000 in it mostly in twentys and is not that bad to carry so I can easily see 12000 in hundreds but they do make 1000 dollar bills.

    • Cock Dr

      Sounds like a fun & safe sex holiday.
      Always use extreme caution when experimenting with hard drugs.

      • Good plan, man.

        Be sure that your ex wife and children are in an adjacent trailer when you burn down the trailer park.
        Oh, and call your probation officer to make sure this is all ok.

      • John

        I may be stupid but I am smart enough to NOT get married and pull out in time.
        Damn the doll is locked in the bathroom. This could be a problem. I may have to break the door down.

    • GravyLeg

      If your watch or wallet are missing you know what that means…

  26. John

    I have no money on me or transportation and I will be too paranoid to go out. I am in my own place so would not trash it. I don’t foresee any problems. Oh wait, the blow up doll took a beating and is locked in the bathroom so I may have to break the door down dammit. I can now see why sheen would have given his wallet to his assistant so he could not get into any more trouble for the night. Did not work for him obviously he he.

  27. GravyLeg

    You know I would have hid in the bathroom too…

    The only thing worse than being caught between a Sheen and his Coke lines would be getting caught between Snooki and a large Meatlovers pizza.

  28. Drugie

    I have footage of her doing drugs and getting fucked at a party. Now where is that tape?

  29. GravyLeg

    Dear Superficial Writer

    USE AN AJAX UPDATE PANEL FOR THE COMMENTS ON PAGES

    Seriously, WTF is the reason for a WHOLE PAGE LOAD. ANNOYING

    • John

      Damn, she is actually pretty hot. Worth twelve grand if you have sheen money. If I was Charlie I would have wandered over to Denise’s room and borrowed the money from her. If she was holding out and I could not find my wallet I would have been pretty pissed too.

  30. Psh

    “Charlie had never met Christina [Capri's real name.] until that night.” That’s a load of crap since he mentioned this website on the last episode of Two and a Half Men: malibupuddingirls.com

  31. John

    Hit the wrong reply button. Oh well we all do stupid things on coke.

  32. Lady Blah Blah

    Chapter 2 of this book titled Empire of Illusion: The End of Literacy and the Triumph of Spectacle, is a pretty stark, revealing look at the US porn industry. If you want to know about the health problems porn stars face, and a lot more, check it out.

    • Ain’t nothing funny about a rectal prolapse! (Google it, you lazy bastards!)

      • bitingontinfoil

        Oooooh! BIIIIIIIG MISTAKE – there are actual rectal prolapse fetish groups…

        I just REALLY like saying that…”rectal prolapse fetsh group”….

        Careful what you Google, you just might get it.

    • Whoa, whoa, bitingontinfoil. All I said was there wasn’t anything funny about a rectal prolapse. I didn’t say anything about whether it was super hot or not :)

  33. bitingontinfoil

    She IS NOT a whore!! It doesn’t count if you get paid for f*cking on film! Just ask Paris, Kim, Lindsay, etc. etc. etc…

  34. captain america

    WE DON’T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH THAT, folks!!

  35. Some One in the Know

    As somone who has looked into this kind of thing before, even the most famous porn stars are only like $1000 an hour, which she is not even close to. It was definately 1,200 and not 12,000 unless he was renting her for a week!

  36. supersniffy

    Paid for sex on or off camera…..What differentiates a porn star from a hooker? (not much!)

  37. The Don

    She has an ugly face and looks about 15. He could of got so much better
    than this.

  38. karl anglin

    Good old fun-loving Charlie Sex Machine Sheen!!!!!!

  39. Alex

    wow after looking at pics of her naked…if i looked like that, i would go into porn, too. at least charlie has good taste

  40. electrostatictommyboy

    They have the story wrong. The price of the prostitute was 1,200 dollars, not 12,000 dollars. The whore swiped his Patek Philippe Chronograph Perpetual Calendar 5970P Mens wristwatch that is worth 150,000 dollars.

  41. Fabiaire

    That’s what you get, slut.

  42. Susan

    Charlie- You have to actually pay the $12,000 to get IT to go away after the deed is done!
    Capri/aka High Risk Low Class Last Resort – Enjoy life on Earth, you’ll burn in hell for sure (smiles from all of us women who don’t want your herpes or HPV giving us cancer when you allow our men to use you like the human toilet you are)
    Women In General- Guys who use human toilets like this AND or cheat are forever more UNDATEABLE – NOT FIT FOR MARRIAGE OR FEMALE CONSUMPTION OF ANY KIND.
    Classless Last Resorts- No Man In Your Life Will Ever Forget That You Allowed Yourself To Be Used Like A Human Toilet. Enjoy Your Status In Life. FOREVER.

  43. aDCBeast

    Sheen has been doing porn stars for $$$ for 15-20 years.

  44. acdc

    susan, i would tie you down, pour hot candles on your breasts, whip your ass till you cry and beg for mercy and call me ‘master’, then i ‘d pee on you and fuck you till you whimper and scream from multiple Os. charlie sheen taught me all that.

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