Amy Winehouse thought to have tuberculosis (Neat.)

June 20th, 2008 // 70 Comments

Doctors believed Amy Winehouse was suffering from tuberculosis after she fainted in her home on Monday, but it turns out she’s just got a really bad chest infection and also an irregular heartbeat. Hmm, I wonder what could’ve caused these things. If only there was some clear cut, bright as day answer to why Amy Winehouse’s body is a walking unwrapped mummy of disease… Puzzling. The Daily Mail reports:

A close friend said: “Doctors are still struggling to control her heartbeat but the chest condition has been really worrying them. She’d been suffering horrible coughing fits and hurling up blood for a while but refused to be examined. Doctors are doing more tests to be certain. The last thing she needs is to be wheeled on stage. She needs a rest.”

This just in: Doctors have removed a Colombian drug mule from Amy’s left ventricle. How the donkey got in there will baffle the field of medicine for years to come. Until they figure out she uses really, really big drug needles. I’m talking these things have wheels, driver’s seat and passenger side airbags. Did I mention a DVD player for the kids? That too. Lease now for an affordable APR you won’t want to miss.*

*Subject to credit approval. Bring a tourniquet.

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  1. Juniper

    yummy

  2. Lola

    so disgusting…. what a freak of nature….. so talented yet so repulsive looking…. i’d be afraid to be anywhere in her presence, cuz i might get contaminated

  3. my comment

    Her hand in the second picture is freaking me out!

    It looks like it’s made of wax.

  4. Ted Kennedy's tumor

    TB is the least of this girls problem.

  5. It’s only a matter of time before the blog title reads..”Amy Winehouse Found Dead”.

  6. Ted from LA

    It’s time for Ted from LA to take a break from this site. Peace be with all of you and Amy Winehouse.

  7. TS

    This bitch is so fucked up that she is clearly mistaking her cheekbones for an ashtray. Can she please just die already? She was a flash in the pan and has no future. Novelty wore off a long time ago.

  8. Tom

    She’s a walking wreck and is really disgusting. And I’m getting tired of seeing her.

    Seriously, she’s just GROSS. Are there any other celebrities this site can focus on? There have to be. I’m thinking of cutting down my visits here just because I don’t want to see her hideous face anymore.

  9. mcbeef

    they should let it die.

  10. lulu

    I’m guessing that’s her dad holding her hand? they look alike…

  11. mcbeef-ier

    they should let it die, just like graziano’s parents should let him die.

  12. Auntie Kryst

    I figured her for a lunger..

  13. Binky

    See ya Ted.
    How many threads is a break ? ( I take periodic breaks myself)

  14. Jammy

    Can you actually smell images on your computer?

  15. havoc

    Diagnosis: crack is whack.

    .

  16. Mike

    She actually looks kind of hot in Pic 4. Love those legs

  17. sexy goat

    Mike likes hooves.

  18. ToTellTheTruth

    What a nasty looking piece of trash this bitch is. She probably has TB, VD, & AIDS combined, can’t believe she’s even STILL on the map..

  19. Isaac Mizrahi

    The was is definitely sitting on the ‘HIV’. She is just one nasty thing and plain ugly.

  20. Erik

    “The power of Christ compels you”……. “The power of Christ compels you”…….

  21. Ted from LA

    She looks beautiful and always will even if she is dead and rotten. Maggots crawling out the nose and eye sockets. Still hot to me. They could blow air through here empty skull and it would still sound like glorious music.

    This is how goddamn talented this Angel is.

  22. veggi

    I think we’ve found John Graziano’s future girlfriend…although she’ll probably try to make his head into a bong (he’s halfway there already).

  23. Ok, this isn’t funny anymore. The girl needs help. She is doing the “slow suicide”, and I don’t want to see that.

  24. veggi

    22- tacky fuckface trollmonger..

  25. Bill Clinton

    Even I think she’s human waste!
    And I slept with hillary!

  26. Randal

    This isn’t good news for the music industry or the industry in general.

    Although Amy has not been a white angel for awhile, no one deserves to catch such a deadly disease such as tuberculosis, even if there are cold hearted people in the world who would like to see Amy … I can’t even say it.

