Amy Winehouse, you, uh, got something on your sleeve

December 9th, 2007 // 65 Comments

While News of the World published an open letter this weekend from Amy Winehouse’s mother begging Amy to come home and get help, the troubled singer has taken to cramming a van full of random shit and walking around with cocaine on her sleeve. I’ll assume it’s so people know she’s completely blitzed out of her skull 24/7. And just to make extra sure they get the point, Amy has developed a habit of publicly gawking at magazines like Gollum seeing the One Ring. Except, in this case, that’s a slap in the face to Gollum.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

  1. Scooter Magoo

    It’s paint. She’s carrying a paint can.

  2. lulu

    THIS CHICK LOOKS LIKE SHE’S DYING!

  3. Shallo Val

    50 – and what can they do, huh? Kidnapping and holding hostage is against the law.

    Christ, the comments on these pages….

  4. LayDeeBug

    43 – it’s comments like yours (“insalting???”) that make people make more comments.

    What’s a Jews favorite wine? “I wanna go to Miaaaaaaami.” Or in Amy’s case, “I need a new crack steeeeeem.”

    And yes, she is a Jew. Stupid.

  5. liar

    Is she a vampire?

  6. Barbie

    ick…what a crackhead

  7. Emily

    She needs help. A LOT OF HELP.

  8. is she a manikin , I see her naked pics at http:/pinkmingle.com .? somebody knows about her more? giving details, please..LOl

  9. seth

    At least she doesn’t act like a robot, or cap on people she doesn’t know. I like her — she’s got a light inside her that few people have. If it burns out early, well, at least she recognized it and used it for something. I don’t give a rat’s ass if she does drugs. People that do drugs are more human than most — drugs lessen the severe feelings that people with empathy and depth of soul feel when confronted with things like the horrors of reality TV, or Dennis Miller becoming a sycophant. She’s an interesting chick (you wouldn’t be here if she wasn’t), and I for one support her, and even though I don’t know her, I kind of love her.

  10. laurel

    IF ALL OF YOU ROBOTS WERE MORE LIKE HER. THEN MAYBE THE WORLD WOULDN’T BE SO FVCKING DREARY!!!!!!!!!!! (& AT LEAST SHE HAD A LIFE — UNLIKE ALL OF YOU.)

  11. E. Honda

    I agree. You people are robots. Take some drugs already, you pussies.

  12. Stinky

    Don’t get help. You RULE!!!!

  13. (I live inside Amy Winehouse's head)

    I’ve been living here since I saw the vacancy sign but really I gotta get me another place. The rent was only $2 bucks but this fucking bitch is fucking crazy, I tell you. The smell from that ball of hair up top gags me and it fused with her brain so now I can see and smell it right inside here. I can’t take it anymore so I’m writing this help me note that says,”Let me the fuck outta here bitch! that I’m gonna push out of her nose when she finally falls asleep…hopefully someone will see it fall out and won’t be too scared to pick it up because they think its nose parts or crack… because I really am trapped in here…I could run out when she opens her mouth to snore but I’m scared to run across those sharp, jagged teeth…I could cut my feet and end up with gangrene from the unsanitary conditions and have to have my feet cut off or I could get stuck up against the putrid rubbery flesh of her lips for the rest of my life…(shiver)…There’s so much to consider…what if she starts chewing me like a piece of gum???? I suppose eventually she would spit me out….that may be my only hope…that or she could inhale and swallow me and I could come out the othe…ther…sigh…..moving here was such a bad, idea…,

  14. tikigurl

    look at her hands and you can see where she shoots drugs into her veins…never mind whether that is flour or coke

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