Amy Winehouse collapsed in her home today while “doing admin” (Read: A high-top sneaker stuffed with blow.) when she suffered a fainting spell and was caught by her assistant. She quickly recovered and is resting at a private hospital for precautionary measures, according to BBC News:
Her manager’s assistant was able to stop her falling and Winehouse’s father, Mitch, escorted her to hospital “as a precaution”, the spokesman said.
Doctors are unsure as to the cause of the incident and the star may be kept in hospital overnight for observation.
The 24-year-old had been signing autographs for Canadian fans who had been waiting outside her house all day, her spokesman said.
“Doctors are unsure as to the cause of the incident.” Really? Because I’m pretty sure it was a shitload of drugs. I don’t have a Ph.D., but I think I’ve got this one figured out. So how bout letting me give surgery a crack? True, I’ve got really shaky hands from drinking too much coffee, but I don’t think that should stop us. Wait, hold on, I’m blacking out from the narcolepsy. …. And we’re back. Scalpel!
NOTE: The above pic is Amy waiting for the ambulance to show up while her Canadian fan screams with joy and, I’ll assume, debilitating alcoholism.
bernie | June 16, 2008 at 3:23 pm
What?! But she’s seemed so together!
Chupacabra | June 16, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Holy shit, has she bathed?
Deacon Jones | June 16, 2008 at 3:29 pm
That girl in Pic 2 looks like she’s reacting to giving a hand job for the first time
Kirk | June 16, 2008 at 3:29 pm
wait…she’s 24?!?
She looks like she is about 40, but in truth a year younger than me?
what do we learn here kids? That if you smoke crack, you will age to an old crone almost instantly.
deacon jones | June 16, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Well, don’t you guys agree? Isn’t this most womens reaction? Maybe I should try enlargment pills and a shower to get that smegma off.
havoc | June 16, 2008 at 3:35 pm
By fainting, do they mean “O.D.’d”?
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PunkA | June 16, 2008 at 3:36 pm
She looks like the Crypt Keepers new lady already. Just let her go, and let them be together now. She is death warmed over and plain nasty.
Jiff | June 16, 2008 at 3:37 pm
#6 bitches!
seth | June 16, 2008 at 3:37 pm
No way! Who could have seen this coming?
FRIST!!! | June 16, 2008 at 3:41 pm
“Doctors are unsure as to the cause”
Socialized medicine at its best.
Vote for the n i g g e r and this is what you’ll be forced to use for medical care.
FRIST!!! | June 16, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Debilitating alcoholism? I’m not sure what that means, but if it causes people to scream for joy at Amy Crackhouse, maybe I will slow down on my drinking a bit..
Cash | June 16, 2008 at 3:44 pm
The weight of that damned god awful wig finally snapped her crack-weakened frame like a toothpick. Saw that one coming.
FRIST!!! | June 16, 2008 at 3:45 pm
#10….go back to your hole, it’s funny you trolled me at the exact same time I was commenting though. Your timing is…..well pretty stupid actually..
Deacon Jones | June 16, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Damn it. I was hoping for a better reaction to #3.
@ #5
You forgot to capitalize.
Randal | June 16, 2008 at 3:51 pm
This is a horrible way to start posting this week. Even the dark clouds outside pale in comparison to this event in Amy’s life.
I hope you have a quick recovery and are back on the healthy road in quick order. Praying for you and your family.
Randal
XxYyZz | June 16, 2008 at 3:53 pm
“#10….go back to your hole, it’s funny you trolled me at the exact same time I was commenting though. Your timing is…..well pretty stupid actually..’
Anyone who is so proud of their internet name/secret alter-ego that they get all crybabyish and whiney when someone dares to troll them, well, these are the sorts of people who should be fed to hungry leeches.
FRIST, no one honestly cares whether it’s you or your “troll”. You are highly unimportant. Also, your troll is usually funnier than you. But please, post more comments because all of your fans are waiting to hear your witty quips!
havoc | June 16, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Is she dead yet?
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Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 16, 2008 at 3:57 pm
#10 – In all fairness, there are 1.5 white people and .5 black people running for President.
Famous Plastic | June 16, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Damn. Amy’s looking a lot like a horse-faced Gollum nowadays. Drugs certainly don’t make you pretty
sportsdvl | June 16, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Actually #16 – you have it backwards. Anyone who’s life is so pathetic they have to troll someone is a complete and utter douche bag. Those types of people are even worse than some of the idiotic celebs that get bashed on this site. If my life is ever so pathetic I have to pretend to be someone else – then shoot me (or, force me to look at another god-awful pic of Amy Crackhouse naked again. Damn you Fish!)
Sue | June 16, 2008 at 4:00 pm
#10 – try to be more precise; something like “half sandnigger”
XxYyZz | June 16, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Sorry FRIST, I am just an ass face and have to hide behind some made up screen name. If I had a pair of balls, I would have used my real name so you would know who I am. Again sorry, my mommy made me a big pussy..
XxYyZz | June 16, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Sorry FRIST- I’m just cranky because my herpes are flaring up.
