There’s an unspoken rule around here that, if I see something nasty, guess what? You guys have to see it too. Heart you! Here’s Amy Winehouse being playful for some paps outside her door. They apparently caught her off guard as she opened the door in her bra – then they stuck around! I didn’t know the blind were into celebrity photography? Anyway, Amy decided to play cute for the photogs and I imagine the conversation went something along these lines (Warning: Horrible attempt at British accent approaching):
“Ello, ello? You caught me in my knickers, plum right you did. Let me gets me shirt on. Alright much better. Fancy a rogering with me bean pie right fancy kitty kat with the magazine? Aye, looks like rain, bloomin’ blokeys peanut butter with the Lucky Charms me done seen right’o with the telly. Crack san’wich, guv’nah?”
Of course, I’m giving Amy the benefit of the doubt. She probably just chewed on a lamp post then jumped back inside through a closed window.
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is she pregnant?
pregnant with emotion.
she is a disgusting life form
No more shit from the Euros about ANYTHING here in the States.
You guys have this dipshit to answer for.
Nickers and blokes for all…
Photos/stories of her remind me of Rock Hudson-Doris Day movies as interpreted by Satan on acid.
Can we start a petition never to have Amy Winehouse on this site again? My eyes have spontaneously bled six times from the sight of her cocaine-addicted beehive.
hit that!
shez gorgeous rotten teeth and all
I think we’ve had enough of this skank.
And to think, she’s one of the richest people in England.
Possibly the ugliest woman on the entire planet!
Oh, #1 – still a loser.
Can’t wait to see her centerfold spread in MethBoy magazine.
amy crackhouse in general just reminds me of bett midler, when she was in the movie Rose.
haha.
that part where she’s drinking and singing and going “sex, drugs, and rock and roll!”
she’s like rizzo from grease on crack
fish i am sending you my doctors bill, you can not just spring these on us where are the little stars covering this train wreck and the not safe for anytime warning ????????
you have a heart of stone fish
This is Iggy Pop. This is Iggy Pop with tits. Any questions?
BTW, she’s not preggerz.
that’s a french fries baby
What did I just TELL YOU??????? I’m trying to eat my lunch here…although it is Burger King, so probably puking it back up is not such a bad idea..
Almost ALMOST enough to get me to stop abusing drugs
ALMOST
Every time I see this hosebag I throw up in my mouth a little bit. This chick is just N A S T Y.
I’ll sign that petition…..hell, I’ll eat my keyboard if it means never having to look at this thing again…….there should be laws…
that’s a tiny-assed bra.
Man, is she fucked up.
Looks like her liver is already starting to engorge, she’s got 2-3 years left.
Good point people, where are all the U.S. bashers now thanking god they dont have to deal with Heidi Montag??????
#19 Haha!!!
It would take much more for me..
That hair just blows my mind
I’M SO GLAD I DON’T LIVE IN ENGLAND
Still think she looks like Janice from Friends..
lmao!! that shit cracked me up…”Aye, looks like rain, bloomin’ blokeys peanut butter with the Lucky Charms me done seen right’o with the telly. Crack san’wich, guv’nah?”
oh shit, my side still hurts…
25, So agree, OH MY GOD!!
But Superfish guy, Lucky Charms are Americans making fun of us Irish. How did that end up being English?!
OOf …Amy Winehouse in a bikini top??
Why, yes, Virginia, Santa Claus DOES exist.
Actually, the gold “bra” she is wearing is a swimsuit. That’s okay, Superficial writer, I’m sure you don’t see that many bras on women on real life women.. ever.
I think she’s hot.
…lol.
FUCK ME SENSELESS WITH A BROKEN BOTTLE – I am SO embarrassed to be British.
FUCK ME SENSELESS WITH A BROKEN BOTTLE – I am SO embarrassed to be British.
FUCK ME SENSELESS WITH A BROKEN BOTTLE – I am SO embarrassed to be British.
#31-33 Wow, you Brits DO talk funny!!
Is she constipated from all the crack? Whats with the bloat?
well, she looks healthier than what she has…but she’s gaining weight in all of the wrong places.
that’s what happens when you live off of mcdonalds and cigarettes.
She looks like a sick wormy puppy.
Good news is, when she OD’s she’ll have a head start on decomposition with that belly bloat. Kind of nice to see her get ahead of things for once.
Is Winehouse designing a line of kids clothes too??
Will someone please kick this chain-smoking Jew cunt in the head?
Damn! I want to put a baby in that right now!
Is she pregnant or is that a tumor growing in her stomach? If neither, how is it possible someone be so disgustingly thin but yet fat at the same time?
Superfish, your British accent is fucking AMAZING.
But yeah, Amy Winehouse is my anti-drug.
This is really one of the worst looking people I have ever seen, and I’m including Hogans daughter.
you know Amy Winehouse is one of these grotesque beings you can just look at when you have a boner in a very unpleasant situation and want to get rid of it. its so good, seriously…it must be the reason god made her! i look at her and my little man gets all freaked out n hides for what its worth. its alright…she is gone. lets look at some pics of Leah Dizon instead…yeaah there we go
You know she’s skanky when Courtney Love’s cooch critters and Paris Hilton’s crabs won’t go near her. Even the herpes virus is saying “what the fuck! I’m not touching that shit”.
is her hair removable?
Come on, don’t you know. She’s starring in the Nottingham Hillbillies. Pete Doherty is going to play Jethro
OMG, it’s gravid!
Who would do such a thing!????????????
I see her tummy is bloating out nicely.
She’s looking more and more like those poor starving African babies everyday!