No matter how many choreographed camel thrusts Miley Cyrus performs in front of a live audience, Taylor Momsen will always be two
breasts steps breasts ahead of her taking it to the next level. Which is exactly what happened at the MTV EMAs Saturday night where Taylor acted like she didn’t shove her underage cleavage into a push-up bra then forgot to button her shirt. Because she’s so edgy shit like this just happens subconsciously. “Oh, what? These? Pssh. I didn’t even notice *touches elbows behind back* Using your sexuality for attention is so lame. Did I mention my vibrator yet?”
NOTE: This guy knows what’s up.