Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty continued to party as if they’re the last zombies on Earth. Looking at pics from last night, I think it’s safe to say these two shouldn’t be allowed in the same room. Or country. Nay – hemisphere! You know what? Fuck it. Can’t we just send one of them to the moon? I mean, it’ll be easy. Just tell them it’s a really big ball of space-crack. They’ll find a way up. Which may or may not involve Amy tying M-80s to Pete’s shoes. (Fingers crossed!)
Thanks to Karen who’s happy to be in New Zealand far way from these two. Unless they learn to swim then, my God, none of us are safe…
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
Sarah | May 16, 2008 at 1:30 pm
1st- theyre crazy
Caesar | May 16, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Why is Pete Doherty tucking his shirt into his pockets?
More importantly, how is he still alive?
Famous Plastic | May 16, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Someone should hit these two with a tranquelizer dark and haul them off to detox
therusskie | May 16, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Why is he ALWAYS sweating and/or wet? For real. To sweat like that you gotta do at least 5 lines, EVERY HALF HOUR! Is that possible?
Also, sorry, but I KNEW these two would get together. I knew it. As soon as CokeKate broke up with this looser ass, and Blake went to jail, I wondered (like fugface from Sex and the City): “When will Pete and Amy fornicate and procreate?” On that thought, can you procreate when you’re made of crack/coke/valiums/pillz/GHB? Is there seemen in that body? Is there any resemblance of a uterus? I wonder on these very important thoughts during my very important day.
therusskie | May 16, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Why is he ALWAYS sweating and/or wet? For real. To sweat like that you gotta do at least 5 lines, EVERY HALF HOUR! Is that possible?
Also, sorry, but I KNEW these two would get together. I knew it. As soon as CokeKate broke up with this looser ass, and Blake went to jail, I wondered (like fugface from Sex and the City): “When will Pete and Amy fornicate and procreate?” On that thought, can you procreate when you’re made of crack/coke/valiums/pillz/GHB? Is there semen in that body? Is there any resemblance of a uterus? I wonder on these very important thoughts during my very important day.
pistache268 | May 16, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Gollum!
Famous Plastic | May 16, 2008 at 1:36 pm
That is the worst orange spray tan I’ve seen since Lohan went to rehab.
gerard Vandenberg | May 16, 2008 at 1:36 pm
DID YOU SMELL HER PUSSY?
until Randal gets here | May 16, 2008 at 1:42 pm
They both have wonderful skin!
She moves so gracefully!
They’re so talented!
These pictures DO NOT look like outtakes from A Clockwork Orange.
Always remember:
If life seems jolly rotten
There’s something you’ve forgotten
And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you’re feeling in the dumps
Don’t be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle – that’s the thing.
And…always look on the bright side of life…
Always look on the light side of life…
Jrz | May 16, 2008 at 1:43 pm
So, according to SOME people’s logic….THESE TWO, and those like them, would be better parents and married people than Ellen DeGeneres and Portia whateverhernameis because they’re hetero.
Melissa | May 16, 2008 at 1:47 pm
XYZ, Cracky… And take a damn shower already. Bring your mutt in there with you… she could also use a bath.
Zanna | May 16, 2008 at 1:48 pm
He’s got the barn door open in #5….he’s letting the crotchpheasants and crabs go free.
ApacheRose | May 16, 2008 at 1:49 pm
@10–
Of course they would, darling. It’s moral that way, you know.
Stuey | May 16, 2008 at 1:49 pm
RIGHT @10, let the gays marry all they want, just DONT let these two reproduce!
Mick | May 16, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Personally I think this is the type of crack-related stuff to be worried about (not sodomy).
ApacheRose | May 16, 2008 at 1:50 pm
LOL@ “crotchpheasants”
jrz | May 16, 2008 at 1:52 pm
As long as they’re straight, they’d make a better marriage. Well, defend this twosome, please…..I’d love to see you try.
Cindy | May 16, 2008 at 1:54 pm
I’d love to kiss him all over his neck, until that big red one explodes and fills my mouth with hot pus.
hot mess | May 16, 2008 at 1:54 pm
who let frodo in to 7-11??
lilkutie | May 16, 2008 at 1:54 pm
I seriously TRY not to judge how people look.. but holy hell in a hand bag… he is one ugly dude. So is Pete Doherty. Is he capable of blinking??? I keep expecting the next photos of him to be holding an eyeball that sprung from his socket. Sick.
&*&)(P)T^^%^$% | May 16, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Im so sick of these disgusting vile animals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stuey | May 16, 2008 at 1:56 pm
@18, WTFFFFFFFFF ughhhhtttt, uncalled for, lmao
IDN | May 16, 2008 at 1:56 pm
I wonder what new species might be discovered crawling out of Miss. Winehouse’s vagina these days? Really, all the pap are just scientists in disguise trying to capture the next big discovery on film.
