Seen here in 2008, Jeremy London’s wife Melissa Cunningham is now claiming the police told her and Jeremy that random kidnappings where the victims are forced to do drugs are part of a new crime wave in Palm Spring. Except, surprise, this is the only time it’s ever happened/someone’s been stupid enough to make this shit up. E! News reports:
Sgt. Mitch Spike, from the Palm Spring Police Department’s Watch Command, said that this is the first time he has ever heard of a robbery-turned-forced drugging taking place in their jurisdiction.
While Melissa London said she was told that criminals engaged in the heinous twofer in order to render their victims less reliable witnesses after the fact, Spike said he was unaware of any members of the force making such statements. Particularly because the statement itself is far from accurate.
“Usually if a victim or witness is under the influence of something, we would just reinterview them when they are not under the influence,” he told E! News.
Before I started writing unfunny penis jokes on the Internet, I used to work at a retail store that bought and sold used CDs and DVDs which, fun fact, is literally a haven for crack addicts. These people would yank Toy Story out of their child’s hand for a sliver of rock, so there’s no way in hell they’re going around forcing innocent bystanders to smoke the very essence of their being. If someone told Lindsay Lohan this story, she’d laugh her freckles off then go stand on the side of the road in Palm Spring just in case. “Think victimy thoughts…”
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I had something similar happen to me. 3 hookers took advantage of me then robbed me.
At least she doesn’t have one of those trashy tramp stamps!
Someone should arrest her for stealing cantaloupe in her shirt.
What a great name: Mitch Spike. That’s better than Max Power.
She looks like a robot. An anorexic robot with titties. I shall call her TitBot 2010.
Wow.
Looks like mom has a little speed habit herself…
She looks like that tranny I almost fucked down in New Orleans
Wow, looks like mom has a little speed habit herself….
She looks like that tranny I almost fucked down in New Orleans
Hey Now!
That was between us Deacon.
I’m still itching by the way, thanx.
If I am going to kidnap a blond with big tits, making her take drugs is going to be the last thing on my list of thing to do to her.
WTF is that?
I don’t know any of the people in this story, but those are some stupid huge implants.
Was he one of the writers for Six Feet Under?
Whatever, like most of you mouthbreathers even have standards. You’d rail this (if not worse) if given the chance. You’re not fooling anyone.
umm i would not. but thank you though. and are you not a mouthbreather?
I would every way I could. Great Body.
Let me get this right…someone kidnaps you and forces you to drink and smoke crack all weekend. I really hope Jeremy respects the sacrifice the kidnappers made for him….damn.
Has no one seen North By Northwest? Sounds like they’re trying to get him to drive off a cliff.
Good lord she’s busted , she must have fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down .
I was kidnapped once. They made me party all night, fuck beautiful women, and end the evening by receiving a fantastic backrub.
Bastards.
True story.
Is that Tara Reid in disguise? Look at her stomach
Those tits look like a parody (or cartoon) of natural ones…
slag.
And a bad boob-job … and baaaaad cheek implants, lol !!
some women need more than mental help………
that is one fugly bitch… only thing she is good for is a paper bag and a titty fuck….