    Calling for a quick and healthy recovery Amy. Hope you’re back on your feet soon.

    Randal

  27. I’d love to lick her face and swallow whatever she coughs up.

  28. Grunion

    Fucking Winehouse giving crack a bad name.

  29. I’m with FRIST!!! So, lets cheer things up a bit with a jello wrestling gone bad story.. for no apparent reason at all..

  30. nipolian

    Looking at the last two pics………It’s nice to see that Joey Buttafuoco is there to comfort her during these bad times. Joey is a saint.

  31. veggi – that girl should have been arrested for appearing in public in a bikini.

  32. #28 that was actually pretty fuuny..

    But Crackhouse killing herself is NOT!!!!!!!

  33. fattuesdays

    DEAD IN A YEAR !!!!!!! MAybe sooner !!!!

  34. IgottaBeMeee

    Zombies Unite!

  35. gossipgal

    she needs some PROFESSIONAL ARTIST 4 THAT MAKE UP

  36. gossipgal

    she needs some PROFESSIONAL ARTIST 4 THAT MAKE UP

  37. gossipgal

    she needs some PROFESSIONAL ARTIST 4 THAT MAKE UP

  38. Mike

    I just shoveled a load of diarrhea into my mouth

  39. Stacie

    She’s just a girl. Why don’t you leave her ass alone and get a life of your own

  40. aja

    This poor woman is ill. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

  41. Nor Cal

    This chick is the most talented artist in decades! I dare all of you to listen to ‘Some Un-Holy War’ and ‘You Should be Stronger Than Me’ and not be blown away by this little, young body belting out soul meets pain! She should not be made fun of. She is an artist w/drama. Who ever is close to her needs to Mother her back to her best, if that’s even poss. anymore. My love goes out to you my dearest Amy!

  42. sharpeidude

    That’s not TB, it’s full blown AIDS. It’s only a matter of time before she enters the hospital and doesn’t come out. Anyone remember Eric “Eazy E” Wright and the suddeness of his death? This is playing out just like that.

  43. Die Talentless howling witch - noise maker

    This skanky dying whore can’t sing worth a fuck. Instead of a word being one note she mangles it into five just like the negro singers. So their is her “(what do the Ashkenazi call it?) uh schtick. Yeah her schtick. Schtick, that is an ugly fucking word. Ebonic German or something.
    Anyway, this lousy oxygen thief would be a complete unknown if she were not let’s say a “darling” of those who run the industry.
    Her songs are all garbage and so is she.
    I cannot wish an asshole who thinks of herself as a legend and beats on people while drunk (I would have knocked out another of her teeth).
    You deaf celebrety worshipping low lives can love her and the next pile of dog shit if you like. I prefer to listen to the talented and this she is not.
    Ta ta Amy

  44. mamadough

    since when the fuck does being a crackhead call for sympathy? this stupid bitch is choosing to destroy her body. if drugs haven’t rotted her out already, a now shitty immune system will finish the job. i could give a shit less if a self-destructive person succeeds. fuck em!

  45. Kim Lardassian

    Please let it be a FATAL strain of TB, PLEASE I’ll know there is a God if it is.
    Also talented? Hmmmm I’ve heard her music and really she’s not fucking talented at all, it’s like something mindless braid dead fools feel they have to say, but I don’t think talented at all. Sounds like a foghorn.

  46. Kim Lardassian

    Please let it be a FATAL strain of TB, PLEASE I’ll know there is a God if it is.
    Also talented? Hmmmm I’ve heard her music and really she’s not fucking talented at all, it’s like something mindless braid dead fools feel they have to say, but I don’t think talented at all. Sounds like a foghorn.

  47. One Word

    NASTY!

  48. hitler

    It’s not TB. She’s just going through the Vulcan ritual of Pon Far. Either that or she’s got a new strain of yuck.

  49. Anexio

    If I could just cream onto her zit filled cheek I could die a happy man.

    Damn, she’s hot!

  50. .....................................VISA?

    ..WHY ARE HER HANDS ORANGE????

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