Amy Winehouse hasn’t been out in public much lately, and last night served as a quiet reminder why her father Mitch presumably locks her in the basement with a box of saltines. Anyway, while her husband Blake was released from jail and immediately carted to rehab, Amy decided it’d be fun to have a relaxing evening going motherfucking apeshit bananas – with a side of crazy sauce. The Daily Mail reports:
She appeared to be in an agitated state, lunging at a photographer stationed outside her home shouting: ‘Who’s first? Who wants some?’.
She refused to comment on her husband’s release.
A couple of hours later her father Mitch turned up at her flat and not long after a pizza delivery arrived.
After they had eaten no-nonsense Mitch shepherded his subdued daughter to his cab.
The singer appeared to have showered and to have changed her clothes after her father’s arrival.
However, she was back to her erratic ways later in the evening, sucking on a male friend’s knuckle before later passing out in the back of a cab.
I can only assume Amy’s friend said something about “cracking” his knuckles and, well, you do the math. In the meantime, I’m pretty sure I could drill a hole in my skull, pour grain alcohol into my frontal lobe and still be a bajillion times more coherent than Amy Winehouse on a good day. In fact, if someone had to choose one of us to get them to a hospital in an emergency, I’d be driving them through a cornfield in reverse so fast Amy’s head would spin. Or is it my head would spin? Either way I’m puking in the cup holder. Whee!
b | November 6, 2008 at 4:47 pm
first!
coffeebean | November 6, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Nice “change” all you fuckhead liberals, the DOW dropped ANOTHER 450 points today.
scabbeus | November 6, 2008 at 4:48 pm
I see Khaposi’s Sarcoma, the clap and a little Herp all rollled into one!
Boost | November 6, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Who the FUCK is Amy Winehouse?
And why the FUCK do you all care about what she does?
STOP watching TV people, go plant a tree or something, damn.
:) | November 6, 2008 at 4:49 pm
First
scabbeus | November 6, 2008 at 4:49 pm
I see Khaposi’s Sarcoma, the clap and a little Herp all rollled into one!
:) | November 6, 2008 at 4:51 pm
:(
Rough Daddy | November 6, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Her poor drug dealer! can you imagine if she wants to trade hits for blowjobs?
Ms. CFO | November 6, 2008 at 4:54 pm
#2
Blame it on 8 years with the Bush Administration you uniformed imbecile. I lost my business because no bank will give me a line of credit because banks are not lending right now due to the Wall Street/Mortgage mess during the Bush Administration.
cracks-me-up | November 6, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Lol “Crack” his knuckles!!
cric-crac-croc
OC Dee | November 6, 2008 at 5:00 pm
I hope Amy gets the help she needs for her drug problem before it is too late. Amy is a talented jazz/blues singer with a soulful voice. It looks like she is starting to get the crack head scabs on her face from lack of nutrients.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aygAu1x2uQo
elmo | November 6, 2008 at 5:00 pm
# 9
ha ha ha tuff shit. . .
Turd Ferguson | November 6, 2008 at 5:02 pm
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. As I noticed her nasty hairy arms I was wondering just how big and messy her bush is.
dork | November 6, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Wow, thanks a lot Superficial!!!!
I’m going to sleep well tonight with that scary image burnt into my brain.
This is why I believe there is no God.
How could he create something as asscrack ugly as this?
Ms. CFO | November 6, 2008 at 5:07 pm
#9
I will survive and only 5 percent of Americans make the big bucks like me. I plan on buying mortgages and selling them and also I have a new company to start with interested investors.
Coffee Bean Is Retarded | November 6, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Coffebean you fucking idiot. BUSH IS STILL IN OFFICE FUCKTARD.
Sandi | November 6, 2008 at 5:09 pm
This chick is a train wreck. The thing is though that Janis Joplin was a junkie too. Jimmy Hendrix, Jim Morrissey – they just didn’t have the paparazzi to document the decent. Amy will OD one day too and we get to watch. Sad.
havoc | November 6, 2008 at 5:10 pm
The fifth photo is the best! LMFAO!!!!
She’s morphed into some old Italian character actor….
Dead by Xmas. I called it.
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URPlumCrazy! | November 6, 2008 at 5:17 pm
scabbeus you are an idiot! Bush is still president.
Amy is the walking dead, that girl needs help, fast.
Deacon Jones | November 6, 2008 at 5:19 pm
FISH – Karina from DWS just had a nip slip
U-R-PlumCrazy! | November 6, 2008 at 5:21 pm
coffeebean you rightwing fucking idiot! It was your party that made the country this way, oh by the way retard BUSH IS STILL PRESIDENT!
Back to Amy, she is a sad waste of talent. She is the walking dead, if she doesn’t get help soon she is going to die
What a waste of talent!
veggi | November 6, 2008 at 5:23 pm
#2- Sarah, is that you?? You don’t even know what the DOW is, do ya naow..
