And Now A Brief Moment For Jonah Hill Eating Froyo

April 29th, 2014 // 23 Comments
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Regular readers of the site know that my bread-and-butter here is a post called The Crap We Missed, a feature I’ve been doing it for so long now that when I see something like Jonah Hill downing a bucket of frozen yogurt, knowing I’m not making a TCWM gallery today, it’s like having an itch I can’t scratch. And I’m not fat-shaming. Take this from a man who may or may not have been forcibly removed from a Sweet Frog for making love to the brownie bites. I’m just happy to see that Jonah personally witnessing every female member of his family getting plowed by Leonardo DiCaprio hasn’t dimmed his pleasure of the small joys in life. We’ll return to your regularly scheduled celebrity titty after these words.

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Jonah Hill Eating Frozen Yogurt
    Commented on this photo:

    He forgot to write “TOP SECRET: SERIOUS ACTOR SCRIPTS”

  2. Jonah Hill Eating Frozen Yogurt
    Captain Sarcasm
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    The haircut is a little butch, but Khloe looks good here.

  3. Jonah Hill Eating Frozen Yogurt
    yourmom
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    Oh yeah… sweet, sweet comedy…. get in mah belly!

  4. Jonah Hill Eating Frozen Yogurt
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    “My friend will have the small, and I’m going to splurge today and have the Family Bucket.”

  5. Natty Ice

    You know he’s thinking, “It’s totally healthy because it’s frozen yogurt…not really ice cream at all!”

  6. Jonah Hill Eating Frozen Yogurt
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    I’d bet money that cup is only filled with cookie dough crumbles.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    “Salted butter with bits of fried dough disguised in a frozen yogurt cup. He he, I’m so fucking slick.”

  8. Jonah Hill Eating Frozen Yogurt
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    Alright stop me if you’ve heard this one; discount Channing Tatum, Chaz Bono, and Leann Rimes walk out of a yogurt shop….

  9. Okay, I’m a fat fuck, but even I wouldn’t order a frogurt that big. Poutine, maybe, but never frogurt.

  10. Jonah Hill Eating Frozen Yogurt
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    America puts this in movies.

  11. JimBB

    The fact that he didn’t demand direct access to the yogurt machine is evidence that he’s on a diet again.

  12. Jonah Hill Eating Frozen Yogurt
    JB
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    Nobody even recognizes Lance Bass anymore….

  13. Jonah Hill Eating Frozen Yogurt
    Game of Lawn Chairs
    Commented on this photo:

    - Is this the biggest size you have?
    - No, we have the family pack too.
    - Give me two of those.
    - Sir, I really don’t…
    - YOU HEARD ME!!!

  14. Jonah Hill Eating Frozen Yogurt
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    “If 4 ounces of frozen yogurt is healthy, then 204 ounces has to be SUPER HEALTHY!!!”

  15. jonah hill ate a hobbit?
    ewwwww.

  16. Oh BABY

    This pig needs a salad.

  17. IdSniffIt

    I didn’t even know they serve frozen yogurt in quarts.

  18. Jonah Hill Eating Frozen Yogurt
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    The Pork of Park Avenue.

  19. Lizzieborden

    Fat untalented loser. Die now.

  20. beezers

    I guess he topped using the cocaine that allowed him to lose all that weight a while back.

  21. Bob Hoskins's Ghost

    America’s problem is not adopting the metric system in it’s weights and measures. The difference between 16 centiliters and 16 ounces becomes apparent.

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