Anais Zanotti & Coralie Teraiefa In Bikinis:
The Crap I Missed – 2.28.14

February 28th, 2014 // 60 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap I Missed where I return you to your normally scheduled butt floss post instead of whatever kind of Rust Cohle seizure my brain just had down there. (Can you tell Fish was off today?) So here’s Anais Zanotti and Coralie Terafaffiaffala or whatever doing that thing beautiful women get to do where they walk around naked with a sheer piece of cloth over their genitals and nobody tells them to get the fuck out of the produce section and stop weighing your balls on the scale, sir! That’s for estimating only.

Don’t worry, even without the normal TCWM, you guys gave us enough cock-joke gold for The Most Important People on The Internet tomorrow. See you then,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Do you and Fish eiffel tower this Anus Zanotti chick? I’m trying to figure out why that skunt is featured here… I dont’ even think she’s a real housewife or have an equivalent 15 minutes of pseudofame.

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    Cock Dr
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    You can tell she’s got awesome talent.

  3. The bikinis are pretty much just a formality.

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    Cock Dr
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    Nice pic at her best angle.

  5. Anais Zanotti Coralie Teraiefa Bikini Butt
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    Here are two reasons why it’s good to be a guy.

  6. I love the smell of skanks on a fresh Miami beach.

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    Seriously, shouldn’t they save some cash and just not wear anything?

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    OMG!!!!

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    Dr Who
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    Anais-don’t look at me like that-I’ll use my 8 inch pooper scooper on your dreamy dumper

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    Little Tongue
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    Ladies and gentlemen, The Superficial is insanely proud to present you the 2014 co-recipients of the Butterface Award! Yes, they’re ugly, but they have wonderful bodies AND they give a mean BJ. Enjoy!

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    Elephantman
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    Sweet!

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    Deacon Jones
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    oh fuck yeah, best bnikini post yet

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    Deacon Jones
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    If I saw this in person I would attack like a rabid dog

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    Bob
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    I’m sorry, ma’am. I’m afraid you can’t do that here. This is a union beach and I’m going to have to do that for you.

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    Dirty Travolta
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    I would give up my best friends testicles to lick her fingers

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    Ralph
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    Well, here we two women who have not done much except for a couple of reality TV shows (Teraiefa) and one “C” movie (Zanotti). It may be me, but they seem a little bit pointless other than having lots of T & A.

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    now sniff it you dirty slut…

  18. Anais Zanotti Coralie Teraiefa Bikini Butt
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    that’s a pair of faces only a father could love… but millions of men are willing to overlook.

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    renotastic
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    Yes, I’d like to make tea with that G!

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    GAAAAAAAAAADAMN!!!!!
    I’m jackin off to this shit right the fuck now!!

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    I’d eat that poon until Jesus comes back. Or ET.

  22. Anais Zanotti Coralie Teraiefa Bikini Butt
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    Ohhhhh…fuck!

  23. Anais Zanotti Coralie Teraiefa Bikini Butt
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    OUCH! She got the side of my nose with her fingernail.

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    Not as good as the other one, but a good eight or eight-and-a half in my book. (Yes, I DO have a book!)

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    Thank you, Nipple Fairies.

  26. Anais Zanotti Coralie Teraiefa Bikini Butt
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    Decisions, decisions, decisions…

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    memoo
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    I want to put my penis in it.

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    Move a little to your left, I can’t see enough of your butt hole yet.

  29. Which is the fat one and which is the plain one?

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    Gotta love bikinis that need re-adjusting every three minutes.

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    cc
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    She’s need a proctologist to get that off.

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    cc
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    Oh no, a willknot!

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    cc
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    Allow me to repeat…why the HELL don’t I get to see this when I visit the beach in Miami?!!!

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    cc
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    Yay. Thanks Photoboy!

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    Margaret
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    Gross.

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    alan Alda's Nutsack
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    Who the hell are these chicks? Those are some busted faces on them. How much do they pay this person to photograph them?

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    EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER
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    “Is my buttplug still in?”

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    Blob
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    Directions are *ha-ard*.

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    Mr. Fahrenheit
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    I have no idea what an Anais Zanotti and Coralie Teraiefa are, but I want three of them.

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    i need to tongue dart that ass until she passes out. then its party time.

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    I would eat her ass for so long that she’d eventually say, “I have a face, you know.”!!!

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    Her ass is a face magnet.

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    Thank God I’ve been with a woman with a body like that once in my life. Too bad it was 30 years ago.

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    Love it!
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    Out fucking standing

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    Looking good to me Luv KayXXX

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    sammy
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    too muscular

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