Amy Winehouse flailed her fake breasts around some more last night making this the first documented case where a woman’s augmented chest failed to distract me from her face. On that note, if you heard what sounded like two tractor-trailers smashing into each other, that was my penis plowing through traffic in a fit of tears. Sorry about that.
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i’m glad other people noticed the strech marks as well, i thought i was being picky lol
She has hairy pits WTF?
Wow
talk about getting your money’s worth out of your purchase
Wow! what is with those freckles…? and when I say freckles I mean she looks like she’s been looking up someones shitpipe and they had a hair trigger…
Amy: “Hey I can see…” *BLAM*
FRECKLEized!
Why bother with the tits if your face and hair looks like that and you your body is covered in tattoos and you never bath
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Haven’t they perfected the face transplant?
GROSS! She’s sooooooo horrible!
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Quanto pelo na cara! Credo!
Quanto pelo na cara! Credo!
Too bad the plastic surgeon couldn’t do anything about the track marks.
Her tits are outstanding. Yeah, her eye makeup is a little weird, but her eye sockets are NOT two of the three holes I want to stick my cock in either!
I bet she’s fun to fuck!
Sandra Bernhard is a bombshell next to this fugly bitch.
Now all she needs is a fake face.
Howdy Doody with fake tits and dick-sucking lips. i’m strangely aroused.
She isn’t dead yet?
“Howdy Doody with fake tits and dick-sucking lips. i’m strangely aroused.”
she does have that ‘hot crack whore’ look about here.
shes got a really hairy face!
good