Amy Winehouse & Snoop Dogg: What could go wrong?

April 16th, 2009 // 125 Comments

Seen here in St. Lucia this week, Amy Winehouse apparently attempted to record some tracks with Snoop Dogg. You can guess how that turned out. The Sun reports:

The dope-smoking duo collaborated on a pair of tracks in Los Angeles last year though they were too stoned to finish them.
A source said: “Amy came to the studio buzzing with ideas and the pair got on really well, even though Snoop turned up in his dressing gown with slippers on, which had Amy giggling.

“They were working at a frenetic pace at first but as the day wore on and more smoke breaks took place, the work rate slackened. By the time their studio time ended they had a pair of tracks sketched out but no finished product.”

The day wasn’t a total loss however. The two built a spaceship out of nachos and managed to record a twenty minute diatribe on why Fraggle Rock is just like the government. Also, Amy ate a cat. — I’m kidding, it was a microphone.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Ugly People Safaris

    Blah first

  2. rest of the world

    “They were working at a frenetic pace at first but as the day wore on and more smoke breaks took place, the work rate slackened. By the time their studio time ended they had a pair of tracks sketched out but no finished product.”

    A nice metaphor for the current generation of American workers.

  3. green_eyes

    oh god…..she looks pregnant. if she reproduces the world is coming to an end.

    well, see ya in a few days, i’m going to build a bomb shelter!

  4. Ugly People Safaris

    I cant tell if shes pregnant or anorexic.

  5. Matt

    Bottom row, second from left: greatest picture ever for a person ripping a fart so stank they might pass out.

  6. phoring

    god awful

  7. Dr. Invasive

    I’ve never seen a person, drug addict or not, so consistently look neurologically spastic in picture after picture after picture.

  8. I sure hope they didn’t share the same microphone. I wouldn’t want to see Snoop pick-up any incurable diseases.

    http://www.thefamousphere.com

  9. Bee

    *sigh* she was so pretty before she became famous and started drugs.

  10. Charles Darwin

    “I sure hope they didn’t share the same microphone. I wouldn’t want to see Snoop pick-up any incurable diseases.”

    Snoop already has the worst disease imaginable (negroidism).

  11. Jrz

    she ate suh’um….what’s up with that gut?

  12. @10 the worst disease would be ignorance. which it looks like you have a chronic case. Why don’t you go play with your daddy’s gun collecction and have a fatal accident shit for brains.

  13. Photoshop Police

    mmmm…. nacho spaceship

  14. flipflop harry

    So this is how a person can be too fat and too skinny at the same time…

  15. Sam

    I haven’t seen a bodyshape like that since Sally Strothers stopped making those commercials.

  16. Rush Limbaugh

    This sounds made up. I’ve never heard of a black man walking away when there’s work to be done.

  17. OctoMom

    I looked like that when I was just thinking about getting pregnant.

  18. Demise

    you can see her nipples in the last pic…eww

  19. Randal

    Well, it doesn’t happen over night. Writing great music the way Amy does and has in the past, happens over time. Her multi million selling albums were also not made in a day. Hopefully we’ll get to hear these two on the airwaves soon enough rising to the top!

    Randal

  20. Darth

    Holy shit! What wild bushwoman is this?

  21. Randal's Rectum

    Randal man why don’t you die? Worst poster ever.

  22. kels

    she looks a lil manly in these pics…poor girl..

  23. kels

    she looks a lil manly in these pics…poor girl..

  24. Galtacticus

    Where was this cave woman found?

  25. Rhialto

    Turns out Sasquatch is less hairy than we imagined.

  26. Zane

    Randal’s the best and that was one of his good ones.

  27. I wonder if Nike would pau her NOT to wear that sports bra.

  28. Freddo

    Yup she looks terrible, but the sad part is I think she’s actually looking better than she has done in recent months!

  29. Either she is still drugging up or she has aids or something! Tan or no tan, cracked out is cracked out!!!

  30. His Huge Greatness Himself

    Except the girl,these photos bring me in holiday mood!

  31. Galtacticus

    It’s always handy to have somebody carrying your watersport materials stuff.

  32. onceler

    hmmm, no, you don’t get to make fun of the pace at which even very, very stoned artists complete their work. and you can realistically call both Snoop Dogg and Amy Winehouse artists, they both practice their music well. and this is one day?

    with the amount of production that someone like Snoop will involve in the process, getting two tracks done in a single day would actually be a pretty high output. so they’re not finished with them entirely after one day? whatever! creating a song takes way, way longer than it does to write a blog post!

  33. SoTe

    Snoop is da bomb! He is killing me with his live streaming on twitter, he plays music, talks to the camera and smokes with his friends, he is hilarious and plays damn good music.

  34. Huckleberry Hashimoto

    She has cute boobies, but there aren’t enough paper bags at your typical Kroger that could fully hide that face. You would still know it’s there.

  35. ………………this is the whole point: JUST EVERYTHING, folks!!

  36. A collision of two talent-free zones is the last thing i need to listen to. I believe however, that i have divined Snoop’s motives here – if he stands next to Winehouse long enough he will start to look handsome.

  37. dew

    I’ve seen photos of her from many years ago with her looking fairly attractive, even though I don’t remember if her past body looked as gangly as it does now (which looks MUCH better than a few months ago). But the skin of her face looks a MILLION times better than it did about six months back. Her legs still look like they’re bruised in numerous places though, so she’s just barely recovering her health I guess. Hopefully, she’ll stay clean enough to recover more health, but I wouldn’t be very surprised if she falls into the drugs again, with her horrid track record. I wonder if UK laws would allow one of her parents to take control of her life like Britney’s father did. Britney’s certainly not “normal” now, but she’s MUCH better than when she was under that hideous troll’s control (Sam?)

  38. Chris

    So THATS what bigfoot looks like shaved!!

  39. mikeock

    I wonder if you can get high just by licking her twat? You know – like one of those magic toads.

  40. CakeSnifferer

    She looks like a thin person constructed entirely of fat tissue.

  41. bossvnnv

    I’d hit that.

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