Anastacia gets her bikini on

May 2nd, 2007 // 73 Comments

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  1. RAMistheMAN

    FIRST?

  2. RAMistheMAN

    Cool!

  3. geek_uk

    everyone who has posted above me is totally gay.

  4. Jimbo ?

    Thank god the Scary Spice post did not last to long. Who is this bitch?

  5. meee

    she’s not hot.

  6. Giant? I wouldn’t say giant. Unless referring to her gut.

  7. Replace “gut” in my last place with “arms.” Jesus…

  8. Plastic Sturgeon

    In Europe she is big. No, seriously. I dig her music, and she has a nice rack. I digress….

    Post what you want, but she is ten times better than seeing another freckled leg photo of a drunk and skanky Lindsey Lonhan, or Scary Spice who was just a plain mess in the recently posted photo.

  9. Superbee

    yukkkk, pushing pins into my eyeballs to soothe them after looking at these picts…..

    fuck, what ugly tattoos, must have been a two for one ugly tattoo special… the only thing they are good for are spunk targets…

  10. wedge1

    #8 – agreed. Rather wake up in the morning to this as compared to Brit-Shit or LiLo.

    Caption for the first Thumbnail Photo: “a spoon full of semen helps the medicine … go down, the medicine … go down …. ” C’Mon! Everybody join in – you all know how the song goes!

  11. FRIST!!!

    Geez, I go to Kinkos and come back to this??!?? I don’t even know who she is. Just….ick!!!
    Ok, now I have to read about Scary

  12. honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah!

    I don’t mean to be Andy Rooney, grumbling about changes everyone else has long since taken for granted, but why are there so many tattoos on lower backs like that? It is oogy.

    I heard a funny name for them once but I forget it. It sounded catchy and insulting.

  13. bigsteamyone

    Yikes !,
    too many freckles…lohan and her should have a freckle off contest.

  14. dannielynn'sdaddy

    I don’t know who this fellow is, but he seems friendly, has good posture, and drinks a lot of water. Good for him!

  15. honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah!

    PS She looks like a T-Rex but with slightly more useful arms.

  16. Did Pamela Anderson age ANOTHER 20 years? That’s like 40 years worth since about 2005 …

  17. dannielynn'sdaddy

    honeycombs, it is the international symbol for “slut”. Sometimes you just don’t have the time to get drunk and hump a stranger’s leg so it’s faster to pop into a bikini and let your tramp stamp do the talking.

  18. i’d do her…with a bag over her head…in the dark

  19. honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah!

    Tramp Stamp!! Thank you, Dannilynn’s. Now let me just strap on my jet pack and join you all in 2002.

  20. BEHOLD! A cross between Pam Anderson and Anna Nicole! And since they’re both dumb blondes, i guess Anastacia makes 3. if Paris and Lindsay weren’t already pass the dumbline, she’d make 5.

  21. lambman

    Is she the one who has a really big, low, Aretha sounding voice?

    Cause I remember an Anastacia who was the runner up on some MTV show like American Idol but way before Idol was on.

    Anyways, the chick I’m thinking of always wears glasses, and if this is her without them she should never put them on again

  22. lambman

    this is the chick I was thinking of

    http://cheeky-monkey9.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/anastacia.jpg

    is its her, she shouldn’t be allowed to wear glasses because they fug her up

  23. Charm

    it looks like she’s about to give that guy head.

  24. Jimbo ?

    @23 – As she should!!!

  25. GooniesNeverSayDie

    Wow, I was expecting something a little more dignified from the daughter of a Russian Czar….

    Someone should tell her that she has a huge tapework in her back. Check out pic #8.

  26. chaunceygardner

    Tramp stamps.

    Ass antlers.

    Pull-out targets.

    It’s hilarious that so many bitches get tattooed with symbols thinking that it somehow shows how different they are from the rest of the bitches of the world – and all end up with the exact same shit on them (suns, moons, knotwork, fairies, butterflies, Asian characters on the back of the neck).

    Putting aside that fact there’s an ironic element of self-mutilation to it that implies a lack of the ego that the symbol is meant to represent, and that they serve as a red-flag for any male that doesn’t want to put up with a bunch of crazy shit, it just goes to show that original ideas are few and far between in the American female.

  27. LoneWolf

    Never heard of her.

