Amy Winehouse’s tits popped

November 19th, 2009 // 54 Comments

Amy Winehouse’s new breasts apparently sprung a leak over the weekend, according The Mirror:

Telegraphing the news on his Living TV show, Mitch said: “It wasn’t because she had a cold. She’s fine, she just had a little (pointing to his chest) leaky something or other.”
A friend of Amy’s adds: “She saw something oozing out on to her top. She was worried as they looked wonky and to see stuff seeping out was horrible.”

Let’s cut to the chase, she thought there was gin inside and the puncture wound’s from a bendy straw, wasn’t it? Honestly, I’m amazed this didn’t happen sooner. And by sooner I mean, “Doctor, she awoke from the anesthesia and went at them like a dog with a chew toy. No, really, look at the bite marks.”

Pics link to NSFW versions.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Dave

    OK OK now we are back to nipples.

    Perhaps I was hasty with my previous observation..

  2. chrono

    firstttttt hahahahhaha

  3. Cball

    Wait, she’s still alive?

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  6. cc

    Her face actually looks okay there…not great, but okay. Fake or not, I’d love to lick her nipples. Then die of some contragion.

  7. frank

    That’s so funny that you mention the bendy straw. Because I heard she was trying to get at them like a capri sun.

  8. Hiya

    The doctors that I have talked to have said that boob jobs need to be redone every so often when they leak, but I did not know that they actually rupture outside of the skin. I think I will keep my ittty bitty’s.

  9. KG

    Ugly useless hag.

  10. alex

    her titties have stretch marksssss

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  12. Luv Amy

    I would luv to bang Amy, she is so hot with those green eyes. I luv her new tits!!!

  13. Huckleberry Hashimoto

    God help us all!!

  14. timmy the dying boy

    As noted before, her boobs have stretch marks. It appears her nipples have them, too.

  15. c2422131

    I have to agree with #12, her eyes are nice. The rest of her, though, is only useful as gator bait.

  16. salaam alakyum

    So, I remember seeing this photo a few weeks back. Repost with teh same incident maybe?

  17. bob

    welcome to a month ago

  18. Lazarus "Bubba" Tubbs

    If she weren’t so fucked up she could get pretty damn close to almost pretty. Maybe.

  19. jewish hustler

    I think she is looking hot, I would totally hit that

  20. newscutter

    TURKEY’S DONE!!

  21. In shock

    Slimehause is the ugliest pig on the ‘net. She can’t even sing. I have said it all along. She has no rhythm, no timing, no thoughts, nothing. Oh yeah, she is a serious violent drug addict.

  22. Exotica

    She looks like a crack whore. Oh, wait, that’s right, she IS a crack whore. The bitch CAN sing, though

  23. Jon

    Hahahaha the trainwreck continues.

  24. PabloHoney

    Meh. I’d drag it through.

    At least she’s a celebrity.

  25. Lea

    BUTTERFACE
    Everything looks good but her face.

  26. Lea

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  27. She is looking hot.

  28. Olpol

    She’s got heaps of stretch marks all over her tits (apart from everything else that’s wrong with her)

  29. jake_ryan

    Sofa King HOT!!! I would bang her like a drum.

  30. rums

    Looks like her surery has given way to lost sensation–girl obviously didn’t catch on she was seriously hanging out.

  31. BennyfromThames

    Life advice- If you feel the need to ask yourself the question, “Can I catch anything from just getting a titjob form this women” then just leave the skank alone. However, it is fun to watch a women who just doesn’t give a damn anymore.

  32. Hahahaha the trainwreck continues.

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  35. A leaking problem. Which the dad had to confirm. So weard.

    -meream

  36. J

    Amy is so fucking dirty.
    I’d do her in a heartbeat.
    Cooter, mouth and backdoor.
    Slam. Slam. Slam.
    Of course I’d need to swim in bleach
    for a weak afterwards but that’s a
    small price to pay.

  37. Aims

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! SERIOUSLY SHE IS WORST THAN COURTNEY LOVE! YUCK! FUCKIN NASTY. Her boobs look like fake basket balls pushed under her skin… I don’t know a single man on the planet who would find that attractive. Everyone I know finds her gross.

  38. If only we could get her back in the studio, she should have plenty to write about!

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