Amy Winehouse’s surprising amount of boobage has finally been explained. Amy was at a party over the weekend with her new man Blake Wood and apparently left some clues behind, according to Page Six:
“She left a pair of boob enhancers – like chicken cutlet things to push up your boobs – and some hair extensions in the toilet,” our spy said. Later, Winehouse and Wood went to his apartment with a group of people who “were all getting drunk – except for them.”
Wow. I’m never going to eat poultry again. That being said, I did eat something last night that is totally not agreeing with me. So bear with me today. There’s an epic battle ala Lord of the Rings going on in my stomach. I was just in the bathroom and I’m pretty sure I saw a dwarf with a battle axe.
Dave | February 19, 2008 at 10:45 am
they try to make me first and i say yes yes yes
Jennifer2 | February 19, 2008 at 10:46 am
I found her photo album at ‘BillionaireCupid dot com’. The username should be celebrityxx. I will check it again.
JJ | February 19, 2008 at 10:49 am
I use turkey necks to enhance my wiener.
caljenna66 | February 19, 2008 at 10:49 am
Chicken cutlets in the bra? Poor Incarcerated Blake….she’s a-cheatin’ on that man…
RichPort | February 19, 2008 at 10:51 am
Shmooshy Boobs.
They’re the new black.
Gerald_Tarrant | February 19, 2008 at 10:55 am
I need to wash my eyes out with Lindsay pics after seeing this.
Auntie Kryst | February 19, 2008 at 11:06 am
At least the Curveh (sp?) is keeping it kosher. They weren’t pork cutlets.
jerome | February 19, 2008 at 11:08 am
Wow, i NEVER thought i would say this but….
I’ WOULD FUCK HER…
but just her tits,
and only this picture,
and if i were a bit tipsy.
or on smack,
I would certainly be traumatized after the incident though.
WOuld need to go to Rehab
noneyobeezwax | February 19, 2008 at 11:08 am
hey fish, just a hint – two day old sushi does not a good meal make. with that in mind, throw on a diaper, release the demons from middle earth, and get the fuck back to work. explosive diarrhea is no excuse.
i was sick yesterday | February 19, 2008 at 11:09 am
I was feeling the same way yesterday. I think I drank a bottle of bourbon that had gone bad when I was out celebrating President’s Day Eve. I was tore the funk up. I puked at like 1 pm the next day, and I’ve never done that before.
D. Richards (Chef.) | February 19, 2008 at 11:12 am
Let me get this straight — Amy Winehouse left her push-up bra in a toilet? Huh?
Hair extensions, yeah, I get that. You’re not R& B unless you leave greasy tracts (everywhere).
Oh: I get it now. There was no toilet paper.
Crackycrack | February 19, 2008 at 11:15 am
Does anybody think she may have a personal stash hidden in her snatch?
What would you use to get it out with out being subjected to her rancid stench?
Crack Crack….i want crack.
Maybe i can just light her head and smoke her box?
Matilda's Dad | February 19, 2008 at 11:15 am
is the picture distorted, or does the guy in the background really have a slanted head, crooked nose, 6 chins, and dumbo ears?
gits | February 19, 2008 at 11:15 am
Maybe she left something in the toilet that just looked like hair extensions.
Ted from LA | February 19, 2008 at 11:17 am
Is there a correlation between the chicken tits and this guy’s name being wood?
Erin | February 19, 2008 at 11:18 am
Clarification: those crazy Brits mean “bathroom” by “toilet.” She didn’t literally leave this stuff IN the john. Unless I’m completely underestimating this crazy bat.
Just Say No to Implants | February 19, 2008 at 11:19 am
Good for Amy! I hope she never gets implants and enjoys the different ways she can show off her breasts with bras and pads and no pads too. I love Amy’s soulful voice.
