I Missed That Whole Anastasia Ashley Twerking Thing. These Should Fix That.

In my lust for photographic evidence that Rihanna is a drunken butt force of nature, I completely missed the Anastasia Ashley twerking video making the rounds. So you’ll find that below along with brand new bikini pics of her butt (above) because nine months before I was born these words were spoken in a secret, magical place: “That fat bastard wouldn’t look at me if I had cookies for tits. Bend me over Rudolph, Jesus!”

Photos: Pacific Coast News