I Missed That Whole Anastasia Ashley Twerking Thing. These Should Fix That.

August 14th, 2013 // 17 Comments

In my lust for photographic evidence that Rihanna is a drunken butt force of nature, I completely missed the Anastasia Ashley twerking video making the rounds. So you’ll find that below along with brand new bikini pics of her butt (above) because nine months before I was born these words were spoken in a secret, magical place: “That fat bastard wouldn’t look at me if I had cookies for tits. Bend me over Rudolph, Jesus!”

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. I just twerked to that video.

  2. Anastasia Ashley Bikini Butt Twerk
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    This is what I imagine the view to be like in Heaven, and if it is, Lord take me now!

  3. Cock Dr

    Wow. Is her face as cute as her supple backside?

  4. Pro surfer Anastasia Ashley = cute rando on the beach

  5. Chris

    Desperate for attention

  6. Anastasia Ashley Bikini Butt Twerk
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s days like this that I really miss the zoom functionality…

  7. Anastasia Ashley Bikini Butt Twerk
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    Whoever took this picture deserves a raise! THANK YOU!!!

  8. Still Says Meh

    Meh, this is still the best sports warmup by a female athlete:


  9. Anastasia Ashley Bikini Butt Twerk
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    That’s a nice ass.

  10. cc

    That’s a great ass. Thank God you didn’t show us the twerking, it ALWAYS looks moronic.

  11. Keith

    Her twerking is intended to distract from her face.

  12. J-Sin

    Bitches be twerking!

  13. There’s something supernatural going on in this video. Every part of my brain is saying that should be the sexiest thing I’ve seen all week…yet my penis is saying twerking is just about the least sexy thing possible to do with a shapely ass.

  14. anonym

    she knows she has the ass, so why not flaunt it.

    her face looks a little clownish

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