Amy Winehouse still walks among the living

August 15th, 2008 // 93 Comments

A surprisingly immune to overdose Amy Winehouse went on her daily drinking binge last night and in the process managed to assault an innocent bystander. Apparently an older woman was concerned for Amy’s health and stopped to talk to her. Fearing that her drugs might be in danger, Amy’s survival instincts kicked in, according to The Sun:

Amy lashed out at the middle-aged woman – giving her a hard slap and screaming: “Let f***ing go of me, d***head.”
As she walked away, Amy carried on shouting at her victim, calling her a “f***ing bitch”.

Amy then quickly scaled a fire escape where she attempted to breast feed a bag of crack. British authorities are calling it “the most heinous act of terror since that time Amy peed on a fire hydrant.”

Thanks to Helena who reminds everyone that Amy Winehouse won’t enter your house unless you invite her in. Also, she can’t cross bodies of water so, HA, England! In your face!

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  1. michele

    I feel really bad for her. Look at her, she knows what she is doing to herself. And yet she keeps on doing it… Like she wants to die. I find it really sad.

  2. She's a fake mass marketed for the common whore

    I am not really sure what the mindset is of those who have more than a passing interest in this abomination would be. She sings poorly and is wholly unoriginal.
    I wonder what percentage of those same people listen to classical music and progressive jass would be? (I would imagine miniscule)

  3. Mick Crisler

    Wino, in a word, scuzzy….

  4. my comment

    What gets me are the discolorations of her skin. She’s taken on a orange-ish cadaver tone. Particularly in the elbow, hand and leg regions.

  5. iamcaptainmorgan

    I look at that and all I can hear is this phrase from the old Mortal Kombat games: “Finish Her!”

  6. YoYo

    Has anyone noticed how this idiot can’t afford some new fucking shoes! ugh!

  7. mimi

    praying for Amy

  8. TheForecastMachine

    Disgusting. Simply disgusting.

  9. so much betta

    amy winehouse is the white woman of all the white supremicists dreams. here’s your white superiority! sexxxy!

  10. noel

    Destitute horse

  11. Ted from LA

    Praying for mimi and wishing she’d come blow me while we wait for her prayers for Amy to come true. Just sayin’ mimi.

    Alright, mimi, on a more serious note, Amy is in big fucking trouble. Look at these photos. If you really care about her, it is time to drop the fake “praying” bullshit. Go grab her by the hair and force her into treatment. She needs to go back to rehab, I say yes, yes, yes.

  12. Gomez

    “praying for Amy”

    LMAO!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Earth to mimi…

    Haven’t you noticed? The more you pray for her, the worse she gets. You might as well break out your book of black magic and cast spells. LMAO! Prayer, VooDoo, Witchcraft, Wizardry, Black Magic, Demons, Devils, more Prayer…You wouldn’t happen to be a member of the Adams Family, would you?

  13. mimi (annoyed)

    Maybe if we could all be positve and repectful of an enormously talented person for a change. This girl is the greatest star to ever shine in the musical firmament and her light is fading. Why can’t we all ask God what we may not be doing right to keep our angel here on this world and not to be taken from us to soon?

  14. jhg

    I’d hit that

  15. Just Dick

    Scariest human EVER.

  16. Laaame & dull comments thus far I must point out. So anyone curious who the underage looking black girl is and what do they want us to think by walking with there hands connected by a painfully naive looking young woman? The man holding her hand looks like he just did an 8-ball!

  17. mimi

    I give up on you scum bags. I’m going to lube up my dildo now while listening to Amy’s music. Love to all, you mother fuckers!

  18. incest_trailer_trash

    inbred dirty @ss trash. candidate for the jerry springer show with the rest of yall dirty @ss m-f’ers! be proud!

  19. The Ghost of Lady Di says...

    Amy would be one fuckin wild night of sex, drugs and all holes open for service, no waiting…Excellent.
    Oh, and Laracroftsmole…anyone from London needs to be ashamed. Period.

  20. Me One

    EEEEUUUUW, SHES UGLY!!!!

  21. Who is Jerry Springer?

    Why is there a show that makes mostly white people look like the lowest form of scum on the earth and why do people find this in the least entertaining? What the fuck is going on in this country and who is behind this shit? Is this type of disgusting shit actually good for our nation?
    Many shows on tv our laden with mindless slap stick vulgarity. Who the fuck are the people that produce this garbage?

  22. Remember when her hair was temporarily blond earlier in the year? That was her real hair as there was no weave, wonder if she will make the year out alive?

  23. steve

    I swear I can smell her through this computer screen. What is with those nasty shoes she is always wearing? She must be Keith Richards secret love child, she looks like him and nothing can seem to kill her.

  24. FACE

    Will someone just put her out of her misery already?

  25. SlyAndTheFamilyStallone

    I’m going back to sleep. Wake me up when she’s dead.

  26. @ Kathi #29 when will amy winehousedie dot com is out there and you can win a prize if you guess right. So no need for the sweepstake. My money is on it being soon. I hope.

  27. honestly, that girl needs a bath. probably good use a good washin behind her ears too. I have’nt spoke to her lately but looks like she needs her mouth washed out with soap. where’s dr phil

  28. .

    i hate those shitty shoes !!!!

  29. freekmo

    this hairy ape is such a fine role model for our kids

  30. freekmo

    this hairy ape is such a fine role model for our kids

  31. Ash

    Kill it with fire.

  32. moo-moo

    “This girl is the greatest star to ever shine in the musical firmament…”

    Now THAT is funny! Tell us some more of your foolish nonsense.

    Amy W sounds like shit…singing, talking, everything about her is shit.

  33. veggi

    i’m so proud to be white. Amy represents us all! Wewt

  34. jenn

    omg, she’s so hideous…
    i wnat to hang her up and throw darts at her – blindfolded, so i don’t have to look at her…

  35. jenn

    omg, she’s so hideous…
    i wnat to hang her up and throw darts at her – blindfolded, so i don’t have to look at her…

  36. Riddle

    She’s got millions on her bank account, why doesn’t she buy a new pair of jeans, or at least wash em? And most of all WASH HERSELF!!! That sad thing looks dirty!

    That beehive on her head must weight more than she does. Holy cow what a sad reject this is. Please, someone must come and lock her up.

  37. BROOMSTICK

    Amy Winehouse needs to die right away. I hate her.

  38. disgusting, a shame we have that in esteli nicaragua also

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