There’s an unspoken rule around here that, if I see something nasty, guess what? You guys have to see it too. Heart you! Here’s Amy Winehouse being playful for some paps outside her door. They apparently caught her off guard as she opened the door in her bra – then they stuck around! I didn’t know the blind were into celebrity photography? Anyway, Amy decided to play cute for the photogs and I imagine the conversation went something along these lines (Warning: Horrible attempt at British accent approaching):
“Ello, ello? You caught me in my knickers, plum right you did. Let me gets me shirt on. Alright much better. Fancy a rogering with me bean pie right fancy kitty kat with the magazine? Aye, looks like rain, bloomin’ blokeys peanut butter with the Lucky Charms me done seen right’o with the telly. Crack san’wich, guv’nah?”
Of course, I’m giving Amy the benefit of the doubt. She probably just chewed on a lamp post then jumped back inside through a closed window.
ph7 | April 29, 2008 at 3:05 pm
¡¡¡?s???
sg | April 29, 2008 at 3:06 pm
is she pregnant?
Sandy Bottoms | April 29, 2008 at 3:08 pm
pregnant with emotion.
Come-Honor-Face | April 29, 2008 at 3:09 pm
she is a disgusting life form
George Washington | April 29, 2008 at 3:11 pm
No more shit from the Euros about ANYTHING here in the States.
You guys have this dipshit to answer for.
Nickers and blokes for all…
woodhorse | April 29, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Photos/stories of her remind me of Rock Hudson-Doris Day movies as interpreted by Satan on acid.
yuristache | April 29, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Can we start a petition never to have Amy Winehouse on this site again? My eyes have spontaneously bled six times from the sight of her cocaine-addicted beehive.
I'd | April 29, 2008 at 3:17 pm
hit that!
oldmommaporn | April 29, 2008 at 3:18 pm
shez gorgeous rotten teeth and all
norton | April 29, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I think we’ve had enough of this skank.
And to think, she’s one of the richest people in England.
sportsdvl | April 29, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Possibly the ugliest woman on the entire planet!
Oh, #1 – still a loser.
ph7 | April 29, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Can’t wait to see her centerfold spread in MethBoy magazine.
tylor | April 29, 2008 at 3:24 pm
amy crackhouse in general just reminds me of bett midler, when she was in the movie Rose.
haha.
that part where she’s drinking and singing and going “sex, drugs, and rock and roll!”
crater face | April 29, 2008 at 3:24 pm
she’s like rizzo from grease on crack
eh | April 29, 2008 at 3:25 pm
fish i am sending you my doctors bill, you can not just spring these on us where are the little stars covering this train wreck and the not safe for anytime warning ????????
you have a heart of stone fish
Vince Lombardi | April 29, 2008 at 3:25 pm
This is Iggy Pop. This is Iggy Pop with tits. Any questions?
tylor, again | April 29, 2008 at 3:28 pm
BTW, she’s not preggerz.
that’s a french fries baby
FRIST!!! | April 29, 2008 at 3:29 pm
What did I just TELL YOU??????? I’m trying to eat my lunch here…although it is Burger King, so probably puking it back up is not such a bad idea..
Grunion | April 29, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Almost ALMOST enough to get me to stop abusing drugs
ALMOST
timster | April 29, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Every time I see this hosebag I throw up in my mouth a little bit. This chick is just N A S T Y.
I’ll sign that petition…..hell, I’ll eat my keyboard if it means never having to look at this thing again…….there should be laws…
jrz | April 29, 2008 at 3:33 pm
that’s a tiny-assed bra.
Man, is she fucked up.
deacon jones | April 29, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Looks like her liver is already starting to engorge, she’s got 2-3 years left.
Good point people, where are all the U.S. bashers now thanking god they dont have to deal with Heidi Montag??????
FRIST!!! | April 29, 2008 at 3:33 pm
#19 Haha!!!
It would take much more for me..
