And Now A Mother/Son Moment With January Jones And Spite Baby Xander

September 19th, 2013 // 50 Comments

“Dammit. Could’ve sworn the drop would’ve killed him. *sigh* Let’s go…”

What? Don’t tell me I’m the only one who laughs hysterically at how visibly January Jones hates her kid. — So this post is just for me then? Well, fine, I DON’T NEED YOU. *looks at ad revenue* Baby, I can change…

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News

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  1. January Jones Xander
    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    oh yeah. touch the ground, then put it in your mouth

  2. January Jones Xander
    JW
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dammit, why don’t these things come with handles?”

  3. John

    You can take the girl out of the small town Dairy Queen, but you can’t take the small town Dairy Queen out of the girl.

  4. Hugh Jass

    Now we know why Sally Draper is so screwed up.

  5. January Jones Xander
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not sure but I don’t think she knows how to carry him.

  6. January Jones Xander
    Sarah
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve seen animals carry the corpses of their prey with more tenderness.

  7. January Jones Xander
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Too hard? Wimp! 30 more minutes of planking and you’ll get your ice cream.

  8. January Jones Xander
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Brittany Spears to her right?

  9. January Jones Xander
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    yeesh..

  10. January Jones Xander
    Jen
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a cigarette in her hand?

  11. January Jones Xander
    Commented on this photo:

    is that brooklyn decker to the right? the baby shouldve dropped on her.

  12. January Jones Xander
    Paully Boston Baby!
    Commented on this photo:

    You know what though, at least she is with the kid! Unlike Whorrah Abraham who is always out partying at, ahem, “gentlemens” clubs. Which coincidentally have very few actual gentlemen in them.

  13. Cock Dr

    It is a photo that should be shown to all young people before they begin sexual activities that could result in an egg fertilization.

  14. January Jones Xander
    Commented on this photo:

    kid punt.

  15. Ha ha! My kid pulls the exact same shit with me.

  16. Jon Pork

    I’m guessing no one here has a toddler..

  17. EricLR

    The only thing that has made this woman happy in years was the acquittal of Casey Marie Anthony, and the hope that offers.

  18. Urbanspaceman

    Parents know that toddlers are able to temporarily make themselves appear far heavier that they really are.

  19. January Jones Xander
    Commented on this photo:

    “Stay down there, you little bitch.”

  20. Srobertb@gmail.com

    Kids suck. If you had any, you’d know that. I have two, one can’t walk. Running to the grocery store for milk takes me an hour and a half. Typing this takes twice as long cause one hand is holding a bottle.

    I haven’t played a video game in 6 months, let alone gta because my son doesn’t understand why daddy has to ‘pewm’ everyone.

  21. January Jones Xander
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if the “journalist” taking this picture feels like a jack ass when the kid is staring straight at him. I felt like a jack ass looking at the picture.

    Also, the kid’s mom is an ice princess bitch.

  22. January Jones Xander
    Cher X
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay which one of you losers wants my kid? Any takers? You there in the blue shirt. Want this thing?

  23. January Jones Xander
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    Jones 5 seconds earlier: I told you not to go there!… I told you not to go there!!!

  24. January Jones Xander
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    “I really hate LA. If we were in NY, a bike messenger would’ve run him over by now. I guess I’ll have to feed him tonight.”

  25. Kids that age love to pull this shit. I do the same thing when one of my relative’s kids tries that temper tantrum shit with me. Let them scream their head off, they’ll get tired eventually.

  26. January Jones Xander
    Commented on this photo:

    Good lord! Is that Busy Phillips over there on her way to a yoga class?

  27. Nancy

    OMG….He’s having a moment…..and I think she is too. LOL

  28. Colin

    She threw it on the GROOOOOUND!

  29. January Jones Xander
    Commented on this photo:

    Judging by the length of that bag, I think she normally just stuffs him in there.

  30. January Jones Xander
    Dick Nose
    Commented on this photo:

    Geez lady he’s not a bowling ball. Get your fingers out of there

  31. January Jones Xander
    Kris Jenner
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet she ends up putting this kid in the microwave

  32. January Jones Xander
    D Wolfe
    Commented on this photo:

    You know, it really is kind of sad…the kid looks adorable, and she looks like she’d rather be anywhere else…..

  33. right

    Since you failed to swallow, stop complaining:

    “Kids suck. If you had any, you’d know that. I have two, one can’t walk. Running to the grocery store for milk takes me an hour and a half. Typing this takes twice as long cause one hand is holding a bottle.

    I haven’t played a video game in 6 months”

  34. January Jones Xander
    Commented on this photo:

    “You should have done the right thing and walked away.” Xander to January in 15 years after 10 of intensive therapy, points out this moment as a key turning point…

  35. January Jones Xander
    Rather Dashing
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Flat Ass-ed ice witch,
    Please stop eating our children’s souls and leaving their drained husks to rot in the street. Also, if it’s not too much trouble, Brother Jedidiah would like his shoes back.
    Sincerely,
    The Pilgrims

  36. January Jones Xander
    Stryfe
    Commented on this photo:

    “The last season is now split into two?! I DON’T WANNA!”

  37. January Jones Xander
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    “Look mommy! There’s a guy you could marry!”

  38. January Jones Xander
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    “It’s no use throwing a tantum, little shit head, you are NOT getting a daddy. Understood? Now, get the fuck up, you’re making me look like a bad mother.”

  39. January Jones Xander
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    “Is that my daddy?”
    “I don’t know. Could be, I guess.”

  40. January Jones Xander
    Commented on this photo:

    “Look, I’m gonna be honest with you. If I can ever figure out who your daddy is, you’re gonna be his problem. But if it weren’t for Sudekis’ obsession with condoms, Olivia Wilde could be your new mommy right now!”

  41. You can tell the retard who “wrote” this doesn’t have kids or ever been around them. Loser.

  42. January Jones Xander
    Commented on this photo:

    “Is this how you hold it?”

  43. “You can cry and scream and carry on all you want. I’m not telling you who your father is, either.”

  44. Oh please, I’m a parent and this picture makes me laugh. I have so been there. Sometimes your kids act ridiculous for no reason, and sometimes you don’t feel like putting up with it. ;) If you give in to their every tantrum, the tantrums will never end. Sometimes no reaction is the best reaction.

  45. January Jones Xander
    Thalie
    Commented on this photo:

    That little boy looks a lot like Liam Hemsworth.

  46. January Jones Xander
    Love
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously, he’s two and was probably acting like 2-year-olds act, by throwing tantrums because they are realizing their independence. She was actually doing the right thing by allowing her son to do it on his own and give him time. When she saw he wasn’t, she picked him up. Pretty normal of a loving mom. Also, kids are constantly touching things or falling and then put their hands in their mouth, it’s normal, we all did it as kids. Stop being so hard on her, she’s a single mom and it’s a very hard job. The kid looks healthy and loved, that is what matters. Who the hell are you to judge anyhow?

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