Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty continued to party as if they’re the last zombies on Earth. Looking at pics from last night, I think it’s safe to say these two shouldn’t be allowed in the same room. Or country. Nay – hemisphere! You know what? Fuck it. Can’t we just send one of them to the moon? I mean, it’ll be easy. Just tell them it’s a really big ball of space-crack. They’ll find a way up. Which may or may not involve Amy tying M-80s to Pete’s shoes. (Fingers crossed!)
Thanks to Karen who’s happy to be in New Zealand far way from these two. Unless they learn to swim then, my God, none of us are safe…
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
Do you think, do you really think that they’re both stoned. I thought crack made your appetite suppressed, and they both have the telltale crack scabs on their faces. I guess they smoke pot and crack at the same time. I heard it is called a Speedball. I think I try it this weekend because I love them and want to look just like them and party like the hot celebrities they are. I’m just green with envy. Thanks, Fish Dude, for these great pictures, you really made my weekend.
@ 47. Richard –
THAT was the photo I was originally looking for … yes. yes. yes… giggity!
I love how his fly is completely down.
His neck has serious sores!
I love how his fly is completely down.
His neck has serious sores!
I love how his fly is completely down.
His neck has serious sores!
I love how his fly is completely down.
His neck has serious sores!
she has been wearing the same jean shorts all week long! they are getting droopy in the butt!
He has a child too. Some father. What a fucking dick.
For some reason, the first thing that popped into my head was “fish tacos”.
Damn. I’m never eating Mexican food again.
What’s up with the Bazooka Joe shirtage?
Doesn’t she get cold walking around practically naked?
they are both the fugliest people in the universe
Dear Superficial writer…I keep coming back here to look at this picture and I really have to tell ya’……..I now hate you for posting this!!! My fucking retina is melting and is now stuck to the inside of my eyelid! I hope your happy!!! This is going to toally uck up my normal day of telling Perez Hilton what a jackass he is and jerking off to that pic of the other chick from The Hills with fake tits! For the love of all that is holy man!!! How do you sleep at night!?!?!!
Well……….at least we’ll always have the fake tits!!!!
Seriously!!!! Fucking enough already!!!!
My god Pete Doherty is ugly.
I am just happy to see that they are eating… That’s a start, now lets work towards showering. k?
Is it really that warm in the UK that she can walk around dressed like that? Or does crack have special heating properties?
what the fuck is up with the fan she is holding? [of all the weird shit i could comment on in these pictures........]
Every time I start to feel good about myself, a photospread of these two sun-starved, twitchy, sweat-slicked mongrels comes up and my genitals crawl up into my torso.
Clearly, all you need to be famous is a record deal, a good producer, a beehive hairdo, a $50 gift card from Hot Topic, and a boyfriend who couldn’t be picked out of a line-up of shaved mogooses.
How can somebody who’s so obviously doing illegal drugs not be arrested yet?
OMG gross….
Id lick amys arsehoe!
Does she own any other pair of shorts? Seriously–she’s so doped out she doens’t realize she’s been wearing the same pair of skany cut-offs for a year!
HIS FLY IS DOWN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wow, they are such a cute couple. i heard they met on http://www.filthyjunkies.com…is this true?
Have mercy. These people are lost
Have mercy. These people are lost
Have mercy. These people are lost