Amy Winehouse got stuck in a traffic jam over the weekend and decided to wander out of her car. So, not only were these people at a freaking stand still, they had to look at a half-naked bridge troll. Ha! England’s cool. The Daily Mail reports:
Not content to sit patiently in her car, the Rehab singer roamed the motorway, giving drivers more than they bargained for as she went from car to car in an effort to scrounge a lighter for her cigarette to pass the time.
At one point she pulled up her purple vest to bare her midriff as she did a spot of sun baking while leaning on the bonnet of a car.
During all this commotion, one of Amy’s fans approached her for an autograph and the look on Amy’s face is just priceless. There’s no way that’s not a look that says “Holy crap, I’m not invisible?! Now would be a good time to throw my feces.”
Thanks to Karen who would’ve chucked a Hobbit at Amy to preserve the peace.
EDIT: Added pics of Amy running around with her shirt off at her destination. Hold on, my penis just sent me an e-mail. It reads “I quit.” Quit what? Not getting touched by girls! HA HA! BURN! I’m freaking incredible.
All jokes aside – this lady is soooooooo talented I hope something reels her back to reality before it’s too late.
HAHAHAHAHAHA ……….. Thank You fish !!!!!
Gawd Damn I needed a Monday morning laugh !!! HAHAHAHAHA ………
That last pic looks like she belongs waaaaaay back in the hills of West Virgina.
“Pa ! Git in heer !! Baby-Gurl izz on the telefone”
I absolutely got nuthin – I can’t stop laughing long enough to think of anything. You haters miss the enormous opertunity to LOL IRL
(Laugh 0ut Loud In Real Life)
STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! I CANNOT TAKE ANYMORE AMY WINEHOUSE! MY EYES HURT SOOO MUCH. PLEASE STOP!
there are no words
My penis just sent me an e-mail. It reads “I quit.”…pure effing comedy gold, guv’nah.
Such a waste of talent. She isn’t long for this world..
My whore life revolves around this woman. She is a female Bachus to me – a living goddess. Her talent is cosmic/radiant/otherworldly NAH just kidding. I hope she dies soon. I hate her and her voice is nasty and boring and her lyrics are immature and decadent. She is stupid. Let’s face it. She is dumb. Die already skank.
Judging by her arms it looks like this time she tried to smoke the cat. In all fairness though, she did warn said kitty it would be advisable to leave.
God, she is so ill. She was so beautiful and talented and now she’s putting it all to waste.
http://britmusicscene.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/amy-winehouse-fat-thin.jpg
Before, she was shapely, vivacious and healthy. Now she looks so, so unwell. I hope her parents see these pictures and force her into rehab where she belongs, until she has sorted herself out again……
:-(
LEAVE AMY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!
I´VE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY UGLIER THAN SHE IS…FUCKIN YUCK!!!
I´VE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY UGLIER THAN SHE IS…FUCKIN YUCK!!!
I´VE NEVER SEEN ANYBODY UGLIER THAN SHE IS…FUCKIN YUCK!!!
Why is anything this crackhead does newsworthy? She looks like Keith Richards in drag
Fish, you keep forgetting the NSFW tag on the Amy Winehouse photos.
So…….she’s cutting now……….it’s only a matter of time………..
17. Not funny you dumb shit.
Jeebus, on page 2, picture #2, she has a HUGE coke bloat. She must reek of fresh-cut flowers….phew.
I think at this point the only thing that could save her would be Tom Petty personally singing ‘Refugee’ to her at her deathbed…
She’s the result of when Keith Richards fucks a concentration camp survivor.
Only logical explanation for this wretched creature’s existence. Yep, she used to be hot now she’s not cuz she’s gonna rot.
God where did this hack develop that clownish voice? Is she – an English jew- really trying to fool anyone other than fools with that noise-maker? What? Most people (common) are fools? Oh OK.
I hope she loses more weight and get’s really really rich!
Go Amy (to Hell)!
poor woman …poor human being :((( i dont even want to make fun of her cause i feel so sorry for her :(((((
Amy Winehouse? More like Amy Crackhouse.
i used to think britney was going to die soon. but, it looks like she may be on the road to recovery. winehouse though, she just keeps getting worse. she is obviously into cutting and other forms of self mutilation with the cigarette burns.
unless she gets her shit together quick, she will be dead in about a year or 2 at the most.
just a ghastly broad!!
wholey fuck she’s allowed to drive a car?
Man, my eyes hurt now… Where’s that fork?
I won a Grammy!
I though the concentration camps had been closed.
if you put that thing on here.. where there is more important and funnier things to put up…
Just … just don’t do it again or I’ll have to gouge out your eyeballs with an ice cream scoop okay! Quit reporting on Amy Whorehouse!
Wow it’s amazing what gets reported like it’s news in today’s gossip blog scene. I’ve done this on the freeway. It’s a non-event. If you’re stuck in gridlocked traffic without a lighter you ask your neighbors for a light, am I right?
PS: Here Amy flosses her zombie look with self slashed arms clearly a Sid Vicious reference!
It looks like now she’s burning herself with cigarettes and cutting herself. My, God, she needs help!! Why doesn’t somebody help this poor soul?!!
god DAMN I can smell her from HERE!
Drugs are bad, Mmmmkay?
What happens when a meth lab explodes inside of a barn/chicken farm?
Taadaah! Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you Ms. Amy Winehouse…..
Prime example, photo #1; Baaakahh…. Nuff said
attention seeker, exhibit A.
FUCKING HELL, SO GROSS. UGLY. EW. FUCKING UP.
those are just smack scabs,when u do opiates you get hella itchy and just do the itchy and scratchy show btwn nodding and sometimes hucking depending on how good the dope is.i bet she got some good stuff!
Why has no one ever mentioned how obvious it is that Amy Winehouse is a Male? He/she is so obviously a transvestite or so apparently born a man & know transformed into a female for the career. Is everyone that blind?
Why has no one ever mentioned how obvious it is that Amy Winehouse is a Male? He/she is so obviously a transvestite or so apparently born a man & know transformed into a female for the career. Is everyone that blind?
who ever took the time out to say anything negative about this woman was either homosexual, gigantic or bothe . definently a person with no life or self esteem who has nothing better with there time or life ”person of no importance” . get a life stop
who ever took the time out to say anything negative about this woman was either homosexual, gigantic or bothe . definently a person with no life or self esteem who has nothing better with there time or life ”person of no importance” . get a life stop
who ever took the time out to say anything negative about this woman was either homosexual, gigantic or bothe . definently a person with no life or self esteem who has nothing better with there time or life ”person of no importance” . get a life stop