Amy Winehouse’s mystery man identified

January 6th, 2009 // 49 Comments

Amy Winehouse has been spotted in St. Lucia the past couple of days with a mystery lover who’s been identified as 21-year-old aspiring actor Joshua Bowman, and he swears to God he’s not using Crackzilla for publicity. (Because he is.) The Daily Mail reports:

Mr Bowman said: ‘She’s just a cool girl, very nice, and we’re just very friendly. She’s a good laugh – she is such a lovely girl and on great form.
‘I can’t say much more than that. I have been having a lovely time relaxing. It’s not been all party-party. I don’t drink much at all as it happens.
‘It’s true to say that I’m a budding young actor. But I’d rather get my name out there because of my acting rather than who I’m being photographed with. I wasn’t waiting until there was a photographer on the beach to put my arm around Amy.

No, of course, Joshua Bowman wasn’t waiting for photographers to show up on the beach. That’s just retarded. He paid them to hide behind the jetty over there and not take pictures of him vomiting or wincing. You know, make it look believable. That said, the top photo exposes his little ruse because something obviously fell off of Amy into his hands. I don’t even want to guess this early in the morning, but it’s an ear.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. leelee

    what a loser trying to get his name by being with a messed up washed up one hit wonder singer ……………..SAD

  2. Narcissist

    Does “cool”, “nice” and “good laugh” really cut it when she’s the poster girl for self-induced Bubonic Plague?

  3. soahc

    Why does everyone hate on her? She’s got a nice bod, a great voice. She never does stupid shit like Hilton. All her antics have been bona fide drug and alcohol related problems. This lady is one of the best celebrities out there.

    And no she is not ugly!

  4. Heather

    “21-year-old aspiring actor” indeed. I think they’re both playing up to this. I know, I’m cynical. What can you do?

    Where’s the old writer gone? He was hilarious. I miss him.

  5. HERPES can be cured today, folks?

  6. she might look human if they send her to fug camp, like they did brit brit sure!

  7. I don t like, another stupid men.

  8. Stuey

    Obviously a man who doesn’t fear for his penis.

  9. TJ

    Can you imagine kissing her, and swallowing saliva from the tobacco-juiced teeth that have been unbrushed for weeks? Add to that a stagnany slurry of crack-pipe gum scum just waiting to enter your mouth…..oh, yummy!

  10. kipsy

    I’m with #3. she’d be cute, anyway, but her talent, sass make her hot as hell. sorry she’s not Audrina Partirdge or some other plastic action figure.

  11. jzz

    I wouldn’t want my penis near her even if she was the last bitch on earth.

  12. dew

    She’s not deathly skinny, and her skin actually looks healthier than the last few years, at least from a distance.

  13. the truth

    In these pictures, except for her tattoos, she looks better than 90% of the women at American beaches.

  14. is she still married?
    the whole situation is suspect

  15. Repulsed

    This has got to be one of the ugliest women I have ever seen in my life. I find it amazing that anyone would disagree. Must be an ethnic thing.

  16. That’s a wide stance douchie.

  17. Amy has a wonderful soulful voice and it looks like she is having fun with her lover. I enjoyed dressing up as Amy Winehouse for Halloween. I wish Amy well.

  18. What a douchebag. Obviously he’s not hanging with Amy for publicity, that’s why he gave the press a lengthy interview, being sure to include “I’m a budding young actor”. Who the hell calls themself a “budding young actor”???

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  20. anjhest

    She should totally get a perm.

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  29. Mike Hawk

    He should have said. “I’ve been fucking nonstop for a week, and occasionally we run down to the water and rinse off the funk. Then it’s two more lines, It’s not like I’m a dope fiend, and waaaaay more fucking.

  30. he's still coherent?

    You’d think he would just immediately go into some sort of drug induced coma just touching her.

  31. buddym

    JOSHUA BOWMAN: ” Doctor, why is my penis turning green and purple, and why does it feel like I’m pissing razor blades?

    DOCTOR: “Have you had sex with Amy WInehouse ?”

    JOSHUA BOWMAN: “Well, yes, but it was only for publicity- did I mention I’m a budding young actor? Anyway, what is this?”

    DOCTOR: ” It’s a very serious social disease that comes from sticking your penis in a sewer, or in an of Amy Winehouse’s orifices. The bad news is it usually requires amputation of the affected part.”

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    DOCTOR:” The publicity of course- and in your case we won’t need to amputate…”

    JOSHUA BOWMAN:” Fantastic!”

    DOCTOR:” … it’ll just fall off”

  32. Ella

    If he’s legit, then I think he should be able to hang with her. She needs someone positive in her life (since her husband and family are doing such a wonderful job *rolls eyes*)

    She hasn’t been completely fried lately, so maybe he’ll be the one to bring her back…….

  33. Ahh….shameless self promotion. Gotta love it!!

  34. tp

    My eyes are bleeding.

  35. michy

    he is hot

  36. missing

    Ha! Surely he was hired to keep her happy and on track. Whatevs. She has the most original singing voice/style since the Etta James. Whatever it takes to keep this girl alive!

  37. lola richie

    they look really happy together. i think she is badass and has got her own thing going on. Never heard any songs, but she sits out and talks to the paparazzi. She never hides herself and you can tell she is confident. if she stays away from drugs then she can have more respect from me than all the other sellout musicians combined

  38. Dozer

    For a second, I thought Frankenfurter and Tom Cruise were having a private moment on the beach.

  39. suzee

    Ya right, clean cut & no tatoos, yep that’s her type alright. She needs to go away and come back with a complete makeover including losing her lame ‘got ‘em while I was drunk’ tatoos, lose the bloated malnutritioned belly, learn how to apply eye liner, etc…

  40. Paul

    Here I was thinking he was a mandatory government agent trained to take down Ms Winehouse next time she goes crazy on the street.

  41. NY Ted

    Fish you forgot to mention that he is as BLIND AS A FUCKING BAT AND HAS NO SENSE OF SMELL EITHER!

    Other then that he isn’t a bad guy…POOR FUCKING BASTARD!

  42. PROOF THAT WHITE MEN SCREW ANTYTHIN THAT IS ANOREXIC AND RESMEBLES A LITTLE BOY

  43. Fernanado Narcos

    All I’m going to say it’s nice to see her not looking as if she might actually fall over dead at any moment.I really don’t care about her looks,but I do care about her talent.This woman has the capability to be one of teh greatest pop singers of all time.

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  45. ramona putz

    Who can blame him? You can’t buy this type of publicity or exposure.
    Besides, dirty, ugly crack-whore sex is really hot.
    By the way, FUCK OFF Chinese college teacher. This is not a forum for you to advertise on AND who the hell from this group would be interested in your shit?
    Not exactly your target market.
    Maybe you and Mr.Bowman should get together since you’re both into self-promotion. I’m sure your orifices are much cleaner than Amy’s.

  46. lulu5000

    He really is hot. First time I can remember ever being a little bit jealous of Amy Winehouse. But i still think she’s original and interesting, and does seem to be getting a lot better. He seems to be really good for her!

  47. ctti

    C’mon people, give him a break! Who’s to say that attractive human males can’t canoodle on the beach with undead females? Not everyone has an ulterior motive, you know. Some people just like crack ho sex.

  48. ehhhhh

    Just like Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend…

  49. They actually look happy together. I think he’s badass and being on her own. Never hear any song, but he sits outside and talks to the paparazzi. He never hides itself and can tell you he is confident. If he stays away from drugs than they respect me more than all other musicians can combined auctions

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