Jimbo | June 16, 2008 at 4:03 pm
I thought I would take a moment to describe myself to all of the fine Superficial readers. I am a kind and soft spoken kind of a gal. My ass is really stretched out from years of 2 litre pepsi bottles but I am proud to say I do still have some feeling down there. My breasts were small but then I had them enlarged to a very ripe 38dd and all of the boys have a grand old time playing with them. Did I forget to mention I am also:
A really big cock sucker?
I love to play with my uncle Ned?
I am on the national registry for sex offenders?
I like it when you do that special pepsi thing to me?
I only charge $14 an hour?
I can throw in my sister for an extra $5
Keep tuned to this web site for many many more Jimbo facts to come.
steve | June 16, 2008 at 4:04 pm
#20 – Yeah, hen-pecking people in every thread for writing “first”, that’s just a bundle of originality and humor. If my life is ever that pathetic, please call me “sportsdvl” and talk to me about your teh ghey sports fantasy league.
Amy's Anus | June 16, 2008 at 4:11 pm
pfffft…PTHPPTHBPTHBPTHBPHBPTHB…PBRRRRBRBRBRB….squirt…squirt…PLOBPLOBPLBOPPLBO!!! FARRRT!!!…pfft…
(wipe)
(wipe)
(wipe)
(wi..PPHTPHTOPHTPHTPHTPHTPHTPHT…PLOP PLOP
PLOP…pfffft…bloop…bloop…bleep…
PTHPTPHTPHTPHT!!!!!
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 16, 2008 at 4:11 pm
I like the fighting more than this lame death watch. In fact, you’re all pussies unfit for even a whiff of Danielle’s snatch stench.
That’s right ladies, the gloves have hit the ice…
oh, the witty repartee | June 16, 2008 at 4:15 pm
FRIST: Who wants to get drunk?
Jimbo: I do! What are we drinking?
veggi: I’m still hung over, so yeah, let’s drink!
(repeat)
Jimbo | June 16, 2008 at 4:15 pm
@24 You’re so funny you douche bag troll.
ghost of TS | June 16, 2008 at 4:20 pm
*gasp*
Not just “douche” but also “bag”!
Oh no you di’nt!
*snaps*
Auntie Kryst | June 16, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Grunion, is there anything you can do about that crazy canuck in pic 2??
sportsdvl | June 16, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Just don’t say “first”!!!
I’m sad that Michael Strahan retired. I always picked him for my fantasy team. IN his football pants he has the bestest bulge EVA and his front tooth gap is nothing if not a sexual come-on! Imma splooge jus thinkin bout it!!!
Dr. Phil | June 16, 2008 at 4:25 pm
I’m going to guess it’s eastern equine encephalitis. I mean, is that a horseface or what?
p0nk | June 16, 2008 at 4:25 pm
apparently Frist has rebuffed somebody’s internet advances.
FRIST!!! | June 16, 2008 at 4:25 pm
#28 that’s not at all how it goes ok maybe it is stop being an asshole though cause you suck cookiemonster’s balls..
Jimbo | June 16, 2008 at 4:28 pm
#32 – SCORE!
*chest bump*
*mutual fondling*
*espn*
mike | June 16, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Frist doesn’t rebuff anybody’s advances. Hence the bastard daughter.
Ted from LA | June 16, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Kids, let’s stop the fighting.
It’s too bad we treat our horses (Barbaro and Eight Belles) better than our people.
Pete Doherty | June 16, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Bugger off, Mommy Ted. Like #27 said, the only excitement here is the fighting. The stories suck Amy’s arm-cut pus.
mike | June 16, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Although, I guess I don’t have much room to talk. I am trying to create my own Centaurus.
moderator | June 16, 2008 at 4:39 pm
^^^^^ = Frist trolling.
NY Ted | June 16, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Yep…that’s what happens when you have a crack pipe permanently glued to your lips…!
Meyeraustin | June 16, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Jeezus, bitch, just die already.
Amy | June 16, 2008 at 5:12 pm
You’re kidding me, you guys talk about drinking as if it’s a big deal? Jesus, somebody give me a fuckin speedball, I just met the lamest grown-up teenagers ever.
FRIST!!! | June 16, 2008 at 5:18 pm
#44 Let’s hang out.
Feces Collector (I like the corn) | June 16, 2008 at 5:20 pm
I am so going to celebrate when this whore dies.
And yeah, the trolls here are more entertaining than the irregular regulars (losers).
Mike Hawk | June 16, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Fruit Bat
mimi | June 16, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Praying for Amy.
Harry Ballzack | June 16, 2008 at 7:33 pm
@24 Jimbo – I’d pay you $5 bucks to watch you throw your sister in there -
that’s gotta hurt :p
spiritkittykat | June 16, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Riiiight…”private hospital” for “cautionary” measures…otherwise known as…rehab! Again!
Why won’t his ‘thing’ just DIE!
Or is she already dead? I can’t tell. I really can’t tell.
Huh!?