Amy Winehouse can’t be doing what I think she’s doing
So, yeah, if that’s not Amy Winehouse peeing while standing up, I don’t know what is. This explains what she was adjusting in those bikini pics from last week. I almost feel bad for her “boyfriend” Joshua Bowman who was looking for some free publicity to boost his acting career. And by almost feel bad I mean I’ve been pointing at my monitor and laughing for the past ten minutes straight.
But, seriously, at the end of the day, is anyone really surprised to find out Amy Winehouse has a penis? With all the drugs she’s done, I’d bet money there’s another one down there. And it’s shaped like a stegosaurus.