    Or her cankles.

  28. woodhorse

    this is Anastasia at her best and that was Spice at her worst: I believe Scary Spice might be better looking.

  29. FRIST!!!

    #26 Shut up. I have a tattoo, and mine’s cool. It’s NOT on my back, and I got it back in the early 90′s. I love self mutilation, and my ego and self esteem fluxuates, like everybody else’s. Like today. Today I feel like garbage. Yesterday I felt like…garbage. The day before that I felt pretty good. One has nothing to do with the other.

  30. LoneWolf

    Oh, and does that brother have his shirt on inside out or are the pictures reversed? Either way, WTF? Get your shit together, people.

  31. Mike

    “NOTE: Usually looking like a dude negates the bikini factor, but I was desperate to put anything up after the Scary Spice post.”

    That’s kinda funny webmaster, cause I thought it was that you were desperate to put anything up to remind some of us that women are supposed to have breasts after you posted those nasty pictures of that ten year old boy in a bikini named Kate Bosworth.

  32. Pikachelsea

    Look at how short and stubby her arms are… she’s proportioned like a midget.

    Aren’t pop divas supposed to be hot or something?

  33. FRIST!!!

    Aren’t pop divas supposed to be famous or something?
    Cause I’ve never heard of this chick!!!

  34. woodhorse

    26: Is it also hilarious when the Marines, Navy and Army also get similar tatoos? That stupid rant you just posted surely is a form of self-mutilation. Everyone who reads you can see that you are ignorant and proud of it and a Hater. What could possibly be your point of reference for “originality”?

  35. WHO IS THIS FAT BITCH?

  36. sharpei dude

    Don’t know who she is or her claim to fame, but she likes riding the Black rocket!

  37. frenchie

    27- I don’t think this fidget has cankles…look more like thankles. Look at the 3rd picture from the end. She looks like a fucking care bear. Her stubby legs look like they don’t have any functioning joints in the knees. She just wobbles around by shifting her weight from side to side.

  38. hazza

    wait is this not anastasia… i definately know she’s a singer… maybe its a clone of anastasia but she doesn’t know how to spell or pick a proper bikini outfit.

  39. the trouble w/ tribble

    Eeeeew, she does have arms of a midget. Nice gunt too. Nice posture she’s tryin to “pose” in pic drinking water. She’s nasty! Nice.

  40. EEEEEwwww, she does have midget arms. Maybe in utero she was going to be a midget but changed only a little after midget parts formed. (hey, some of my best friends are midgets!) And that gunt! Yuck! Only a black dude could bang her ’cause they’d bang anything blonde and yes, some of my best friends are black AND midgets too!

  41. MrSemprini

    For the love of humanity… *sob* Now I know what happened to Uncle Nathan! Kill me! Kill me now!

  42. dumbbrunette

    whats with the big ass mole on her stomach/side in the 3rd pic???

  43. mizzzzy

    How low…
    The woman underwent treatment for breastcancer not that long ago, it

  44. Clay Sprinkles

    Her singing voice sounds like a fat black woman. I see she’s attempting to fully fit the voice and add the body.

  45. NoSHIT?

    #8, I live in Europe and I heard of her only once, I never heard her sing. So, I’d say she’s not ‘big’ (except for her body).

  46. MissT

    yeah come ON anastacia used to be skinny and had heaps of hits then she got breast cancer and disappeared recover..

  47. paul

    This is Anastacia Lyn Newton newkirk and is an American singer who won the MTW contest and became freakingly huge and famous in Europe, Australia, and Asia. She survived breastcancer and is an amassador for the world breastcancer foundation.
    She is huge anywhere in the world except for the states…

    She is here on her Honeymoon with her new man. Wayne Newton. Who is alos het body guard.

    I live in Holland and here she hase the same status as Madonna has in the states.

    I can comment about alot of the comments written above me but you americans always pledge for respect to one another.. plse do that to Anastacia as you judge the book by its cover but never really listened to her music!!!

  48. kamihi

    She’s not freakingly huge here in the UK. Shes just another singer who has the occasional hit.

  49. kamihi

    on celeb heights it says shes 5 foot 2, maybe this explains why she looks so stumpy.

  50. chaunceygardner

    #29,

    Thanks for proving my point, Miss Moody.

    #34,

    Yes, soldiers with tats are totally gay.

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