Amy Winehouse got stuck in a traffic jam over the weekend and decided to wander out of her car. So, not only were these people at a freaking stand still, they had to look at a half-naked bridge troll. Ha! England’s cool. The Daily Mail reports:
Not content to sit patiently in her car, the Rehab singer roamed the motorway, giving drivers more than they bargained for as she went from car to car in an effort to scrounge a lighter for her cigarette to pass the time.
At one point she pulled up her purple vest to bare her midriff as she did a spot of sun baking while leaning on the bonnet of a car.
During all this commotion, one of Amy’s fans approached her for an autograph and the look on Amy’s face is just priceless. There’s no way that’s not a look that says “Holy crap, I’m not invisible?! Now would be a good time to throw my feces.”
Thanks to Karen who would’ve chucked a Hobbit at Amy to preserve the peace.
EDIT: Added pics of Amy running around with her shirt off at her destination. Hold on, my penis just sent me an e-mail. It reads “I quit.” Quit what? Not getting touched by girls! HA HA! BURN! I’m freaking incredible.
Mercutio | May 12, 2008 at 11:46 am
FIRST!
She needs rehab and needs to eat, poor woman.
Chuck | May 12, 2008 at 11:47 am
Why the fuck are we stuck with this zombie crack whore? At least Britney at one time was yummy to look at? Noone likes a crackwhore stop covering her.
It's me Fuckers | May 12, 2008 at 11:47 am
holy fuck she is fugly
britney's weave | May 12, 2008 at 11:51 am
this is great and all, but tmz has pics of megan fox topless (censored). can we get those uncensored here, mr. fish?
Captain-Insano | May 12, 2008 at 11:52 am
Is there a more vile and disgusting looking being on this entire planet. Its like a cosmic convergance of ugly. Bad teeth, monkey mouth, awful hive hair, knobby knees, elbows you could stab someone with, bad skin, horrible tattoos, various self inflicted cuts…..Ugh.
Jimbo | May 12, 2008 at 11:52 am
I would love to lick up and down her left arm.
marfmonkey | May 12, 2008 at 11:52 am
Is she starting to cut herself or what?
Do_FreeBird | May 12, 2008 at 11:53 am
This is no longer very funny.
Look at her left arm in the first picture. Multiple cuts, most deep enough so that they should have some kind of dressing on them, they also look like they’re fresh/scratched and still bleeding.
Also a dark red circular mark that is no doubt a cigerette tip being pressed against her skin.
She’s very sick. Someone who is close to her HAS to intervene. If not them, I’m sure the british have some means of involuntary evaluation/treatment.
And I bet there are ass holes right now typing that their first like it’s the most important thing they have going. That’s almost a pathetic as these pics of Winehouse.
dude_on_a_wire | May 12, 2008 at 11:55 am
I think we’ve hit the wall on Amy sightings. The shock factor isn’t what it once was – I’m waiting for a crack whore organization to publicly distance themselves with a presser any day now.
Mercutio | May 12, 2008 at 11:56 am
to Comment no. 4 “agree11″
Stop telling us about your stupid fucking site by way of hiding it in relevant material.
I could bet that Amy wouldn’t be on Wealthy Romance.com because she’s so far lost in herself that I doubt she sits at a computer.
So go tell someone who’s interested, try the City or something, fool.
sportsdvl | May 12, 2008 at 11:57 am
The ugliest creature on the face of the planet (Sorry Tina Turner – you have been dethroned).
Oh, #1 – yep – still a loser.
Jimbo | May 12, 2008 at 11:59 am
@7 You are one sick troll!!
mike | May 12, 2008 at 12:00 pm
I bet she fucks like a psychotic monkey (like Frist when she has PMS, which seems like 99.99% of the time).
Auntie Kryst | May 12, 2008 at 12:02 pm
What no car lighter?? This crackhead just begs for attention, her 15 minutes are up.
Mercutio | May 12, 2008 at 12:04 pm
9. Do_FreeBird –
The fact that you took the time to write about who claims “First” on here says more about you than the people that actually write it.
veggi | May 12, 2008 at 12:05 pm
so…which tattoo is covering over her Auschwitz number?
sla | May 12, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Somebody give her a sandwich.
colin | May 12, 2008 at 12:07 pm
i know why there was a traffic jam, look at the cars! they’re all on the wrong side of the road! duhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jumpin_J | May 12, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Damn it, Fish, you just made me hurl over my morning’s presentation to the board. My future’s screwed. Game over, man. Game over!
NastyBedazzler | May 12, 2008 at 12:08 pm
hmmmm, yeah she’s lookin’ real good.
mike | May 12, 2008 at 12:11 pm
My goat fucks like a psychotic monkey. I have to hold on to her her horns and she drags me all around the barn. It is all I can do to last 8 seconds.
