Amy Winehouse was spotted early this morning wandering around her apartment in nothing but jeans and a bra. She had spent the night partying with friends, but when Amy got home she seemed a bit out of it, according to a source for The Sun:
“Amy came out and started stumbling around. She popped her head over the fence like she was looking for something. It was freezing and she had no shoes and just a red bra. She was mumbling something incomprehensible. It wasn’t the behaviour of someone in the right state of mind.”
But a spokesperson for Amy Winehouse claims it’s all just a misunderstanding:
“Amy had been asleep and heard a noise. She went outside to investigate. She didn’t realise the time.”
I wonder if Amy Winehouse’s publicist is at the point where she just gives random excuses for Amy’s behavior. Why did your client ride a giraffe into a police station? She forgot to turn her oven off. Why did a bulldozer drop a pile of cocaine into Amy Winehouse’s mouth outside of a church? Uh, Babe Ruth. Why did Amy punch a pregnant woman at her last show? Tuna fish sandwich, I dunno. It’s because of the drugs, you bloody idiot! Why are you still calling me? I was replaced with a box of Cocoa Puffs last week. There was even a press conference. It was five full minutes of Amy dumping cereal on a stray cat which, I’ll admit, was by far the sanest thing I’ve seen her do.
Texas Tranny | December 3, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Scary……………..
Nice bra.
Cate | December 3, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Is she serious?
DD's | December 3, 2007 at 2:48 pm
She’s a fucking freak. Look at all those stupid tatoos on her body. Anyone that gets tatoos is a dumb-ass redneck that should be killed.
Superevil | December 3, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Just OD already.
IWONKY | December 3, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Tranny, Tranny, your face is a mess…
RichPort | December 3, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Dear Brits talking shit before, regarding “hot” Bristish chicks,
I present Exhibit A.
23apples | December 3, 2007 at 2:54 pm
I KNEW IT!!! “She” is actually a man!!!
C | December 3, 2007 at 2:54 pm
I didn’t take her as one to get a belly button ring… she has a scar to prove it though. Go figure.
Erica | December 3, 2007 at 2:54 pm
That’s terrifying.
Cowgirl's frightened o' zombies! | December 3, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Wow! On the plus side, she isn’t wearing much face makeup!?
G Man | December 3, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Hey is that you Pauly Shore..
fergernauster | December 3, 2007 at 2:56 pm
She has stretch marks on her boobies.
Wow.
Just… WOW.
Malffy Hernandes | December 3, 2007 at 2:57 pm
I never thought I’d say this but PUT THE MAKEUP BACK ON!!!
D. Richards (Whore.) | December 3, 2007 at 2:58 pm
Good god! What the fuck am I looking at? Male, female? Whatever it is, it’s not sexual. Just this fucking thing. I think it’s human. Is that a human-being? It must be. Seriously, is it? Human?
P.S. “Tats” make you cool! Real cool.
Cowgirl | December 3, 2007 at 2:58 pm
She really is messed up! Try outs for the Michael Jackson “Thriller” video were decades ago!?
Danklin24 | December 3, 2007 at 2:58 pm
od damn this girl is sexy. Move over Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, Amy Winehouse is a stone cold FOX! Look at those womanly curves and those fantastic breasts. Buildings have fallen due to this woman passing construction sites and workers getting distracted by her beauty. I just cant help myself. Must go spank monkey now.
holla@meh | December 3, 2007 at 2:59 pm
shes a mess. scary looking. cracked out. and is in desperate need of REHAB! “now amy, dont say no, no no.”
Jimbo | December 3, 2007 at 3:00 pm
That looks like a dude with little boobs.
#1hater | December 3, 2007 at 3:00 pm
gosh, she’s purty….
missj | December 3, 2007 at 3:00 pm
I went from picture to picture thinking that the writer of the site put up the worst one just to make it more dramatic. I think i’m like 0 for 127 now.
The rest of them are worse. Someone needs to help her. NOW. The thought of her looking over a fence mumbling stuff like a zombie cracks me the hell up though. and terrifies me all at once
MindRiot | December 3, 2007 at 3:02 pm
I cant wait for her 15 minutes to finally expire.
