Amy Winehouse, you, uh, got something on your sleeve
While News of the World published an open letter this weekend from Amy Winehouse’s mother begging Amy to come home and get help, the troubled singer has taken to cramming a van full of random shit and walking around with cocaine on her sleeve. I’ll assume it’s so people know she’s completely blitzed out of her skull 24/7. And just to make extra sure they get the point, Amy has developed a habit of publicly gawking at magazines like Gollum seeing the One Ring. Except, in this case, that’s a slap in the face to Gollum.