Amy Winehouse’s husband gets 27 months in prison, she eats a ball of crack

Amy Winehouse’s husband Blake Fielder-Civil was sentenced to 27 months in prison today for bribing a pub owner he assaulted and then attempted to bribe to shut him up, according to the Daily Mail:

Judge David Radford told Fielder-Civil he had behaved in a ‘gratuitous, cowardly and disgraceful’ way.
Fielder-Civil has already served around nine months on remand and he could be free in four-and-a-half months if he behaves himself in prison. Miss Winehouse was not in court today to support her husband.
Earlier, Fielder-Civil appealed to a judge to let him walk free so he could become a role model for the troubled singer.

HA! Amy Winehouse’s husband wants to be her role model? Jesus, I know crazy people on the street who’d be better role models. Mostly they’d teach Amy about the government listening in on our sandwiches, but you gotta admit, that’d be a huge step up.