Amy Winehouse can’t be doing what I think she’s doing

January 9th, 2009 // 72 Comments

So, yeah, if that’s not Amy Winehouse peeing while standing up, I don’t know what is. This explains what she was adjusting in those bikini pics from last week. I almost feel bad for her “boyfriend” Joshua Bowman who was looking for some free publicity to boost his acting career. And by almost feel bad I mean I’ve been pointing at my monitor and laughing for the past ten minutes straight.

But, seriously, at the end of the day, is anyone really surprised to find out Amy Winehouse has a penis? With all the drugs she’s done, I’d bet money there’s another one down there. And it’s shaped like a stegosaurus.

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  1. Robyn

    Okay, guys. I don’t know what those dickweeds over at DARE are trying to teach you kids these days, but smoking crack does NOT cause spontaneous penises… peni.

  2. amy tucker

    Amy Winehouse is a musical goddess. So talented… just heading down the road that all music greats take. Think about it!!!

  3. amy tucker

    Amy Winehouse is a musical goddess. So talented… just heading down the road that all music greats take. Think about it!!!

  4. She has an operating little “FLUTE”, folks?

  5. Amy Winehouse

    Your fuckstock is assprone, nutcocker.

  6. confused

    Can someone please tell me how this extremely unattractive person is famous? I have listened to her sing and consider her a second rate talent. She sings every song in the same negro blues style. Why is an english (jew, whatever) dialect morphed into american negro? I don’t get it. Oh, it’s called shtick right. That’s when you fool the public by emphasizing your weak strength strongly enough that it becomes all you have and hopefully the mindless masses will be suckered into buying it.

    Yeah I wish she would just go away and do more crack.
    She sure is ugly.

  7. simplicity

    k… she’s not peeing.. lame header on this post.

    i feel sorry for his dick. He’s too young… tell me he wears a condom all day, every day

  8. beezy

    she looks like dustin hoffman in hook…

    Hook? Is that you??

    -Peter

  9. STevec

    who cares…let her take a piss….i’d piss in a snowbank after too many beers….why the f*ck should anyone care if Amy has to take a leak???? if a woman can stand up and urinate, then go for it.

  10. If she isn’t peeing why is she tilted up on the ball off her foot?

  11. Alex

    she is not peeing!!
    By the way, I wonder if it is possible to do that, I’m tired of having to look for a bathroom eveytime I’m out on the street and I want to pee, so unfair that guys can just whip it out and go behind the bushes. I want equality!

  12. Sweet

    MY EYES…..MY EYES!!!! Yuck…is she pregnant? She was looking like she was about to barf…like I just did when I saw her in a bikini.

  13. eRRoR-oPeRaToR

    there is no piss.. and if you think about it logically.. wouldn’t she have to MOVE THE SHORTS?

  14. Don

    totally fucking awesome.

  15. That’s nasty as all hell. Shortest career ever?

  16. SAMANTHA

    Maybe she learned to pee from that class at stand2pee.com (http://www.stand2pee.com) ! Someone told me that Madonna took that class too.

  17. Caroline

    She can’t be really peeing, It’s impossible.

  18. Krakatoa Pete

    I think she’s vomiting blood.

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  22. It’s like it either (heaving probably because she looks in the mirror tilt saw) or something and he (like his career looking for is dropped). How long has this woman on holiday? I feel like forever. Whilst these pics vacant eyes, I think we generally stumbling around London to see scenes beehived it is a waste of space better than a tatooed, and her singing is amazing how I am sick of hearing wonderful .

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