An Open Letter To Whoever’s In Charge of Britney Spears’ Medication

By: The Superficial / April 25, 2013

Dear Sir/Madam/Rube Goldberg Device,

Whatever amount of Britney Spears’ medicine you recently started dispensing, not dispensing, making look like Skittles; keep doing it. For the first time in a long time, I’m actually looking at an attractive woman who I’m willing to believe knows what day of the week it is. Even if she pronounces it “Bursday.”

- The Superficial

UPDATE: I’m being told this is entirely the difference a decent bra can make. Right, sure it is. *realizes I’m naked holding a copy of Baby, One More Time* These things will enslave us all. To the caves!

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