There’s an unspoken rule around here that, if I see something nasty, guess what? You guys have to see it too. Heart you! Here’s Amy Winehouse being playful for some paps outside her door. They apparently caught her off guard as she opened the door in her bra – then they stuck around! I didn’t know the blind were into celebrity photography? Anyway, Amy decided to play cute for the photogs and I imagine the conversation went something along these lines (Warning: Horrible attempt at British accent approaching):
“Ello, ello? You caught me in my knickers, plum right you did. Let me gets me shirt on. Alright much better. Fancy a rogering with me bean pie right fancy kitty kat with the magazine? Aye, looks like rain, bloomin’ blokeys peanut butter with the Lucky Charms me done seen right’o with the telly. Crack san’wich, guv’nah?”
Of course, I’m giving Amy the benefit of the doubt. She probably just chewed on a lamp post then jumped back inside through a closed window.
Holy shit…”CRACK SAN’WICH” and “BEAN PIE?!?!?!?!”
I snorted diet pepsi all over my monitor.
ROFL!!!
Does she have a mirror?
I read your site all the time, but this is my first post.
FUCKIN hilarious!
British accent=pure fucking gold!!
Bela Lugosi is still alive????
She is ever a member of a millionaire club ” M I L L I O N A I R E L O V E R.C O M ” where the millionaire & celebrity gather!
she is just fucking ugly…….goooooooooooood lorrrrrrrrrrrrd
Amy: were drugs come from.
good grief, how awful!
even the most devoutly religious must proclaim after looking at this horrid abomination “THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!”
Oh yeah, baby, nothin’ sez lovin’ like cirrhosis of the liver! Mmmmmn, love that bloat with that Ellie May look! Is that from Winehouse’s alleged La Maison du Crack clothing line?
CRACKWHORE!
Can I just say that you crack me up!!
Dear God what’s wrong with her belly !!!!!! it seems as if she is carring an alian in there !!
That is quite possibly the hottest woman on earth. I would give my left testicle and 15 camels to be able to stick my love kebab into her crusty oooozzing pitta bread.
All you haters saying that this lady is not fine must be gay. She is the finest of the fine. I would like to smoke halal crack with her and then make her to Ass To Mouth. She would love it too – you can tell that she not only likes to smoke the crack, she also likes to smoke the cock. And she inhales.
well said Mohammed! even though she’s cracking out she’s still the bomb. and just like my friend above me – i’ll crack out with amy any time!
WHAT are you talking about No.10 ‘And to think, she’s one of the richest people in England.’ No she’s not! Maybe i’ll just come up with an obscure remark….errrr….’Heidi Montag is one of the smartest people in the U.S’.
Their, said it!!!
I don’t like her, she is not beautiful, even her acts are also not appreciable as she is going to discard her marriage. The things written in this article http://www.octanmen.com/articleList/188/entertainment-octan-e-news.htm , can anybody let me know if it is true.
despite the fact that amy winehouse is overwhelmingly skanky, i am really impressed that she managed to produce some cleavage with her non-boobs.
you…uhhh… but we… I think,….uhhhh…… WHAT? sorry, I don’t speak fucked up cockney.
Even starving Ethopian children look at her and say “CLICK-CLICK Dat ees won nastee CLICK-CLICK lukking beech CLICK-CLICK”.
The way she is mesmerized by the photographers reminds me of waving shiny toys in front of babies or parrots. It totally seizes their minds. I imagine the moments around her doorbell ringing something like this: “Crack, crack….where did I stash the crack. Crack….(DING DONG)…Shiny. People…shiny people….Noise….Duh…..Crack.”
This is so sad.This woman is insanely talented,and once was also insanely hot.She needs to be put in the nuthouse for a year and dried out and fed.
Someone put “IT” out of “ITS” misery! Give “IT” a fucking overdose of crack so that “IT” can no longer scare people on earth!
Ok.. let’s just forget what she looks or sings like for a minute…
Those pictures are of the outside of her house? That’s her front door? WTF is that stuff inside her house? Seriously.. anyone?
Please stop showing her nasty pictures. She is nasty. I can’t stand looking at her.
schminkie’s loose again
Great singer, amazing talent, but having some troubles sad to say. No real need for everyone to get so excited about it, e.g. “Oh my god…”, “so ugly… “; real clever comments. What’s the point?
Am I the only one who’s spotted the ghastly hair on her arm?
Cor! you can make blankets out them
She may have “non-boobs,” but at least they are hers and didn’t come from the doctor’s office. That’s integrity. Looking at her standing, it appears she may have a spine problem like scoliosis. You people are so heartless. Amy Winehouse has tons more talent than dweebs like Spears and Lohan and Hilton, and reactions to them aren’t nearly as heartless. At least Winehouse will get out and meet folks in a traffic jam. That shows a lot more class than pole dancing, for god’s sake. And even if you hate her looks, at least you can tell her apart from all the others in her age range and profession, who seem like clones direct from the factory to YOU!
She may have “non-boobs,” but at least they are hers and didn’t come from the doctor’s office. That’s integrity. Looking at her standing, it appears she may have a spine problem like scoliosis. You people are so heartless. Amy Winehouse has tons more talent than dweebs like Spears and Lohan and Hilton, and reactions to them aren’t nearly as heartless. At least Winehouse will get out and meet folks in a traffic jam. That shows a lot more class than pole dancing, for god’s sake. And even if you hate her looks, at least you can tell her apart from all the others in her age range and profession, who seem like clones direct from the factory to YOU!
Yes, and what’s being Jewish, if she is, got to do with anything, looks, singing ability, antics, whatever?