Amy Winehouse & Pete Doherty make a YouTube video

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Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty made a YouTube video together (after the jump) that can only be described as “WHAT THE DOUBLE FUCK?!” It’s essentially the two of them playing with, no joke, newborn mice and babbling incoherently. Though at one point, Amy uses them to deliver a message to her incarcerated husband Blake. BBC News reports:

“This one’s got a message from Blake,” she says. “Blake, please don’t divorce mummy. She loves you ever so. Hang on, my big brother wants to say something.”
Taking another mouse from Doherty, she continues: “Yeah, if you divorce her you’ll have me to deal with. I’m only a day old. I don’t know what I’m doing but I know what love is.”

If Pete Doherty, drugs and baby mice can’t save a marriage, then, shit, I don’t know what can. Oh, wait, yes I do: FUCKING THERAPY! Get some, lady. And tons of it. If you don’t think things are that bad, here’s a newsflash: Pete Doherty – not a figment of your imagination. Uh huh, that thing is real. Kind of blows your mind doesn’t it, Amy? … Amy? Are you even listening to me or just eating the china cabinet?

Thanks to Sexyonia who doesn’t think mice should be used as pawns in relationship drama. However, they work nicely on a chess board. Check, mate!