U-R-PlumCrazy! | November 6, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Sorry #19 was to be for coffeebean not scabbeus!!! SORRY!!!!
Hey speaking of coffeebean I need for coffee!!!
kitty | November 6, 2008 at 5:25 pm
so sad she looks like a crazed ape
Superevil | November 6, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Just fuckin die already.
Urbanspaceman | November 6, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Funny how the article following this one speaks of how nuts Britney is. Amy gives master classes in crazy and Brit isn’t in the same league.
duhdoyeder | November 6, 2008 at 5:33 pm
#2 – yeah, well, a president-elect can’t change anything until after inauguration day, right? Meanwhile, the market responds to the recession that Bush will hand off to Obama, just like his dad did to Clinton:
“”Everything is so dismal right now, It’s just an endless flow of bad news and no one wants to buy,” said Dave Rovelli, managing director of U.S. equity trading at Canaccord Adams.
Rovelli said that the steady stream of bad economic reports and weak corporate earnings and forecasts was taking its toll. In particular, the number of companies announcing layoffs was unnerving investors, especially ahead of Friday’s big monthly jobs report.
October retail sales from the nation’s chain stores were mostly abysmal, with some discounters such as Wal-Mart Stores escaping the fray. The housing market collapse, credit crunch and strained labor market have all taken their toll on consumers’ wallets. Even the recent retreat in oil and gas prices has not had much of a positive impact on consumer spending.
“People are realizing that the recession is going to drag on until at least the end of 2009,” he said. “
Libracadabra | November 6, 2008 at 5:39 pm
@20 why trade a nip slip in the air for a butt crack and cheek scab in the bush?
Jordan Catalano | November 6, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Will someone just punch this stupid bitch in the face already? I’m willing to pony up a bounty–who’s with me?
netstarman | November 6, 2008 at 5:44 pm
I guess that’s what happens when you date Obama . You end up looking like that.
Sport | November 6, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Wow what a looker.
Rough Daddy | November 6, 2008 at 5:55 pm
#30 hopefully someone doesnt try to fathom what you just babbled, they may lose a couple of IQ points in the process…
Atrides | November 6, 2008 at 5:57 pm
#13: NOW I feel like throwing up
#27: Why do you bother? Stupid people revel in their ignorance.
As for Amy… fuck her.
Dina | November 6, 2008 at 6:05 pm
She’s starting to resemble Blake.
Pixie | November 6, 2008 at 6:06 pm
This woman never ceases to amaze me. How is she even still alive?
I Love Obama! | November 6, 2008 at 6:08 pm
#30
Obama is not only intellegent but he is an attractive tall fit man and exercises regularly. Obama is definitely easy on the eyes!
Ugh | November 6, 2008 at 6:30 pm
#36
Easy on the eyes if Alfred E. Newman is your type.
I hate Obama! | November 6, 2008 at 6:31 pm
don’t worry Superficial readers, the man’s knuckle was amputated in time.
1moreidiotintheworld | November 6, 2008 at 6:35 pm
She is practically a caricature of herself….. you couldn’t make her more fucked up looking if you tried…. not even with CGI effects.
ILO | November 6, 2008 at 6:50 pm
#37
You are hillarious! I have always loved Mad magazines and books!
chase | November 6, 2008 at 6:50 pm
I don’t really understand her appeal or why she is famous. She’s had one hit song in the states but for some reason the paps snap her everytime she goes to rehab. I feel bad for her, but I feel worse that the paps are trying to make money off her problems.
kelley | November 6, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Jesus, will someone take this thing out back and shoot it ? Please, enough already with this useless skank.
p0nk | November 6, 2008 at 7:05 pm
shouldn’t quasimodo be on a leash?
Popi | November 6, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Is that a Chupacabra?
Connie | November 6, 2008 at 7:22 pm
The girl’s nuts, that’s the only thing she is famous for.
Wendy | November 6, 2008 at 7:34 pm
BOOST – if you are asking people why they care, to go plant a tree or something, well you must care enough to come on here on post LOL!
Amy is such a looser! She is a skanky crack whore!
Wendy | November 6, 2008 at 7:35 pm
BOOST – if you are asking people why they care, to go plant a tree or something, well you must care enough to come on here on post LOL!
Amy is such a loser! She is a skanky crack whore!
Wendy | November 6, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Ms C. Hey dumbass. The real reason banks will not give you a line of credit is because your CREDIT SUCKS LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop blaming the economy and the president on that you loser!
Balls McCoy | November 6, 2008 at 8:02 pm
fuck obama and fuck amy winehouse. and those fucking slipper shoes have got to go, step on a fucking piece of shit…oh and amy too.
michelle | November 6, 2008 at 8:19 pm
seriously why is this chick famous? i know she sings but i don’t think i’ve ever heard her. she looks tore up 24/7 (definitely the drugs). does she even look in the mirror? i don’t even look that bad on laundry day.
now that her husband is out of a prison, i’m sure there will be a little amy winehouse on the way unless all the drugs cause her an abortion.