Amy Winehouse’s mystery man identified

Amy Winehouse has been spotted in St. Lucia the past couple of days with a mystery lover who’s been identified as 21-year-old aspiring actor Joshua Bowman, and he swears to God he’s not using Crackzilla for publicity. (Because he is.) The Daily Mail reports:

Mr Bowman said: ‘She’s just a cool girl, very nice, and we’re just very friendly. She’s a good laugh – she is such a lovely girl and on great form.
‘I can’t say much more than that. I have been having a lovely time relaxing. It’s not been all party-party. I don’t drink much at all as it happens.
‘It’s true to say that I’m a budding young actor. But I’d rather get my name out there because of my acting rather than who I’m being photographed with. I wasn’t waiting until there was a photographer on the beach to put my arm around Amy.

No, of course, Joshua Bowman wasn’t waiting for photographers to show up on the beach. That’s just retarded. He paid them to hide behind the jetty over there and not take pictures of him vomiting or wincing. You know, make it look believable. That said, the top photo exposes his little ruse because something obviously fell off of Amy into his hands. I don’t even want to guess this early in the morning, but it’s an ear.

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