Amy Winehouse & Pete Doherty get the munchies, crack-larity ensues

May 16th, 2008 // 78 Comments

Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty continued to party as if they’re the last zombies on Earth. Looking at pics from last night, I think it’s safe to say these two shouldn’t be allowed in the same room. Or country. Nay – hemisphere! You know what? Fuck it. Can’t we just send one of them to the moon? I mean, it’ll be easy. Just tell them it’s a really big ball of space-crack. They’ll find a way up. Which may or may not involve Amy tying M-80s to Pete’s shoes. (Fingers crossed!)

Thanks to Karen who’s happy to be in New Zealand far way from these two. Unless they learn to swim then, my God, none of us are safe…

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  1. Sarah

    1st- theyre crazy

  2. Caesar

    Why is Pete Doherty tucking his shirt into his pockets?

    More importantly, how is he still alive?

  3. Someone should hit these two with a tranquelizer dark and haul them off to detox

  4. therusskie

    Why is he ALWAYS sweating and/or wet? For real. To sweat like that you gotta do at least 5 lines, EVERY HALF HOUR! Is that possible?

    Also, sorry, but I KNEW these two would get together. I knew it. As soon as CokeKate broke up with this looser ass, and Blake went to jail, I wondered (like fugface from Sex and the City): “When will Pete and Amy fornicate and procreate?” On that thought, can you procreate when you’re made of crack/coke/valiums/pillz/GHB? Is there seemen in that body? Is there any resemblance of a uterus? I wonder on these very important thoughts during my very important day.

  5. therusskie

    Why is he ALWAYS sweating and/or wet? For real. To sweat like that you gotta do at least 5 lines, EVERY HALF HOUR! Is that possible?

    Also, sorry, but I KNEW these two would get together. I knew it. As soon as CokeKate broke up with this looser ass, and Blake went to jail, I wondered (like fugface from Sex and the City): “When will Pete and Amy fornicate and procreate?” On that thought, can you procreate when you’re made of crack/coke/valiums/pillz/GHB? Is there semen in that body? Is there any resemblance of a uterus? I wonder on these very important thoughts during my very important day.

  6. pistache268

    Gollum!

  7. That is the worst orange spray tan I’ve seen since Lohan went to rehab.

  8. DID YOU SMELL HER PUSSY?

  9. until Randal gets here

    They both have wonderful skin!

    She moves so gracefully!

    They’re so talented!

    These pictures DO NOT look like outtakes from A Clockwork Orange.

    Always remember:

    If life seems jolly rotten
    There’s something you’ve forgotten
    And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
    When you’re feeling in the dumps
    Don’t be silly chumps
    Just purse your lips and whistle – that’s the thing.

    And…always look on the bright side of life…
    Always look on the light side of life…

  10. Jrz

    So, according to SOME people’s logic….THESE TWO, and those like them, would be better parents and married people than Ellen DeGeneres and Portia whateverhernameis because they’re hetero.

  11. Melissa

    XYZ, Cracky… And take a damn shower already. Bring your mutt in there with you… she could also use a bath.

  12. Zanna

    He’s got the barn door open in #5….he’s letting the crotchpheasants and crabs go free.

  13. ApacheRose

    @10–

    Of course they would, darling. It’s moral that way, you know.

  14. Stuey

    RIGHT @10, let the gays marry all they want, just DONT let these two reproduce!

  15. Mick

    Personally I think this is the type of crack-related stuff to be worried about (not sodomy).

  16. ApacheRose

    LOL@ “crotchpheasants”

  17. jrz

    As long as they’re straight, they’d make a better marriage. Well, defend this twosome, please…..I’d love to see you try.

  18. Cindy

    I’d love to kiss him all over his neck, until that big red one explodes and fills my mouth with hot pus.

  19. hot mess

    who let frodo in to 7-11??

  20. lilkutie

    I seriously TRY not to judge how people look.. but holy hell in a hand bag… he is one ugly dude. So is Pete Doherty. Is he capable of blinking??? I keep expecting the next photos of him to be holding an eyeball that sprung from his socket. Sick.