Ted from LA | May 12, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Those scratches on her arm are from mushroom hunting. Nothing more.
mike | May 12, 2008 at 12:12 pm
And by “goat” of course I mean Frist.
Randal | May 12, 2008 at 12:12 pm
If she could lose another 30 to 50 pounds, I’d marry this vision of lovliness.
The cutting marks on her arm means she loves me that deeply in return. I love you Amy and that gorgeous face, but you drop that butter before I munch your muffin.
Randal
Julian | May 12, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Whenever I see this chick she reminds me of a cocked up Elvira. That in itself is both a turn on and a disappointment. . . Just like your dad! ooohh snap! I just totally burned you. I said your said turns me on but disappoints me in bed. haha, you got burned. . . .wait. . . . I mean your mom
Famous Plastic | May 12, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Good god, she is looking lovelier with each passing day!
veggi | May 12, 2008 at 12:25 pm
@17- good morning moron..
Whats his ass sure would be happy to see that her self hairdye job worked out so well..
jack | May 12, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Come on Amy, if you are in fact cutting yourself, press down just a wee bit harder. Come on Amy Wamy, I know you can do it, yes I do, boo boo boo…
max | May 12, 2008 at 12:28 pm
SHE NEEDS TO SHOWER AND NEEDS MAKEOVER!!!
ph7 | May 12, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Hey, she’s got a flat stomach.
Grunion | May 12, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Great way to start of the week.
On the bright side there are topless Megan Fox pictures over at Dlisted.
Don’t say I never did nothing for ya
John Castellan | May 12, 2008 at 12:46 pm
I would hit that, that’s for sure.
Bman | May 12, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Amy is HOT ! ,,,,, Hot from her Infection
I want her!,,,,,,,,,,,gone
I would do her…..I mean “do her” like I would take a .45 and shoot her in the fuckin head if she was ever close enough to touch me…..better 20 years in jail then whatever crotch eating disease she would give me.
K | May 12, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Mmmm, sorry Mercutio. I’ve got to back up “Do freebird” on this one. It’s one thing to post a comment. But if your day revolves around whether you’re the first one to post, all so you revel purely in the fact that you’re first? That’s pretty damn sad.
HuckyDucky | May 12, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Not funny any more. Tragic.
mcbeef | May 12, 2008 at 12:54 pm
fucking nasty.
and fat too.
Vince Lombardi | May 12, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Here’s an idea: Someone mail these photos to Lily Munster Light and see if she actually recognizes herself. Maybe she’ll get so scared, she’ll actually do something about the way she looks.
Nah…………………
crabby old guy | May 12, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Maybe Perry Como and Doris Day weren’t so bad, after all.
Fumus | May 12, 2008 at 1:12 pm
I love Amy! She rules. Her life must be awesome. Her days are like…wakeup, wait sorry, that’s not right…still awake from last night’s coke binge, the sun’s up…must be morning, smoke crack rocks, woops those aren’t crack rocks it’s just some chunks of dry wall from that hole in the wall from when I punched it last night wasted.
james | May 12, 2008 at 1:12 pm
gosh would you please stop posting pics of her, this makes me vomit all over my laptop!
Kim Lard-ass-ian | May 12, 2008 at 1:21 pm
She’s such an attention seeker, coyly peeking at the paps for a photo op. If coverage of this freak stopped then maybe she’d get the help she desperately needs. Yeah yeah I know by even commenting I am feeding in to it.
Kim Lard-ass-ian | May 12, 2008 at 1:21 pm
She’s such an attention seeker, coyly peeking at the paps for a photo op. If coverage of this freak stopped then maybe she’d get the help she desperately needs. Yeah yeah I know by even commenting I am feeding in to it.
havoc | May 12, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Yeah, for real, stop with the Amy photos.
I personally don’t care if the bitch draws another breath…….
.
FRIST!!! | May 12, 2008 at 1:26 pm
She looks like the dude from “Into the Wild” at the very end..
mike | May 12, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Some guy did what to you where?
sharpeidude | May 12, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Why is this fucking skag newsworthy?
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 12, 2008 at 1:41 pm
She’s just researching for her upcoming role on Trainspotting 2.
gerard Vandenberg | May 12, 2008 at 2:02 pm
I can indeed imagine when you’re relaxed driving your and this THING shows up, THE PEDAL GOES RIGHT AWAY TO THE METAL!!
tunaskroodle | May 12, 2008 at 2:21 pm
the rat’s nest hair, the teeth (or lack of), the bloating malnutrition belly…so hot!
Superevil | May 12, 2008 at 2:27 pm
This is bullshit, if she was any kind of addict worth her salt she’d be dead by now, what a fucking pussy.