Seriously though… I’ve never seen a more undesirably looking young, wealthy human being in my life. Way to go drugs–you never fail to surprise (and dismay) me. Oh wait… that’s just the sad people taking them because hit singles and success aren’t enough. Morons.
Ursula | May 16, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Well, if nothing else, they’re a very slim couple.
Why is he trying to cover his mouth with that scarf? Is he going the same way as Jacko…face mask please.
OnlyGayEskimo | May 16, 2008 at 1:59 pm
You know, I was going to make this witty comment about how it seems as if Amy has finally thrown away those disgusting ballet flats that have probably trodden through a thousand pools of crackhead piss –
but they magically appeared on her feet again in that last picture. So much for my comment. Im deflated.
Harriet | May 16, 2008 at 2:00 pm
He looks like a King Charles Spaniel with his boggly eyes
please mommy daddy stop fighting! | May 16, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Actually it’s pretty simple to think of what the argument would be: at some point these two might be able to stop being addicts, clean up their lives, and start a family by natural means…unlike, say, fishmonger girls or ATM ropey semen chugging dudes. Not that there’s anything wrong with that! Anyway, the argument is always about theoretical scenarios, not the existing problems right in front of our eyes (like abuse).
Sport | May 16, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Holy shit – Pic #5
Someone get Jiminy Cricket his cane.
Scratch that, he is only a monocle away from Mr. peanut!
Freak.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 16, 2008 at 2:11 pm
I would love to see Clockwork Orange and the witch from Looney Toons there snort about a pound of TNT each, then swallow a few dozen matches.
Ang | May 16, 2008 at 2:12 pm
His dog is taking a big risk trying to walk around on two legs like that.
Veggi | May 16, 2008 at 2:16 pm
they’re totally gay for eachother.
Bloody pooballs | May 16, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Look at her stained fingers in the first pic. Nassssssst.
Stunman Mike | May 16, 2008 at 2:21 pm
I mean fish, seriously, why the hell do you keep posting pictures of Amy Winehouse. I love her music but she’s fucking disgusting. And the other freak? He’s a goddamn pathetic excuse of a human being.
You should stick to the usual and post something relevant, like Jennifer Aniston’s ass or Jessica Simpsons’ boobs.
Chupacabra | May 16, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Pic # 7!!!! Pic # 7!!! how FUCKED are these moppets?
that is … like son of frankenstein or something
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm4153448448/tt0031951
Jumpin_J | May 16, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Wait, they really ARE zombies. That means those “snacks”… they’re … OMFG … BRAAAAAINS!!!! (mmmmm…. brains…. ugggggh – drool)
wren | May 16, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Imagine if one of them gives the other a dutch oven…
Michelle | May 16, 2008 at 2:39 pm
No mention of his zipper being down?
Michelle | May 16, 2008 at 2:39 pm
No mention of his zipper being down?
My Belle | May 16, 2008 at 2:47 pm
no, only people talking about some “scroll” nonsense…
woodhorse | May 16, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Dirt and drugs don’t mix.
Batman | May 16, 2008 at 2:58 pm
@34 Chupacabra – LOLing like a motherfucker! I thought you’d show a pic of Glen Strange or Lon Chaney Jr. but that Lugosi pic is priceless!
You win internetz today.
Doherty– whatever. But it’s a shame about Amy.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 16, 2008 at 2:59 pm
I really hope they breed… let’s get this whole Apocalypse thing movin’ already…
havoc | May 16, 2008 at 3:09 pm
I can literally smell the funk coming out of my computer…….
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Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 16, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I’ll bet $10 Kate Moss is in that suitcase… well most of her at least.
Chupacabra | May 16, 2008 at 3:34 pm
@41 – Thanks Batman, I always knew you were a stand-up kinda guy.
@42 – Man, that is so true… why is this end of days thing taking so long?
Erik | May 16, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Thank you Brits for sending us the Who, the Beattles and Led Zepplin. You can keep there two ButtRotts… but keep posting pics of them.
They are the best examples I have to show my 18 year old son why he should stay off drugs. He would either end up looking like him or worse… end up fucking a skank like that. give it 6 months before she announces she is pregnant with Hell Spawn. That one you can keep too…
Richard | May 16, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Um, second to last picture.
http://www.cryptozoology.com/forum/images/igor_5212.jpg
lulu | May 16, 2008 at 4:00 pm
this was inevitable
Pablito | May 16, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Michelle, you’re right, his zipper is down. Must have been getting a hummer on the ride over.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 16, 2008 at 4:09 pm
#49 – Have you seen here teeth? It would be more like a gummer.