FRIST!!! | December 3, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Ew, I have that same bra..
fifi | December 3, 2007 at 3:03 pm
My God, someone please help her or something she looks in a right state. I feel kind of sorry for her. Hope she sorts herself out.
tbojangles | December 3, 2007 at 3:04 pm
im in love with th fact that she has a rosary mangled in her bra strap, classy.
Texas Tranny | December 3, 2007 at 3:05 pm
I’m sure it looks better on you.
Jimbo | December 3, 2007 at 3:05 pm
@22 FRIST, but your boobs are not that small and your face is not that ugly and you don’t look like a scank..
Texas Tranny | December 3, 2007 at 3:06 pm
I have the matching panties.
Jimbo | December 3, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Hey Cowgirl, Thriller was 25 years ago. Time flyes when you get old!!
Darnell | December 3, 2007 at 3:10 pm
She looks hotter here than with all the make-up. She needs to drop that douche Blake and get a new man. He’s no good for her.
lalaland | December 3, 2007 at 3:12 pm
#3 oh really, and why so? that was just dumb
where’s her bee hive to hide the coke??
Jimbo | December 3, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Hey FRIST you and TT and mix and match!!
Mike | December 3, 2007 at 3:13 pm
#22, Jimbo says, “@22 FRIST, but your boobs are not that small and your face is not that ugly and you don’t look like a scank..”
I think your boobs are just perfect and very very nice. And you are beautiful, even though he thinks, you are not that ugly.
I would do you in a hear beat FRIST.
By the way can I see you in that red bra FRIST?
DaBomb | December 3, 2007 at 3:14 pm
I must masturbate every time I see this woman. I so badly want to make sweet love to her. I bet she’s one fantastic fuck, trow you every way but off. I just jizzed all over myself.
my comment | December 3, 2007 at 3:15 pm
She’s cool.
Jimbo | December 3, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Hey Mike, I bet you have a better chance of seeing TT in that bra and matching panties than you do FRIST..
kking | December 3, 2007 at 3:18 pm
People should not even pay attentions to this loser. She is worthless
sevenandaswitchblade | December 3, 2007 at 3:18 pm
I wonder what Anne Heche, Robert Downey Jr. & Margot Kidder would think if they saw these pics…
“Ah, the good ol’ days. When being batshit meant you didn’t have to worry about stupid stuff like mental stability, being responsible for anything or even basic hygiene. Keep it up for as long as you can Amy, you gloriously dizzy bitch. Keep livin’ the dream!”
Texas Tranny | December 3, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Hey Jimbo,
What are you saying???????
LOL
Of course………, I’ve never hid the fact that I’ll drop trou, faster than Shitney eats a double cheese burger.
FRIST!!! | December 3, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Hey, did anyone notice the fact that she does not have that HIDEOUS beehive???
And Mike’s right, what do you mean jimbo “not that ugly”?
Jimbo | December 3, 2007 at 3:24 pm
How have you been TT? You have not been around much lately. I am glad you did not take that the wrong way..
Pixie | December 3, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Does anyone ever question the fact that “Yes,She WAS being prowled?” I mean, come on guys,do photographers hang out outside YOUR house at the wee hours of the morning? Maybe she was out of it, but it doesn’t account for the fact that dudes with cameras are chilling in front of her own home 24/7 on the off chance that they get a good photo for the tabloids.
lalaland | December 3, 2007 at 3:26 pm
#39 read my comment on #30
Jimbo | December 3, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Sorry FRIST, It came out wrong. You are HOT!!! and you have mail..
havoc | December 3, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Good God……
I hear she’s up for a part in the next Shawn of the Dead movie.
.
FRIST!!! | December 3, 2007 at 3:30 pm
#42 sorry, guess I was in lalaland..
Checking mail now
Texas Tranny | December 3, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Hey Jimbo,
I’ve been working and not fucking-off lately.
Don’t take this the wrong way……………, but i don’t give a shit what anybody says to me or about me on this site.
Jeff | December 3, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Ewwwww,
lalaland | December 3, 2007 at 3:35 pm
#45 i don’t think i gave you permission to come in, but thats okay.
Pixie Pearl | December 3, 2007 at 3:38 pm
#3….. guess that makes ME a dumb-ass redneck. Too bad I’m way cooler that you.
FRIST!!! | December 3, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Good one, lalaland.
#41 I was thinking that too. Wondering who the crap was there taking those photos. That’s just creepy.
Jimbo, I wrote you back..