A Moment For Maria Menounos & Kelly Brook

Hey, guys, thanks to the fallout from last week’s malware shenanigans, security on the site is being tightened and has caused a few “hiccups” like locking Photo Boy and I out of uploading new photos all morning. Photos like Maria Menounos’s hottest working ass in Hollywood and Kelly Brook’s awesome British breasts which you’re hopefully now staring at and aren’t even reading this. So for the ladies and welcomed fancy gents that are still here wondering why no Jon Hamm or Skarsgard, maybe tell them to stop fucking (feel free to add “each other” in your mind, you earned it) and step outside for a few minutes. Or just start fucking outside which would actually be awesome for me. Tell them to do that.

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