  21. &*&)(P)T^^%^$%

    Im so sick of these disgusting vile animals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. Stuey

    @18, WTFFFFFFFFF ughhhhtttt, uncalled for, lmao

  23. IDN

    I wonder what new species might be discovered crawling out of Miss. Winehouse’s vagina these days? Really, all the pap are just scientists in disguise trying to capture the next big discovery on film.

    Seriously though… I’ve never seen a more undesirably looking young, wealthy human being in my life. Way to go drugs–you never fail to surprise (and dismay) me. Oh wait… that’s just the sad people taking them because hit singles and success aren’t enough. Morons.

  24. Ursula

    Well, if nothing else, they’re a very slim couple.
    Why is he trying to cover his mouth with that scarf? Is he going the same way as Jacko…face mask please.

  25. OnlyGayEskimo

    You know, I was going to make this witty comment about how it seems as if Amy has finally thrown away those disgusting ballet flats that have probably trodden through a thousand pools of crackhead piss –

    but they magically appeared on her feet again in that last picture. So much for my comment. Im deflated.

  26. Harriet

    He looks like a King Charles Spaniel with his boggly eyes

  27. please mommy daddy stop fighting!

    Actually it’s pretty simple to think of what the argument would be: at some point these two might be able to stop being addicts, clean up their lives, and start a family by natural means…unlike, say, fishmonger girls or ATM ropey semen chugging dudes. Not that there’s anything wrong with that! Anyway, the argument is always about theoretical scenarios, not the existing problems right in front of our eyes (like abuse).

  28. Sport

    Holy shit – Pic #5

    Someone get Jiminy Cricket his cane.
    Scratch that, he is only a monocle away from Mr. peanut!

    Freak.

  29. I would love to see Clockwork Orange and the witch from Looney Toons there snort about a pound of TNT each, then swallow a few dozen matches.

  30. Ang

    His dog is taking a big risk trying to walk around on two legs like that.

  31. Veggi

    they’re totally gay for eachother.

  32. Bloody pooballs

    Look at her stained fingers in the first pic. Nassssssst.

  33. Stunman Mike

    I mean fish, seriously, why the hell do you keep posting pictures of Amy Winehouse. I love her music but she’s fucking disgusting. And the other freak? He’s a goddamn pathetic excuse of a human being.

    You should stick to the usual and post something relevant, like Jennifer Aniston’s ass or Jessica Simpsons’ boobs.

  34. Pic # 7!!!! Pic # 7!!! how FUCKED are these moppets?

    that is … like son of frankenstein or something
    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm4153448448/tt0031951

  35. Jumpin_J

    Wait, they really ARE zombies. That means those “snacks”… they’re … OMFG … BRAAAAAINS!!!! (mmmmm…. brains…. ugggggh – drool)

  36. wren

    Imagine if one of them gives the other a dutch oven…

  37. Michelle

    No mention of his zipper being down?

  38. Michelle

    No mention of his zipper being down?

  39. My Belle

    no, only people talking about some “scroll” nonsense…

  40. woodhorse

    Dirt and drugs don’t mix.

  41. Batman

    @34 Chupacabra – LOLing like a motherfucker! I thought you’d show a pic of Glen Strange or Lon Chaney Jr. but that Lugosi pic is priceless!
    You win internetz today.

    Doherty– whatever. But it’s a shame about Amy.

  42. I really hope they breed… let’s get this whole Apocalypse thing movin’ already…

  43. havoc

    I can literally smell the funk coming out of my computer…….

    .

  44. I’ll bet $10 Kate Moss is in that suitcase… well most of her at least.

  45. Chupacabra

    @41 – Thanks Batman, I always knew you were a stand-up kinda guy.

    @42 – Man, that is so true… why is this end of days thing taking so long?

  46. Erik

    Thank you Brits for sending us the Who, the Beattles and Led Zepplin. You can keep there two ButtRotts… but keep posting pics of them.

    They are the best examples I have to show my 18 year old son why he should stay off drugs. He would either end up looking like him or worse… end up fucking a skank like that. give it 6 months before she announces she is pregnant with Hell Spawn. That one you can keep too…

  47. lulu

    this was inevitable

  48. Pablito

    Michelle, you’re right, his zipper is down. Must have been getting a hummer on the ride over.

  49. #49 – Have you seen here teeth? It would be more like a gummer.

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