Lindsay Lohan | February 19, 2008 at 11:20 am
Those are the best things she has going on these days.
amma | February 19, 2008 at 11:21 am
…Uhm, tell me you’re kidding? Like you DIDN’T KNOW her breasts were part push-up/part-padding/part-enhancer, but all crack? Seriously. Are you a virgin?! Anyway, the hair extension thing is just disgusting–but again, not surprising. I love Amy and think she is very talented. But I would not want to see her sans make-up, hair, clothes, and whatever the F else it takes to make her look hideous. I mean, can you imagine her without that sh!t? I mean this is her looking good, this is her trying, this is her with a lot of help and artificial “helpers”. Thank gawd!
Gerald_Tarrant | February 19, 2008 at 11:21 am
Maybe this was how she smuggled in the shit Blake od’d on.
No officer, those are just my breast lifters, not bags of heroin.
Funny Videos | February 19, 2008 at 11:41 am
Whoah! How could anyone ever think those babies were “natural?”
Matt | February 19, 2008 at 11:42 am
“I love Amy and think she is very talented”
bullshit. typical two-faced cunt.
Thomas | February 19, 2008 at 11:51 am
Stinky, skanky, sweaty, rubber wedged titties = Garbage Cans.
aeuwave | February 19, 2008 at 12:34 pm
someone mentioned she is cheating on the other blake… but he’s in prison, how do you think he got that herion he OD’ed on? definitely from dick sucking!
Harry Ballzack | February 19, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Y0 – Fish –
Too damn much information !!!
I could care less if you shit your intestines out your ass …. I don’t need to know about it !!
And Amy Winehouse seems to be doing MUCH better with her latest bout of sobriety. At least whomever is dressing and bathing her these days is having some sort of marginal success. Even though she still has all those nasty tramp stamps all over her. Someones working overtime trying to hide them. Make no misstake though – I still think she’s a Super Skank
Hecubus | February 19, 2008 at 12:38 pm
I think if I found Winehouse’s greasy extensions and sweaty tit holders in my bathroom I’d probably choke to death on my own disgust. I”d be rolling around on the floor convulsing like the guy in Alien before the thing bursts out of his chest, who knows maybe a little Amy Winehouse would even burst out of my chest, maybe that’s how she reproduces ‘coz there’s no way anyone is fucking that.
Ugliest Most Boring One Dimensional Singer Award Nominee | February 19, 2008 at 12:38 pm
And the winner is…
…Skankhouse!
Damn she is nasty ugly. Ugly voice, complete lack of legs and ass and guarantee that pussy is hairy and rank. Ughhhhhh!
Why is this pig in our faces?
Remember Nora Jones won all those awards years ago? For what? NO TALENT???
Fuck the “industry” and fuck this whore.
Have a rotten day assholes.
sidv | February 19, 2008 at 12:51 pm
What about the rest of her beauty secrets? Did she use the chicken drumstick in lieu of an ugly stick?
Harry Ballzack | February 19, 2008 at 12:58 pm
@27 – My …. you’re sounding particularly full of sunshine today … HAHAHA ….
Joe C | February 19, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Not to kiss writer ass, but “I was just in the bathroom and I’m pretty sure I saw a dwarf with a battle axe.” was about the funniest thing I’ve read all week.
amma | February 19, 2008 at 1:13 pm
#22 Mat: Do you have your period? Is that what it is hon? Anyway, saying I think she is talented is not the same as saying I think she looks good {you understand the difference, right? Like it’s not her hair/boobs that are singing…well, you’ll figure it out}. As to c____, maybe someday if you’re a nice boy, you’ll actually see one. Ouch, I know, it hurts. Kisses;)
Alex | February 19, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Good grief. Chicken cutlet things? Come on! Who was describing this? That is exquisitely gross.
pimlico29 | February 19, 2008 at 2:15 pm
@21 The sad thing is that in her pre-junkie days she actually did have boobs that looked like that naturally……
Sauron | February 19, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Luckily she didn’t forget her glass eye and wooden leg.
Mark | June 27, 2008 at 12:50 pm
allegedly, amy winehouse has a really hairy pussy with tight vagina flaps. some guy in the press who’s slept with her said that her vagina is brown, fishy and stinks and that he couldn’t lick her fanny out without holding his breath cos she doesn’t keep it too clean!! i’m not surprised to hear that amy has such a hairy vag cos she doesn’t look like she looks after herself very well.