Daniel | April 29, 2008 at 3:33 pm
That hair just blows my mind
FRIST!!! | April 29, 2008 at 3:38 pm
I’M SO GLAD I DON’T LIVE IN ENGLAND
Still think she looks like Janice from Friends..
ham | April 29, 2008 at 3:42 pm
lmao!! that shit cracked me up…”Aye, looks like rain, bloomin’ blokeys peanut butter with the Lucky Charms me done seen right’o with the telly. Crack san’wich, guv’nah?”
oh shit, my side still hurts…
sean | April 29, 2008 at 3:45 pm
25, So agree, OH MY GOD!!
But Superfish guy, Lucky Charms are Americans making fun of us Irish. How did that end up being English?!
NickiChick | April 29, 2008 at 3:57 pm
OOf …Amy Winehouse in a bikini top??
Why, yes, Virginia, Santa Claus DOES exist.
Danielle | April 29, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Actually, the gold “bra” she is wearing is a swimsuit. That’s okay, Superficial writer, I’m sure you don’t see that many bras on women on real life women.. ever.
chachou | April 29, 2008 at 4:01 pm
I think she’s hot.
…lol.
The Cockney Geezeress | April 29, 2008 at 4:03 pm
FUCK ME SENSELESS WITH A BROKEN BOTTLE – I am SO embarrassed to be British.
The Cockney Geezeress | April 29, 2008 at 4:03 pm
FUCK ME SENSELESS WITH A BROKEN BOTTLE – I am SO embarrassed to be British.
The Cockney Geezeress | April 29, 2008 at 4:03 pm
FUCK ME SENSELESS WITH A BROKEN BOTTLE – I am SO embarrassed to be British.
FRIST!!! | April 29, 2008 at 4:11 pm
#31-33 Wow, you Brits DO talk funny!!
X | April 29, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Is she constipated from all the crack? Whats with the bloat?
fo rizzle | April 29, 2008 at 4:15 pm
well, she looks healthier than what she has…but she’s gaining weight in all of the wrong places.
that’s what happens when you live off of mcdonalds and cigarettes.
tight lipped smiler | April 29, 2008 at 4:32 pm
She looks like a sick wormy puppy.
justifiable | April 29, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Good news is, when she OD’s she’ll have a head start on decomposition with that belly bloat. Kind of nice to see her get ahead of things for once.
Auntie Kryst | April 29, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Is Winehouse designing a line of kids clothes too??
Amy Whorehouse | April 29, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Will someone please kick this chain-smoking Jew cunt in the head?
Oscar The Slouch | April 29, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Damn! I want to put a baby in that right now!
Sapphire | April 29, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Is she pregnant or is that a tumor growing in her stomach? If neither, how is it possible someone be so disgustingly thin but yet fat at the same time?
Gemma | April 29, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Superfish, your British accent is fucking AMAZING.
But yeah, Amy Winehouse is my anti-drug.
A2M | April 29, 2008 at 5:42 pm
This is really one of the worst looking people I have ever seen, and I’m including Hogans daughter.
bvma | April 29, 2008 at 5:52 pm
you know Amy Winehouse is one of these grotesque beings you can just look at when you have a boner in a very unpleasant situation and want to get rid of it. its so good, seriously…it must be the reason god made her! i look at her and my little man gets all freaked out n hides for what its worth. its alright…she is gone. lets look at some pics of Leah Dizon instead…yeaah there we go
Sex Nuts & Retard Strong | April 29, 2008 at 5:54 pm
You know she’s skanky when Courtney Love’s cooch critters and Paris Hilton’s crabs won’t go near her. Even the herpes virus is saying “what the fuck! I’m not touching that shit”.
carx | April 29, 2008 at 6:04 pm
is her hair removable?
Cheese | April 29, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Come on, don’t you know. She’s starring in the Nottingham Hillbillies. Pete Doherty is going to play Jethro
Gawd, no | April 29, 2008 at 6:20 pm
OMG, it’s gravid!
Who would do such a thing!????????????
Lucy | April 29, 2008 at 6:24 pm
I see her tummy is bloating out nicely.
She’s looking more and more like those poor starving African babies everyday!